Solved with a fart
Chapter 299:Solved with a fart
“You’re going to fuck, aren’t you?”
He asked a small question.
“...”
The whole classroom was silent.
The students in the room were stunned.
As they can hear, this is like a curse.
And combined with the situation just now, it seems that because the student is too reckless, asked an incommendable problem, so Zhang Fan was angry and angry, and scolded the student.
But... that’s not it?
Teacher Zhang Fan seems to be a good way to talk, not like casually open the mouth of the students ah?
Or yelling at a girl.
One of the students thought of this, and suddenly felt a faint heart.
No, just now looking at Zhang Fan's information on the Internet, I saw that Zhang Fan teacher was often scolding his students.
There is no weakness in other classes.
There was even a man who put more than a hundred people in the Rocket Class to their knees.
Thinking about it, the student quickly shrank his neck.
There are a few other students who have the same idea as him.
When I looked at the female student who asked the question, I had compassion in my eyes.
Suzuki is embarrassed.
People ask you a question, you don't know, you don't know, directly scold people students?
Or female students.
What about Master?
What about the face?
The teacher on the spot was also a little embarrassed, I don't know what to do.
He also did not expect that the teacher would suddenly scream.
Even if the students ask this question is too reckless, but can't say that the students are farting?
In James Liu’s office, the top leaders also looked at each other.
“How can this teacher scream?”
“That’s a lot of disrespect to students.”
"Yes, even if medical science is brilliant, and the theoretical knowledge is rich, you can't scold the students."
Vice President James Liu also shook his head and smiled bitterly: "I have seen the data before, he seems to be such a person, and it is not once or twice playing students."
"Although I admire his medical skills, in teaching, his morals are really ... alas."
Vice President James Liu can only shrug his shoulders and say, "Zhang Fan is still young after all, and remind him later to pay attention to it."
...
At the same time, in the classroom.
The girl was young, only 17 years old.
He was said by Zhang Fan, and suddenly blushed like coal.
Tears were already turning in my eyes.
But he doubted in his mind.
This girl asked me a question, why did she cry?
Not at all?
He had just been looking intently at the answer in the retina projection, so he answered casually, and did not notice that the sentence sounded like an insult in such a situation.
But at this time, he did not want to pay attention to other things, just want to answer all the questions quickly and leave here.
He spoke again, and the words spit out from his mouth:
“When people break through, the energy in the body quickly fills every cell.This allows the distance between the cells to be reduced rapidly.The gas between the cells is expelled from the various pores, sweat holes, mouth, nose and even anus.
"The practitioners were all focused on breaking through, so when the gas was discharged from other places, it may not be aware at all."Only when excreting from the anus, the gas quickly hits the muscles near the anus, forming a vibration and making a sound.That’s what we usually call shit.
"Those who have reached the second level or above, because the respiratory function of the body's pores and sweat pores have been developed, so this ass is not obvious, or even will not appear."
“But the novice can’t, so this ass will be obvious.”But this just gives the newcomers a yardstick to pinch that degree.As long as you let go of this far, you can stop absorbing energy and only maintain the existing energy, and it will not be long before it will naturally break through.If you let go of this fart and continue to absorb energy, there is a 98.3% chance of explosion and death."
“...”
As I said, the scene was silent again.
The students were surprised.
Some of them are newcomers, and in the first breakthrough, there is indeed a phenomenon of farting.
Although others are not newborn, but when they think back to the first breakthrough, they also seem to have farts.
Can this be resolved?
Hasn't solved a problem for more than 200 years, and a bullshit solved?
This is too much of a show, isn’t it?
Everyone finds it unbelievable.
At this time, the girl who asked the question finally understood that Zhang Fan was not scolding her.
But that made her face even more red.
I misunderstood the teacher.
The teacher looked at Zhang Fan and showed a look of contemplation.
Sima Yu’s eyebrows were slightly wrinkled, thinking about the feasibility of Zhang Fan’s approach.
In James Liu's office, the senior leaders also looked at each other.
“So this is solved?”
“This...”
“It seems unlikely, doesn’t it?Of course, the approach that Mr. Zhang said seems likely in itself.But the problem of more than two hundred years has been solved by a single ass, which is really unbelievable."
Vice President James Liu was also incredible.
He then said, "It's very simple, let's simulate the breakthrough process."
Soon, he opened a virtual interface on the desktop.
Quickly enter some breakthrough data on the interface - this data is basically within the scope of the new breakthrough.
Not long after, the mannequin on the interface began to cultivate breakthroughs.
At the tipping point that was about to break, the mannequin farted a fart.
Then, the mannequin immediately stopped the process of continuing to absorb energy.
Then, within seconds, the mannequin broke through.
And all the people stood still.
Vice President James Liu entered the data again, allowing the model to continue to absorb energy after the fart.
As a result, the model exploded directly, and the explosion rate given was 98.3%.
It is in complete agreement with what Zhang said.
Vice President James Liu was surprised to see the results of this simulation.
The other high-levels were shocked.
“This... really can!”
“It’s really on the scale of bullshit!”
"The problem of more than 200 years, so many sages have not solved the problem, really solved by a bullshit?"
“It sounds like a bridge in science fiction.”
"Even even the explosion rate is exactly the same, so that teacher Zhang has already done this simulation?"
“People are definitely human!The problems of more than two hundred years, so many problems that the sages have not solved, have been solved so easily by Zhang Fan.”
"This can no longer be described by talent, but genius, genius, and ghost!"
Vice President James Liu was a grin.
Then he turned on the communicator and said, “Classmates, while this still needs to be proven a lot of facts, it’s possible to do it at least in our simple digital simulations.”
“...”
Again, there was silence.
Everyone looked at him, full of shock and admiration.
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