Dog-Beating Stick Technique
Chapter 50:Dog-Beating Stick Technique
When he heard Wang Xiaolu say that Bai Qingyan wanted to accuse himself, Guo Da Lu was surprised, “This old man is crazy?”
Wang Xiaolu's mobile phone slid on the screen a few times, found the complaint written by Bai Qingyan, and looked up carefully.
Only to see this accusation written is really sincere, the voice is full of sentiment, how touching how touching, how sad how sad how sad, the writing is surprisingly good.Looking at Guo Da Road, he said, "Shut up, if the book written by the white old man can also reach the level of this accusation letter, there will be no case of selling works."
After reading this accusation letter, he paused for a moment and said to Wang Xiaolu: "Xiaolu, you said to the readers on Weibo, calling on everyone not to harass Bai Qingyan, after all, this old man is not young, the measurement is also small, if he really died, I can't escape the relationship."In addition, with the fighting power of the sprinkler, ten white faces are also white, and there is no need for the majority of netizens to help me.On the contrary, I seem to be a little bit overpowering.”
Wang Xiaolu nodded, “What about the movie?”
“Of course it will come out!”
Guo Dalu smiled, "Just rubbed the heat, this old white man is obsessed with trying to accuse me, but saved a lot of publicity for the film."
He called Chen Ruihu and said to Chen Ruihu: "Let your lawyer team help me start the judicial stress process, if the white face does not accuse me of this matter, if you really accuse me of this matter, then your lawyer's team will slander me and fabricate my image, and at the same time amplify the amount of compensation as much as possible."
He smiled, "This old man is really poor and crazy, so let me compensate him for millions of losses, it is really slippery."
Chen Ruihu grumbled in anger: "Big road brother, why wait for him to accuse you?"Can’t we take this old shame to the court now?”
Guo Dalu shook his head: "I have already understood this white face of the information, are already more than 60 years old people, can leave him a little face as much as possible, a small belly of the literate, no need to see with him in general, the destructive power is limited, the threat is almost zero, do not care too much."
He smiled, "It's okay to fight a pen fight with him once in a while, and if it really takes the initiative to go to court, it also seems that we are too bully, and there is no need to kill everyone like this."
Chen Ruihu said, “What if he actually accuses you?”
Guo Dalu said, "Then fight the lawsuit, anyway, I have cursed him a few words, but he is a liar to smear me, which one light which one is heavy, believe that he himself knows the difference."
Speaking of this, Guo Dalu said to Chen Ruihu: "This kind of person is poor and angry, on the surface of a cultural person, in fact, is a small person who sees the wind and makes the rudder."Because when the Yellow River literature and art first promoted books, the promotion resources were tilted to me so much, which made him hold a grudge and was in the arms.”
"Yellow River literature and art he did not dare to offend, so he set his sights on my new young writer."
Guo Da Lu sighed, “This kind of old age is not ashamed, like a shit on your feet, although it does not bite you, but it can disgust you.”But he is still very senior, the generation is big, you really have to seriously with him, no matter who wins or loses, will not lose a good reputation."
“If he dies, the fun is great!”
He said here, suddenly excited: "But I really want to try the old man's psychological tolerance!"
He took out his notebook, pulled out the pen, thought about it, wrote a page in the notebook, torn it down and handed it to Wang Xiaolu, "This is sent out on Weibo, and don't forget to promote our movie."
Wang Xiaolu took over to look at, "sniff" laughed out, "big road brother, this is too damaged, right?"You write like this, the old man is not looking for you hard?”
After Chen Ruihu finished watching, he also said, "Big road brother, don't you say that you should not be ashamed of this old man, why not?"Why did you do it to him?”
Guo Dalu said, “Shit, I’m talking about someone else, is that including me?”
He asked the people, “When did you see me being beaten?”
Wang Xiaolu said, “Then what did you say so much earlier?”
Guo Dalu said, “If I don’t say that, can I show the wisdom of my superhuman life?”
People: “...”
So that night, Guo Dalu's microblog appeared such an article, the article called "anasenic rabies and red eye disease."
There are two strange diseases in this world, one is rabies and the other is red eye disease.
These two diseases are different from other diseases, and the other diseases are all physiological lesions, but these two diseases are divided into physical and psychological two.
Physiological disease is clear to all, because the patient is unfortunately infected by the virus, so it suffers from this disease.For the physiological disease patients I have compassion and compassion, they are sick are passive, these people are very poor, but also worthy of sympathy.
But there is also a rabies and red eye disease patients, but it is a psychological disease.
This kind of person is physically healthy, and even better than many normal people, but they all have a common characteristic, that is, their eyes are red, blood red.
Even wearing the glasses with the most popular titanium frame cannot hide the crazy look of their red eyes.
Such a person is as ordinary as an ordinary person, but once his colleagues or friends in some way over him, then his eyes will be full of blood, their nose will be quickly opened and closed, their looks will become excited, and finally will become restless, difficult to mood.
Strong jealousy can turn them from a man into a beast, from a virtuous gentleman to a hypocritical and insidious little man in an instant.
They first became red-eye patients, and then as their eyes became red, they slowly changed from red eye to rabies, and then began to bite around like real rabies patients.
The big people they dare not bite, the small people they bite meaningless, only their equivalent status with their peers or friends, is the focus of their attack.
Their attacks are varied and extremely combative, and many of their colleagues and friends are inexplicably torn to pieces by them for some reason.
What is particularly terrible is that patients with this kind of mental illness will only get sick when they are alone in the middle of the night, and the rest of the time is normal in the eyes of everyone.
But once in a dark and solitary environment, this pathological symptom will suddenly burst out, secretly tugging and denigrating all his peers and friends around him, until they all knock them all down and trample under their feet, their symptoms will disappear after being comfortable.
This red eye and rabies have a long history, thousands of years ago, and it is estimated that it will not disappear in thousands of years.
Dealing with this psychological red eye disease and rabies patients, in fact, there is a way to their disease is extremely effective, it is highly recommended that the scornful dog stick method, a stick down, you can break their dog legs, break their dog teeth, and immediately make the group of dogs lose their voice.
And the dog-baked dog stick method is practiced to a very high depth, called "no dog in the world", and the effect is excellent.
Mr. Bai Qingyan suffered from this disease, and to a very serious degree, mad dog-like catches and bites has reached an unreasonable level.
The dog sticks of the sprinklers are ready, and wait for Mr. Bai to show his head from the hole!
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