Ji Li, I'm pregnant!
Chapter 367:Ji Li, I'm pregnant!
“Do the last one, how?”Jili took the phone and handed it to Shen.
Shen also forgot what the last article was, only knew that the remarks just put forward by netizens were not difficult to practice.
So she put her head up and looked at it seriously.
At that time, I did not expect the wisdom of the majority of netizens to be so embarrassing, but in just a few minutes, a lot of replies were added, and the last one mentioned by Ji Li was written on the first step: the first step, tick him.The second step is to get rid of him.The third step is to sleep with him.The fourth step is to sleep with him.Step 5: Don’t wake up tomorrow morning.
The first: “...”
Do this in the above way, you really don't have to get up tomorrow morning...
She looked up, and the man across the street was ready to enjoy it.A pair of dark eyes, staring at her, waiting for her.
Thinking about it, Shen was very strong at the beginning of the day, and said to Ji Li: "Husband, you continue to be angry!"I decided not to please you."
“Others say that women turn their faces faster than flipping books, and Mrs. Ji’s face is just a blink of an eye.
She turned to go, but the handcuffs behind him were suddenly caught by the man.
The unbalanced Shen first looked back and finally fell into a warm embrace.
The warm hands of Ji Li suddenly placed on her waist, and her small waist were separated by a thin layer of chiffon fabric.
The temperature on the man’s hand was clearly transmitted to her skin.Finally, she slipped into her dress, and landed gently on her belly, and the movements were very soft.
At first, the heart trembled, and the whole back was frozen.
“Does it still hurt?”He suddenly began to ask the first time.
Shen Xinyi did not react, silly side-eye, raised his eyebrows: "What pain?"
The man was gentle, and he touched her belly for a moment and said, "Didn't the great aunt come?"
“My aunt, yes!She is a man with an aunt!
He shook his head and said, “It doesn’t hurt.”
So, are they reconciled?
Ji Li gently used his hand to make her a warm baby, although she knew that she did not have aunt pain, but the man's hands seemed to carry magic, so that she felt that the whole heart was gentle.
She carefully turned to observe the man's expression, softly, gently asked: "Husband, let's call the police?"
“What does the police do?”The man asked knowingly.
Shen was in a hurry, turned his head and looked at the man and said, “Handcuffs, handcuffs!Are you going to put me to bed tonight with handcuffs?”
"Tomorrow you will take you to the police station to find a way, tonight let you long remember, see you still dare to make a good claim."He reached out and played on his forehead.
Look, this man is vengeful!
I know that this is a man who eats soft and not hard, so Shen looked at Ji Li with a smile on his face: "Husband, we will go to the police now?"Otherwise, I will wait until tomorrow, my hands will be numb and unconscious, will you bear it?”
“Hmm.Hold on.”
“Well, this man doesn’t eat soft and hard, this man doesn’t eat soft and hard!”
"You said you wanted to spoil me, and now let me sleep with handcuffs all night, your heart is hard!"Soft and hard do not eat, then cry two and three hang!
Shen looked at the man and said, “Hands can’t be opened, how can I take a shower?”
“I’ll wash it for you.”
“I can’t take off my clothes!”Shen said at first.
“Then cut it with scissors.”
"..." it seems that Mr. Ji is just determined to make her long-term memory, Shen first face of the family looked at Ji Li said: "cut clothes a lot of waste ah!"This dress is expensive!”
“It’s more expensive to cut.”The man's pet hand touched her head, as if touching a pet to soothe.
Shen's head was a short one, avoiding the man's claws, and said disapprovingly: "Jili, you are inhuman!"
“Hmm.My wife is right.”
"Then you still don't help me take me to the police station, Jili, you bully me, I want to complain to the black soil, I want to run away with my son..."
Before the word was finished, the lips were blocked.
When a kiss that lasts a emptiness, the man looked at her clear eyes: "Stupid wife, running away can only run away with me."
Finish the computer.He picked up and walked in the direction of the bedroom.
She put her gently on the bed, and Ji Li took off her shirt elegantly.
"Husband", the little woman in the bed suddenly gently threw a delicate eye toward him.
The hand of the buckle was instantly frozen...
“You look the best in a shirt.”At first, he looked at Ji Li.
I knew that the sudden praise must have been a huge conspiracy.
True, Shen's first sentence is: "Unfortunately, there are many shirt buttons, do you know why men's shirts have to design so many buttons, while coats and suits only a few buttons?"
Tiffel did not return.
Shen initially asked himself: "Because the buttons of the coat and suit should be used to solve themselves, and the buttons of the man's shirt should be solved by women."So . . .
"So when you get rid of the handcuffs tomorrow, the later shirt buttons will be left to you to solve."Mrs. Ji, I understand."After that, Jili took off his shirt.
Bending down and pinching the woman’s tiny chin.She fell on her red lips and turned to the bathroom.
"Ah ah!" the roar of Shen's initial collapse came from the door, but Ji Li pulled up his lips and smiled.
For a moment, she stood up impatiently.
Anger one foot kicked open the bathroom door, looked at the man's naked beautiful body, and was weak at first.
“Wake together?”The man took a white towel and put it on his shoulder.
What it means to wash together, the wall is to wipe the gun and go to the fire!
She turned around when she didn’t come.
However, Ji Li suddenly reached out and grabbed her into the bathroom, handcuffed her hands at the beginning, unable to resist.
For fear of the male animal hair, he had to be weak and weak to say to the man: "I don't wash!"
“A wild cat is not just wild, it’s dirty?”The man easily pressed her on the tile, Shen back against the marble tiles, the whole person has some difficulty breathing, most of them are really too close to the man...
Shen first stretched out his foot and kicked the man: "Haven't you ever heard that the woman's great aunt came and couldn't take a bath?"
I haven't heard it yet.
“Is my aunt here to change the band?”Tili held the wall with one hand and looked at Shen at first.
The best-case?The rapper!
Shen's face rose red, this lamp is wanton, so stingy discussion of this private topic, even if Shen is a married girl, or can not help red.
The man, as if nothing had happened, turned around and opened the small locker in the bathroom, then took out a bag of aunt towel, and then studied it carefully.
"Husband, you look so, really perverted ah..." A big man with his aunt towel to see a godly look, although this posture is handsome, but this behavior...
“Which bag?”Jili, a bag of aunt's scarf in one hand, looked at Shen at first and seriously asked.
At first, I just felt that the blood was empty.
In an instant, the whole person was not well, and he wanted to reach out and grab, and his hand was handcuffed behind his back.
So, I had to look at the man weakly and say, “Husband, this kind of thing will not bother you, I will come by myself...”
The man lost the red bag and looked at her with the blue bag: "Since it is night, then it should be used at night?"
“Husband, have you forgiven me?”
“If I say that women don’t have a band-do when they come to my aunt, do you believe it?”Shen first felt that his three views had already left home in the first ten minutes.Now looking at Ji Li with his aunt's scarf in his hand, Shen really wanted to kill himself.So why didn't the dead skin face let Lu Xi suddenly open her handcuffs with a gun?
At the beginning of this kind of truth, but all people with a little sense of the truth can not believe the lies, naturally can not coax Ji Li.
The man seems to have done this kind of thing for the first time, but he made a car familiar with the road and beckoned to Shen at the beginning: "Wife, come here."
Shake your head at first.
Since it was useless to speak, Ji Li simply went straight ahead and prepared to do it.
Shen was in a hurry, laughing at the man more than crying was ugly: "Husband, in fact, I can change the bandbred sticker, do you believe it?"
“Do not believe.”This time, Jili answered very simply.
The first: “...”
"This is a special function of women, you men will not understand."Shen first looked very firmly at Ji Li, that expression was serious, almost he was deceived by himself.
Jili put that piece of the night's "band-capt-do" into the back of Shen's back on the back of the hand, the lip corner gently hooked up, very serious, very serious look at Shen, said: "The ear is false, the eyes are real."
What do you mean?
What you hear, is it a matter of what you see?
So Mr. Ji means that she should perform her “special function”?
Does this mean to look at her face-to-face with her hand behind her back to change the "band-on-can-do"?
This is not a special function, then aliens can do it!
At first, he suddenly felt that it was not easy for him to be stupid to get to this state.
Just as she was seriously mobilizing all brain cells to find out how to deal with what would happen next, the man suddenly looked at her solemnly and said, "The specific function only includes the renewal of the band's hand behind the back, not including the hands tied behind the back to take off the pants, isn't it?"
Look at the old rascal's face of the serious play, obviously even half of the words she said do not believe.
Ji Li kindly went to help Shen take off her pants, and the expression looked very serious.
Shen Xiong finally took a step back and looked at the man with his eyes as deep as he could not bear, and said, "Jili, I am pregnant."
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