Sales That Slap You in the Face
Chapter 129:Sales That Slap You in the Face
Shanghai is an international metropolis and the commercial center of the country.
Some people say that in the imperial capital to smash a brick, may smash three officials at the head office level, and in Shanghai, this brick can hit the three billionaires.
This shows that there are many rich people in the city.
Mr. Wong is a donkey friend and a rich man.
Well, this guy is definitely the most senior donkey friend among the rich, and among senior donkey friends, this is definitely the richest.
In his underground storage room, a variety of top outdoor products are worth millions, including the world's top hiking shoes, outdoor da0'ju, and life-saving equipment.
And his most obsessive, telescope, almost all the top telescopes in the world, can be found here.Of course, it is basically hand-held, astronomical telescopes are nothing, and he is not an astronomy enthusiast.
A few days ago, he saw a soft text on the Internet that made him still a little disgusting, after all, beautiful women became dogs, not everyone can bear it.
At the same time, Huang Youmin noticed the telescopic telescope mentioned in it, and saw two kilometers of high-definition action films of two pet dogs clearly, which was somewhat phansum.
After questioning, his interest was also raised.
If domestic telescopes really have such an effect, it is definitely a cross-age product and worth collecting.
Buy one and try it!If the effect is so counter-intudent in the bullshit article, immediately buy another ten or eight to send people."Huang Youmin's idea is still very simple, such good things, do not take **, it is simply sorry for yourself.
As for the price of this telescope, Huang Youmin did not consider how expensive domestic telescopes can be?Four or five thousand is up.
Today is the day when the Lingxiang telescope is on the shelves for sale, Huang Youmin lay leisurely in a chair, enters a treasure, and opens the flagship store page of Magic Fairy Technology.
“The store is fine!”Huang Youmin read a broken sentence, "In half an hour, first give the bastards a letter."
He opened the prestige group, there are more than 40 people, all of them are donkey friends, we often go out to travel and explore together, the relationship is very good.
"I'll find an artifact, and be ready to try it fresh first."This is the name of Huang Youmin, he is a well-deserved tyrant in the group.
“What artifact?Is it good to eat?”Old donkey friend, at the end also brought a row of dredged expressions.
“You know how to eat, and one day you’ll die.”The kinking donkey friend made a few strong expressions.
The whole nonsense of Huang Youmin chose to ignore it, but one of them said the idea.
“You’re talking about a telescope, aren’t you?”The thing blowing these days is amazing, but according to experts, it may well be a marketing tactic for the company.”The data king said.
Huang Youmin, a local ass friend, knows that the expert said by this data emperor friend is himself, but it is true that this guy infers one thing and often can break the phenomenon to see the essence, and the results are not far from ten.
Sure enough, the data donkey friends began to release data in the group, which are the parameters of various top telescopes in the world, the bottleneck of limiting telescopes, and so on.
In the end, the data donkey friend gave that the vision telescope is a gorgeous scam, perhaps just a kind of kaleidoscope-like plaything made by magic fairy technology, which can only be used to watch and play.
I have to say that there are some people who have bought this view, especially after they know that dream glass is the only product of fantasy technology.
Dream glass is really good-looking, if you make some tricks on the telescope, then maybe there are some selling points.
Huang Youmin's heart is not particularly recognized for this, and he is also a businessman, and he is very much in recognition of the businessman's view of profit.Since Magic Fairy Technology has a golden-grade fist product of dream glass, why should you go to such a gimmick as a telescope?
Since the illusion technology has done so, then the spiritual telescope must have merit.
These words Huang Youmin did not say, he felt that after he got his vision telescope, everything naturally knew.
Time passed with the wind, and only the last minute remained from the Lingxiang telescope to sell, and Huang Youmin began to focus on the screen.
Finally, the time pointed to zero seconds, Huang Youmin saw the refreshed product details, the first feeling is to beep the dog.
This time, he felt like a dog beeped.
Twenty thousand?A $20,000 telescope?Domestic telescopes?Why not steal it?
So Huang Youmin hesitated for two seconds.
“Twenty thousand is twenty thousand!”Huang Youmin doesn't care about $20,000 and clicks on it to buy it.
"I'm sorry!The items you buy are sold out, please buy them again next time!”
Huang Youmin, who was still lying in his chair, sat up in an instant.
Are you kidding me?If you just read it wrong, the stock of this telescope should be 30,000, right?
In two seconds, 30,000 telescopes were stolen.Or a telescope with a unit price of 20,000, to say that this thing is normal, Huang Youmin would rather believe that Chang'e in the moon palace is a man.
...
At this moment, there are not a few people with the same expression as Huang Youmin, but one of them has the most special identity, that is, Shen Bing.
This sudden punch, caught the ice unprepared...
He felt that his face was a little red, and just said that the initial sales may be a little weak, what is the matter with me now?
Not only was the ice stunned, but everyone in the entire sales department looked at the dazzling zero on the LCD screen on the front wall, and no one spoke.
What do you say?
“The grass...”
“Fuck...”
“What the situation?”
“False, right?”
“Has the database broken?”
After the silence, the language exploded.
Shen Bing looked at the Wei Changjia standing next to him: "You contacted a treasure and asked what was going on?"
Wei's family immediately returned to God, picked up the phone and dialed a treasure's customer service phone.
After a few words, the expression on the face of the Wei family was wonderful, like excitement, and like constipation.
“What happened?”Ice asked.
A few employees around also nervously look at Wei Changjia, if there is a problem with a treasure data, then fantasy technology has probably become a joke in the industry.
"The data is normal."Wei said, "They'll send out big data analysis charts immediately, maybe then we'll figure out why."
The ice brain is turning rapidly, if the data is normal, what is the problem?
Is the brand of Magic Technology so trustworthy?That is pure bullshit.
"Mr. Chairman, do you think it will be the appeal of those journalists and friends who played a role?"Wang Sheng said a word, but even he thought it was not very credible.
Shen Bing said: "You want those reporters to call on netizens to attack a certain functional department of the government, that is definitely a response, but let them call everyone to pay 20,000 yuan out of their pockets to buy a telescope, this reporter will definitely be scolded by the dog bloody head."
Wang Sheng opened his mouth, and the topic was too deep for him to open his mouth.
Soon, Wei's mobile phone sounded the system prompt sound, is a new mail.
This is a treasure sent, he opened the contents of the contents, first glanced, and then a strange face to the face of Shen Bing.
I looked at the ice, and the expression on my face was just as good.
Not that there’s something wrong with this data, it’s normal.
These are background data, it can be seen that buyers are people of all ages, of which men occupy more than 90%, distributed throughout the country.
No problem!
“Did we make $ 600 million?”The king on the other hand still doesn’t feel very real.
This is completely unreasonable.
All right!They also admit that men, in this small matter is more interested than women, but it is unlikely that 30,000 people have this mind at the same time, and they still do not take 20,000 dollars seriously, and they are all guarding the computer at the same time.
But why do these people buy telescopes?
Wei's family rubbed his hands, hey smiled, "Mr. Wang, why do you want to do so much, earn six billion in two seconds, this bull is very big."We have to promote it well, which has a strong effect on the sales of our products."
In this sense, people are all from the public psychology, perhaps this matter propaganda out can really stir up a rush.
At this moment, Shen Bing's phone rang, he picked up a look, it was Gao Jingchuan called.
After the connection, he just put the phone in his ear, and the sound of Gao Jingchuan sounded: "Shen brother, is it a surprise?"
The ice moved in his heart and said, “Did you get it out?”
Gao Jingchuan hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey heyIt's not enough to kill me."
"What's the matter?"Don't say you don't know."
Gao Jingchuan said: "Not most of our eagle eye type 1 has been released, hey, the response is strong, all the telescopes that have been obtained from the Hawkeye telescope agree that the telescope used before is purely a toy."However, the eagle eye type 1 is only 20,000, most of the officers can only look at the eyes, and use it has strict confidentiality rules.No, as soon as you hear that your company still has a castrated version of the vision telescope, they are all waiting for the computer to sell.It is also enough for your company to be made, and only 30,000 have been made, which is not enough for the soldiers of our army."
"Uh . . ." the ice was instantly dumb, and the lady's thing was like that?
But in an instant, the ice was on fire: "Your military wants to buy a spiritual telescope to say directly, and it is fun to make this moth?"
This is a shame about being punched in the face.
"You're wrong."Gao Jingchuan said, "This is not bought by our military, it is purely the personal behavior of those officers, they are personal collection and play."Who made the Hawkeye 1 a military item and a secretive piece of equipment, could not take it out."
All right!Ice has nothing to say.
“Couldn’t you tell me sooner?”Shen ice is depressed, if you have known, you will have more goods, such as 50,000, 100,000, think so many telescopes on the Internet in an instant, that how sensational?
One billion seconds, two billion seconds!Such a lice can be too much stronger than a half-billionth of a second.
However, because Gao Jingchuan concealed it, such a sensational news was stillborn.
“I don’t want to surprise you!”Gao Jingchuan is also aggrieved!
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