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Chapter 21:If You Can, Pee

“Is there anything?”Just as Shu Cai's soup medicine had been cooked, Ye Ling came down and took up a bowl of soup to drink, and then asked the man.

"What is it?I want to ask you!”The man came directly to the table and pointed to Yeling, and there was a sign on his shoulder with No. 156.

"You look at me from a distance, you don't check me, why do you say I have gonorrhea?"Man 156 pointed to a piece of A4 paper in his hand, which was the prescription given to him.

Hush!

“Shit!This is to frame me, today or not to give me a reasonable explanation, Laozi demolished your Chinese medicine!"The man slapped the table hard, full of fierceness.

A young woman next to him was watching with her eyes coldly, presumably knowing that her man had this disease, and that men naturally came here to talk.

Oh yeah!

"This is the examination I just did at your care hospital, there is no gonorrhea, you god stick actually said I have gonorrhea!"The man took a diagnosis picture on the table and yelled.

Gollum 🙂

Ye Ling slowly finished the bowl of the medicine soup, and then picked up the diagnosis and read it.“I can’t find out!”

“Did you just go to the Western medicine for a medical examination?” A glance at the diagnosis, Ye Ling looked at the man called the occupier.

“That’s right!”The Cham soldier shouted back, "I just went to check with my wife, there is no abnormality at all."

"And you, the god stick, actually said that I had gonorrhea, today if you don't give me a word, I will kill you!"The soldier said in a bad voice.

Today, he was angry and died, originally saw the Chinese medicine free treatment to see the body, the result was actually Ye Ling said gonorrhea.

What is very bad is that her wife actually accompanied her girlfriend to the hospital to see the pain, and more coincidentally, the two people hit a full face at the door.

Sure enough, the husband and wife were the same forest birds, and the two people could actually bump into each other by such coincidence, and also knocked out the diagnosis in the hands of the Cham.

The Cham was still looking at the diagnosis in a daze, and as soon as he was blinded by his wife, he was sober, and under his wife's repeated questioning, they went to the Western medicine to do a comprehensive examination.

As a result, the results of the Western medical examination were actually not Mao, which had to make the army loose, but his wife did not do it.

Misdiagnosed by the hospital for no reason, but also by the god stick-like Chinese medicine to misdiagnosis, the most unbearable is to be misdiagnosed with gonorrhea.

This kind of thing can't stand anyone, so you have to pull the Cham to make a claim.

“Isn’t that misdiagnosed?”At this time, there were countless visitors around, and they listened to the words of the Cham soldiers.

"Yes!Although this young man looked very strong, he could see my old problems at a glance, but there was no precision in Western medicine's instruments!"An old man looked at his own diagnosis and said.

“Shall we go to the doctor and check it out?”An old woman held a bag of dishes.

Oh yeah!

"Do you think I am misdiagnosed and Western medicine's instruments are more accurate?"Ye Ling jumped down directly from the table, and then looked at the Cham with a sneer.

“Of course!”Not only the occupation of the army, even the surrounding audience also echo, even if the Chinese medicine is no longer powerful, can not be more accurate than the instrument.

"All right!Today I will let you know whether it is accurate in Chinese medicine or accurate in Western medicine!”Ye Ling smiled coldly, you can't find yourself.

"According to your condition, you should be a woman who was looking for a month ago, and I don't know where to look!"Ye Ling did not want to make other people's affairs public.

But since the Cham himself wanted everyone to know, the Yeling could only say it out loud.

“You fucked up!”He listened to Ye Ling's words and took a stand, but he quickly reacted, and then shouted at Ye Ling.

“Hm on!Do you want me to continue?”Ye Ling was too lazy to talk to him, just coldly looking at the Cham, listening to Ye Ling's words clattered with hesitation.

“My husband told him to say it!”The man behind him did not speak, but the woman behind him walked up to Ye Ling, "Western doctors are all checking that it is okay, is he a hairless person who can be more powerful than Western medicine advanced instruments?"

"We are not afraid of the shadow crooked, if there is no basis, we will go to court to sue him!"The wife of the army encourages her husband while talking.

“All right!”Ye Ling was stunned, did not expect the Cham soldiers have been a little hesitant, but his wife stepped in, it is really stupid.

"About a week later, you suddenly noticed that your sensitive parts are a little itching, even if you do not have any effect on how to scratch it, right?"Ye Ling said to the army, not waiting for him to continue to say.

"And the woman you've been looking for yourself knows in your own heart, because you're afraid you've seen an advertisement on a certain pole, and you're going to see them for you."

“What you say is all that is messy, I’m not sick at all!”The more the Cham listened to his heart, the more he panicked, "directly say how you diagnosed me, don't pull anything else!" 」

“Don’t be in a hurry!”For the occupation of the body of Ye Ling clear, "I do not say things, how can everyone be convinced to take it orally?"

Listening to Ye Ling's words, the Cham soldiers wanted to say something, but did not know how to refute, and the people around them also nodded their heads, and the Chinese medicine treatment was like this.

Ask the question!

The director of the family leaves does not need to ask at all, and a direct look at a word can see your illness clearly, and now tell you that you are not happy.

“Do you know why the Western medicine machine can’t check out your illness?”Seeing that everyone was quiet, Ye Ling continued to look at the Cham and said.

“Why?”The Cham unconsciously asked, seems to have forgotten that he is a sick person.

“Because you’re looking for a small clinic that specializes in gonorrhea, where the doctors have two brushes!”Ye Ling pointed to the Western medical diagnosis in the hands of the soldiers.

"As we all know, Western medical examinations are generally blood tests, urine, saliva and the like, and the doctor who treats you also knows!"

“So the medicine he gives you is a drug that suppresses the liquid germs in your body, and it is simply a normal check of the interference device.”

“That is so!”Listening to Ye Ling said that the people suddenly realized that it was no wonder that the doctor of Western medicine could not check out, and it was originally to take the medicine prescribed by the small clinic.

“You are bullshit!The river of words!”The Cham was a little angry and roaring, but he always had the diagnosis of Western medicine in his hand, "Chinese medicine is a god stick, only Western medicine is scientific!"

“Do you believe in Western medicine?”Ye Ling shouted, then pointed to the wife of the Cham soldier, "You have the ability to urinate and take a urine to check!"

“Take a pee in front of your wife’s face and check it out!”Oh, hey!Ye Ling has a hundred ways to prove his judgment, and he believes that Western medicine will use Western medicine to prove it.

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