“Fat seniors, are you not afraid of being checked for driving without a license?”

I saw this scene, can't help but laugh, heart said that the fat monk's courage is also big enough, on the high-speed this cross-road was already strict, he did not test the dare to drive on the high-speed, this is not clearly looking for something?

“I have a certificate!”The bodhisattva said solemnly, and also turned over from the car to find the driver's license, and showed us.

“Really?”I stand.

The bodhisattva grinned, presumably thinking of the words "the family does not speak", pressed his voice, and said in a voice like a mosquito: "Fake."

“Who taught you to drive?”I couldn't stop asking.

“An old abbot in the three eastern provinces.”The bodhisattva is embarrassed.

Hearing this answer, I was indeed a little surprised, this group of bald donkeys' amateur life is very rich ah, and it is learning to drive and do fake certificates... than I live better than I am!

As soon as I woke up, Chen Qiuyan they came up with me, you asked me how I felt, from head to foot where there is discomfort, do not hide, all the best to say.

They bask in me cold and warm, and on the other hand, they looked at the Miao Wu people with hostility, and the atmosphere was very strange.

"It's not uncomfortable, it's a little sleepy."I laughed, paying great attention when I spoke, and I was afraid that a war would be provoked by a careless one.

Listen to me, they also seem extremely lost, nodding said noi and said that it will not hurt, get on the car to sleep, it will take a long time to get home.

The answers I gave them were false, and they couldn’t be fake.

There is a contradiction with the Miao Wu people, it is obvious that we do not care, the grandfather often said to take a step back to the sea and the sky, I think it should be the same.

If you are so confused and messy with the Miao martial arts, maybe the old guy can get out again, even if he does not overwhelm us, it is not a good thing for him to remember and hate.

As the saying goes, it is not afraid of thieves and afraid of thieves, let Miao Wu people think about it.

I muttered here, looked at the wrapped wound on my arm, and straightened my hair.

Don't blame the Miao Wu, this time I remember the lesson.

From the beginning of the matter, the old thing has been staring at us, until this time up the mountain, he took the opportunity to give us the Yin...

If it were not for the smell of bodhisattva coming to reconcile, I would definitely become a meat ticket for this old guy to tie up.

"Oh, yes!"I suddenly thought of something, and subconsciously rushed to the Miaowu people shouted: "Miao ancestors!Aren’t you always staring at us?Why didn’t you do it when you went to the village?”

Miao Wuman took a cigarette in his mouth, looked at me, and said impatiently, “Do you care about me?”

"He's like your grandfather, knife mouth tofu heart, you're so complicated, can he harden your heart?" 」The bodhisattva seems to know this very well, laughing.

“The knife tofu heart?”Seven treasures shrank their necks and whispered, “Dongman tofu?”

“What do you say?”Miao Wu turned his face and saw a knife and say, “What tofu?”

Seven treasures shrank their necks again, and was forced to commit a good as a man, very reluctant to say: " tender tofu!"All right!”

Miao Wu did not want to talk to him, coldly snorted, sitting in the car did not talk.

The bodhisattva also had no ink, very skilled in the driver's seat, after starting the car, he beckoned to us and signaled us to follow.

This time, it was not Chen Qiuyan, but seven treasures.

Compared with Chen Qiuyan's high and low car technology, the seven treasures should appear more stable, at least they will not spit off a ejection to start, and then in the mountains straight 80 steps...

"Old Shen, go back to be polite, and go straight to the old man's complaint."Seven treasures seem to be in a temper, say this, the expression is not so serious, looking very angry: "so many of us, we can't believe that a Miao Wu people!"

"Don't say that it's useless."I sighed, "If you want to be Miaowu, even if the bodhisattva and my grandfather join forces, they don't dare to say that they can do this without injury."

As soon as the voice fell, I shook my head, only said that the wrong family should not be solved, this thing can be so best in the past, the soldiers did not bloody to solve this big problem, we will not have to worry about it.

“His mother!Really chore!”Seven treasures patted the steering wheel, and the horn rang in an instant, scaring me.

"Do you know the honking of the mountain forbidding whistles?"You cannot...”

I said here, in an instant, stopped the words behind, looked at the gold rings on the right hand of the seven treasures, and asked him tentatively: "Your dog is rich?"

“Yes.”Seven treasures nodded and said very calmly: "These rings are taken from the dead, the ownerless thing, it is not a problem to take it?"

“The dead man?”I said, “The monsters in the Hat Village?”

Seven treasures smiled and said no, not only took so many gold rings, but also gold necklaces and gold watches, all in the bag, go back to us and start to share the stolen money!

"The village is poor, where do they have the money to buy these luxuries?"

“The people they eat are not necessarily poor.”The seven treasures said quietly.

I nodded, and said, "You're a fan of money on your dog day, and you're a thief."

“Shut up the old man, the old man is alone.”The seven treasures are not good to say: "The old man is a thief, that is a real thief."

The Thief?

This year, the gold ring from the dead man is a thief, those animals in the train station are what kind of thieves?People are thieves of the living!You have to have some technical content!

“Old Shen, you told us about the stuffed ghosts coming into the village, how did you get into it?”

“This is a long story...”

Perhaps when the Changlong elephant is full on the back of the night, sitting in the car to talk to them, my whole person's mental state is not the same, compared with the past when there is no injury, there is not much difference.

This conversation, we directly talked to the afternoon, find a foothold to eat something, and then continue to drive.

It was not until about ten o'clock in the evening that our car slowly drove into the city of Chengdu, and when it arrived at the pharmacy, it was also more than eleven o'clock.

The old man seemed to know in advance that we were coming back, and before the car stopped, I saw him standing at the door of the pharmacy and beckoning us.

When I got out of the car, the dragon elephant and Chen Qiuyan wanted to help me, but I did not dare to let them hold me.

If he let the old man see me become such a frustrated, he will not be sad to die?

In that case, even if there is a bodhisattva reconciled with me, it is estimated that he will have to do a job with the Miao Wu people!

“Lord!“Have you eaten?”I pretended to be like an unknown person, and laughed and rushed to him: “What about business in these two days?”Do you have time to play mahjong?”

The old man did not squeak, did not look at others, stared at my eyes straight, looked at me for a while, and then began to scan from top to bottom.

“Old man, are you hurt?”Grandpa asked me.

"Don't worry, I'm not hurt."I nodded: "The villagers in the Hat Village are alive, I just suffered a loss when they fought, so it was only..."

“Fuck off!”The old man scolded, “You rabbits are obviously letting the degassing into this!”

"Yes," I was a little disheartened, but I did not dare to show it, and whispered, "Those villagers are not good to deal with, I got up to get them done."

"The wrong to turn away, and the living to eat your breath, these are two concepts."

The old man said, slightly over the head, to the bodhisattva's jeep to look at the jeep.

"My mother said how to have a worm, so you really look at us?!

After being scolded for such two sentences, Miao Wu people seemed a little embarrassed, but it did not seem to be angry, and it seemed that he also felt that this thing was not very good-looking...

“Stop!”

The bodhisattva drank a lot, pulled the car door and then berthed down, the action was extremely agile, directly in the jeep and the grandfather in the middle.

"Dragon elephant, little benevolence, you two are ready to pull the shelf."The bodhisattva greeted us with a solemn way: "I look at the Lord's side and make sure I can't fight!"

“What are you doing?”The old man frowned and asked him.

The bodhisattva thought about it and gave an objective answer.

"I'm here and the mud."