Tong Zhu
Chapter 195:Tong Zhu
Looking at the cow bones that rolled up and down there, the bodhisattva was desperate, holding for half a day, and finally holding out a word.
“You still won’t forgive me...”
The old man snapped, looked at the cow bones in the pot, and patted his brain: "Oh!Forgot to charge them!What I want is a butter hot pot without bones and no meat!”
“I can’t eat butter either.”
“Afraid of shit.”The old man smiled and said, bewitching the bodhisattva: "It's not blood, it's not meat, it's called animal fat, Buddha said you don't let you eat animal fat?"
"I didn't say it, but if Buddha knew you'd let me eat a hot pot of butter, he'd have to smoke you with a big mouth."
Hearing this, the old man laughed out, which was not a mocking laugh, it was a brilliant smile from the heart.
"Fat seniors, don't worry, I'll let them give you a new bottom of the pot..."
“No, eat it.”The bodhisattva patted me on the shoulder and smiled, "I vaguely remember my master said that my heart is not fishy, the world is vegetarian, I will eat some vegetables, Buddha will certainly not blame me."
With that, the bodhisattva put two garlic dishes in the pot, and his mouth also greeted us to eat quickly, not to be silly.
“It means enough.”The old man smiled, helped the bodhisattva pour a glass of juice, handed it to him and said, "Now our beam is finished."
The bodhisattva sighed and shook his head: "Really, Shen, Lord, you are stingy, your heart is not yet a big rat, just like you..."
“Squeaks!”
The squatting in the chair on the side of the squat seemed to feel insulted and squeaked.
“Come on, let’s not say this, let’s go one!”
Drink, drink without drinking juice.
In addition to the atmosphere at the beginning of the whole dining room is relatively heavy, the rest of the time is harmonious and friendly.
Looking at the old man's smile, it should be completely put down with the bodhisattva, to be honest, I am also very curious, how did this fat monk offend him?
"Master Shen, you don't know, when we deal with those monsters on the mountain, it's not an ordinary style!"The seven treasures ate tender beef while saying to the old man, "Take a black rope to it, and cut it for three or five in two!"
“You’re not a Beijinger, you’re not a Beijinger.”Grandfather laughed.
“Change it.”Seven treasures smiled, “We cut the dog day in three or five in two!”
"Sir, really, the black rope is really good, why didn't you give it to me?"I drank the juice and asked curiously, "If I had given me this black rope sooner, many of the troubles I had had before would not have been trouble."
"I didn't think."The old man frowned and seemed very confused: "I have not been useful for ten years, and I have been idle..."
Hearing him say this, I was also a little surprised, the heart said that the black rope is not a normal method ah, even if the "disability" has become a second-hand goods, it is definitely stronger than the ordinary law device.
“Can’t you see the black rope?”I asked.
"It turns out, how to use it, but now it can't be..." the old man sighed, "You think, if you drive the plane for a lifetime, and finally it becomes a tractor, can you not dislike it?" 」
I stood there, not squeaking.
"That rope is quite suitable for you, but unfortunately it is too badly missing, or it will be in my hands, it is also a big killer."
“What black rope?”The bodhisattva asked curiously.
The old man glanced at him and said, The Great Prison Rope.
"No wonder."The bodhisattva seemed to know this thing, and nodded and said, "After the incompleteness, it is indeed not as far as the original state."
“Where is it broken?”I asked with a confused head.
"The big prison rope originally had ten barrel beads, the first five, the tail five, now there is only one rope left, you say no?"
The ten barrel beads mentioned by the old man, I heard for the first time that if it was a bead for ordinary decoration, it would not have reached this effect in the mouth of the old man.
“What kind of barrel beads?Can it be replaced by a new one?”
"Of course it can be replaced by a new one, the problem is not good."The old man frowned and said, "These ten bucket beads, each two are a pair, corresponding to the golden wood water and fire ..."
According to the grandfather, these ten barrel beads are divided into five categories, and each of the five lines accounts for one.
These beads are neither stone nor wooden, they are all bone-made.
“The people of the gold, the animals in the wood, the fish in the water, the corpses in the fire, the monkeys in the earth.”
The old man said, "These five kinds of wrongs have their own five lines of character, and the five lines to which they belong are also the purest."
“Take out the back of these wrongs, take the thickest cut, grind it into buckets, and then tie them to the big prison rope with gold wire, and almost restore it to its best condition.”
“How have I not heard of these miscarriages?”I scratched my head: “Is that the name of the wrong?”
"No, it's a generalization."The old man explained: "The golden man is talking about the golden body raised by the golden coffin, the kind of wrong, the body of the golden spirit, the soul of the yin and yang, not only extremely rare, but also particularly difficult to deal with, so many years, I have only met such a one..."
"The wood animal said that after the eucalyptus tree is refined, the eucalyptus bear raised in the heart of the tree looks like a small black bear, but the fur is the appearance of dead bark, and there are many dead branches as forks, which is very aggressive..."
"The fish in the water is a monster in the climate, the fresh water can't, it must be in the sea, my two bucket beads were found in the Bohai Sea..." The old man smiled, quite a show of meaning: "Ten meters long sea snake, that is not a normal thing, the soul can be rushed out of the body!"
“What is this requirement?”I asked, “Isn’t it a single miscarriage of justice?”“As long as it’s in the sea?”
“Yes.”The old man nodded, "But it must become the climate, the soul can be separated, this is one of their characteristics."
“What is the body in the fire?”
The old man took a cigarette, smoked two, and continued to talk to us.
The so-called corpse in the fire, also known as the infestation, is actually the fire that does not disperse the wrongness of the body.
This kind of wrong died before the fire, but after death, it was achieved by fire...
"This thing is not a general difficulty to deal with, the first time I met the instigation, the road is too high, enough to fight with me for three days before I was down..."
“Master Shen!What is the last monkey in the earth?”Seven treasures excitedly asked.
"The monkey in the earth, also known as the ground monkey, is good at drilling holes in the ground, compared with the sada rat, the ability is slightly almost, but the character is extremely fierce, especially like to eat people."The old man said, also frowned: "Most of them appear in groups, especially aggressive, as long as it is something alive, they dare to do it."
“This animal should be extinct, isn’t it?”Seven treasures: "The aggression is so strong, it will certainly let the official family look on, they are no longer strong and can't fight the submachine gun!"
"I have heard of this animal, as Master Shen said, called the earth monkey."Chen Qiuyian put down the juice in his hand and inserted a sentence saying: "Three years ago, there was a place in Shandong, and it was destroyed by local officers and soldiers."
“Where is the body?”I couldn't stop asking.
“Let them burn.”Chen Qiuyian shrugged his shoulders: "The local people said that it was an ominous thing, and it was best to burn a fire."
I sighed, looked at the old man, and said very helpless.
“Lord, ask for so many things, how did you cook it in the first place?”
“Fucked luck.”
The old man said, his eyes did not set on me, but stared at the bodhisattva.
“You eat meat.”
“What?”The bodhisattva was still chewing on the hot lettuce leaves in his mouth, and asked, “When will I eat it?”
“I just ate.”The old man laughed, “There is meat on the lettuce leaves, don’t you see it?”
When he heard this, he spit out the lettuce leaves in his mouth.
“It’s finished.”
The old man schadenfreudeed and laughed, “Hearing people say that monks who have eaten wine and meat will go to hell, is that so?”
“The bullshit.”The bodhisattva also came to the temper, scolding and saying: "The poor monk can only repent well, and know the wrong can be changed!"Buddha will forgive me.”
“Buddha?”The old man laughed, "Maybe his old man's eyes are not as big as I am, otherwise he can't crush the Sun monkey for 500 years, isn't it just a matter of peeing."
“Is that one thing!”
The bodhisattva laughed, his hands clasped, and worshipped the hot pot very religiously.
“Amitabha, you have sinned.”
"Fat bald donkey, forgive yourself this virtue you have not changed, do you say that you can go to the west after you die?"The old man grinned, “I think you have to be a monk in your next life, and you have to make atonement.”
When the old man spoke to him, his expression was not mocking at all, and it was obviously fighting.
The bodhisattva heard him say this, shaking his head with a laugh.
"I am not a fairy, fear that this is a rumor, the afterlife is not my return, and the end should return to heaven."
Do you want me to be a human again?Buddha certainly didn’t!Oh, hey!"
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Note: annihilated.
The degree of extinction, the slight name of annihilation, has two meanings according to the original language.
One is to annihilate the troubles of the world, and there is no leakage of liberation.
The second is to enter the remnant of the world, that is, the missing person dies by the body.
The latter meaning is generally adopted, and this word not only refers to the extermination of the Buddha, but also the death of the high monk and the saint.
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