Enema Ambassador
Chapter 235:Enema Ambassador
Zhengde changed his clothes, drove into Beijing, he left the brigade, Liu Jin and others drove back to the palace, from Yang Ling strolled on the streets of the Beijing Division, the brocadet quietly surrounded by the guards, guarding his way.
Zhengde said, “Tomorrow, the envoy of the Eastern Ain country will come to Beijing, right?”
Yang Ling said, “Yes, the belly of the courtiers is accompanying them to the Beijing Master, and the temple has sent officials to greet them.”However, the emperor did not see them so quickly, according to the minister Wang Shang book, the tribute has strict etiquette, when to go up, what clothes to wear, kneeling up, standing in and out of the position of the line, the procedures for tribute should be elaborated, and then train their envoys, be sure not to make mistakes, lest the emperor receive the big picture leak.
He sighed, “The Acute son met the slow man.”
Yang Ling smiled: "The emperor does not need to hurry, the formation of the water master, the city, the customs gate, the organization of the coastal trade group, these things are ultimately up to you to decide, to be busy with more things, the East An mission is coming, their mission is over, when to receive, with what specifications to receive, let the ceremonial department to worry about."
The emperor should now be concerned about the selection of the army and the ministry.These two guards, a military commander, a civilian, is the most important gate of the court, Wenwu is the emperor's right arm, sloppy."
Zheng De frowns: "According to Aiqing, who in the DPRK can succeed the office of still book?"
How dare Yang Ling recommend casually, vaguely said: "The emperor can summon three university students tomorrow, they know the hundreds of officials in the DPRK, they can put forward suitable candidates."
“Good,” the head of the tid.Then he sniffed his nose and said, “What’s that smell?”Good smell, go ahead and look.”
A small stall in the front corner.The iron pot is red and flapping, and the oil is very coveted, which turns out to be a Beijing snack enema.
This thing has been popular since the beginning of the year, pork fat intestines with flour, red water, cloves, cardamom and other kinds of spices, cooked and then sliced with lard choke, watered with salt water garlic juice, taste crisp.
Zhengde had seen such a thing, smelled the smell of incense to taste in the past to taste, more than a dozen police guards have first occupied a few tables.The rest spread around, Zhengde and Yang Ling alone into the middle, called two plates of enema, Yang Ling and he eat and talk.
He had already touched the nature of the little emperor, he was full of energy, but also had the ambition to do something big, but he was extremely heavy to play, and it was extremely difficult for him to seriously sit down and think about one thing.Talk while playing like this.On the contrary, it is more efficient.
The old courtiers of the dynasties, all took it for granted that since they were emperors, they seemed to be born saints, and no one ever regarded the emperor as an ordinary playful teenager.
Yang Ling can be unfavorable in front of Zhengde, one is that Zhengde is extremely trusting to him.With the occurrence of several major events, he more and more regard Yang Ling as the most reliable person, and Yang Ling knows how to use the personality characteristics of young people to treat the disease, which is also a reason.
Look at the street cart.Along the street vendors and pedestrians to come and go, while eating snacks, Yang Ling has set up the aquatic master and the generals of the seafarers regularly rotate, the mariner fleet is divided into the North Sea, the East Sea, the South China Sea and the inland sea four fleets to check and balance each other, and in Jinling, Songhua River and Quanzhou to establish three shipyards and set up a municipal customs department, customs gate a tax, tax collection, tax collection, the concept of quietly into the concept of Zhengde, so that he has a clear concept.
At this time, in the leopard room, the understanding and the shame flower stand on the high tiger pool.He lost a cock, and the four tigers languidly lying on the ground jumped up, let out a roar of infiltration, and pounced on the chicken.
The poor rooster spread his wings for a moment, and was blazing a tiger, and the other tigers turned away, and he lay down in the sun again and basked in the sun.
The explanation is strange: "Is this tiger the king of the tiger?"Why don’t these tigers argue with them?”
A small eunuch next to him replied with a smile: "The girl does not know anything, the tiger is the king of beasts."The temperament is very arrogant.Since the prey fell into the mouth of other tigers, they were starving.It’s also disdainful.”
Although the puzzle, although the figment has been wandering for many years, in the end has not raised a giant beast, then the acrobatic troupe at best raised a few horses, a few monkeys, they look at the pool novel, sure enough, the tiger that robbed the cock chewed heavily, the other tigers even looked at it.
The lips could not help but bloom a little mockery, sneer, "the beast of the district also said what the king of the wind!"If it is so hungry that it does not have to eat grass-roots bark, it will keep the king of the beast proud when he is wringed and put it in the pot to cook it.I’m afraid the tiger will become a dog!”
The little eunuch did not know why the woman who always smiled at Yan said such terrible words, could not help but be a little.When the shame flower took advantage of the turn, he touched the interpretation without a trace on his shoulders, and the understanding suddenly stopped.
In front of the woods on the road, a servant was coming with a bucket, and the shame flower saw the eyes shining and shouted, “Stop, this girl has to wash her hands.”Wait a few, don’t wait.”
As she spoke, the two hurried past.The two had just caught the cock, had some odor in their hands, and it was reasonable to wash their hands, and several wait-ins were waiting for the tiger pool.
The two went to the path, bent down and washed their hands with clean water, and the chores looked at the four people, quietly said: "Small news came out, Yang Jiaping in the fire of the chickens was swept by the Tartars, there are not many old people in the family, and the genealogy is also lost."
Listen to the living Yang family said that the Yang family has two distant relatives surnamed Tang, but this one has nothing to do with Yang Ling, this Tang Yixian is very suspicious, perhaps Yang Ling wants to control the emperor's beauty plan.The three-day division said that the emperor was very infatuated with this woman, once she was allowed to enter the palace, it was not good for you, Yang Ling's position was more solid, and there was a great harm to this religion.
The shy flower gently plucked the water to wash a pair, while quietly said: "Three days teacher what idea?"
The man looked hurriedly.The voice lowered, “We can’t get close to Yangfu, there is no way to do it.”Since the emperor petted her, you find a way to let the emperor take her to the leopard room, and then use..., as long as she sets out her identity, if it is indeed as we expected, then there are people in the teaching who can encourage Guo Xun to play the court.
The woman who found her unknown family approached the emperor and made a sinister attempt.Let him be powerful again, this crime is the lightest of the crime also committed two kinds of deceit and confusion, he will not die and have to pick up the skin."
He saw that the inbearance of several small eunuchs had come over, was busy lifting the bucket, and shouted: "Littlely gone", and said, "Don't leave the bucket, don't go away, understand the words, the shame flower, and throw the water beads on your hands if nothing happens to greet them."
Dede has since left the palace.It is very comfortable and comfortable, fortunately, although he is greedy and he knows that the state should not be put off, every day, the priest will bring the important fold to the leopard room for approval.
It will be late to see the sky.Zhengde played well, thinking that there was no criticism, then got up and went back to the leopard room, Yang Ling all the way into the leopard room.Think of the East ai mission to enter Beijing tomorrow, the Rhyme is with the East An mission, and this matter is self-promoting, it must be to meet, but also want to rest early, then bid farewell to leave.
Yang Ling walked to the front porch of the leopard room, had not yet gone out, and was facing a small eunuch.The little eunuch saw that he could not help but say, “Mr. Yang!”
Yang Ling looked at the face, not without doubting: “This father-in-law is?”
The little eunuch was busy with a gift and said: "The slave and the slave are the little Dingzi of the Princess Yongcun House, and I have seen the adults in the palace several times, and the Queen's mother's silkworm" was the slave's car at the door of the palace."
Yang Ling Na remembered to hold a small eunuch to help the princess under the car, he smiled and said: "Oh... the officer remembers, how the father-in-law came to the leopard room."“Your Highness sent you to the land?”
Yang Ling asked this question.Little Dingzi's father-in-law was angry at all, and he was a close-fitting servant to the earth.Several times to see Yang Ling, have seen the adult and the princess have said and laughed, to welcome the princess to Jianzhou to play the place is also him, the relationship between each other is naturally excellent, not to mention Yongcun had originally ordered if he met Mr. Yang to order.
Xiao Dingzi took a sleeve and said indignantly: "Mr. Yang, the two princesses went to Jizhou to play with the holy drive, and who expected to return after the head of the NKst Fu Luo complained to the Queen Mother, saying that the two princesses went out of the palace and should be severely punished, and now the NKJing Fu cut the princess's monthly silver, the people in the house were halved, and even the candles lit at night were explained to use only a few, the princess cried."
But the Queen Mother sent the female officer of the palace, did not allow the princess to act, said to be banned for ten days, the princess sent the slave and the slave out to find the emperor's complaint, yes, the princess said to be careful, perhaps the princess will find you trouble."
Luo Xiang?Luo Xiang is a figure, bold and small, he will take the initiative to ask for punishment of the office owner?Luo Xiang and Liu Jin are very close, and the Ministry of Internal Affairs is under the jurisdiction of the priest...
Yang Ling suddenly understood, his heart did not feel a little funny: this Liu Jin, because of jealousy and hatred, even with me to go near the royal family also hate, it is really short-sighted, this move in addition to offending the two princesses, even with the Queen will be bitter about what is the use?Climb that little queen?
He shook his head disapprovingly, and it is estimated that Zhengde will not go back to the queen for this little thing, Zhengde himself is often scolded by the dog bloody head, the princess is forbidden for ten days, cut a month of silver, this little thing he will pay attention to?
Yang Ling thought, is trying to swing the little eunuch into, the heart suddenly excited: no, Liu Jin really does not have the talent, but how not even this pros and cons can not see, not even this pros and cons can not be seen, not to mention that he has a few dog-headed army soldiers around him, will play such a stinky chess?
He is a double-swipe!The princess is taken out of the land, and now the princess is severely punished by the queen, but she is bound to her own policy, what will she think in the eyes of others?Qiu Ju, Wei Bin, Gao Feng these people in front of Zhengde is not very open, but more or less power is of some use, and it is impossible to gather together.
Self and Liu Jin are currently trying to pull these people to their side, if the princess is punished as a small matter, let it happen, in the eyes of these people will look at it?Will they turn to Liu Jin?
What is even more insidious is that if the emperor is noble, the emperor's sister is punished becomes a fact, indicating that their trip is indeed more than enough.The princess is punished, will she be punished?
The original design of the style of color, lazy court ceremony, is based on the premise of the hundred officials only to impeach themselves, is in the scope of their own control of the planned decentralization, if the princess land crime, then the initiative is not in their own hands, then the give-up may not only be tax empowerment, but also include military power.
Yang Lin did not catch fire in his heart.Luo Xiang also has the courage to plot himself, this is really good people to be deceived by others, do not give him some harm, do not hit him a flower, want to move small will only be more, who has the kung fu every day to deal with their tricks!
Wouldn’t he still be a small man?Not even if it is not, since Luo Xiang has sent himself to the door to try the knife.So, ask him to be the Monkey-Eighty Chicken!
Yang Ling decided, not to laugh coldly, beckoned to Xiao Dingzi gently ordered a few words, Xiao Dingzi listened to the nod, and took refuge in the side porch under the porch.Yang Lin turned around and went back.
He knew that the emperor moved to the leopard room, many palaces in the shrine far away, Luo Xiang in order not to see the emperor long time away, every day with the royal food and leopard room and other issues as an excuse to come to the emperor.Ask the cold to warm up.
The emperor's royal dining room chief executive Xi Gong is a close cronies of Miao, who is familiar with the relationship between himself and Miao.He also moved in with the leopard room, responsible for the emperor's ground diet, Yang Ling went to the royal dining room to see the father-in-law, and he carefully planned, and then rushed to the emperor's residence.
At this time, Luo Xiang had arrived, and saw that Yang Ling did not feel a little disheartened, although he was on Liu Jin's big support.However, Yang Lingdi's means and position in front of the emperor are clear, and if Yang Ling knows that he has been beating his idea, his heart is still afraid.
Yang Ling looked at him with a smile and said, “Liu Gong, long time no see.”
Zheng De was eating snacks while watching the fold, and seeing Yang Ling back couldn't help but wonder: "How did Yang Qing come back again?"
Yang Ling smiled and said, “Emperor, tomorrow the Eastern Ai State Mission is about to enter Beijing.”The appointment of the ambassador was originally the responsibility of the Ministry.But I heard that the genie was barbaric, and the mission in Beijing carried more samurai and langousts.In the past, when Li Yiman sent several times to the DPRK, there were waves of drunken trouble, and it was not, it was not, it was not, it was very difficult.He wondered whether to arrange a few well-armed internal guards to enter in the host, and once someone had trouble, he could take it down immediately to prevent the situation from expanding.”
Zheng De praised: "Plify that you want to be meticulous, just do it, the people around me, Aiqing chooses at will."
"Yes," Yang Ling promised, retreating to the side to see Naro Xiang booing cold to ask the emperor whether the diet is delicious, but also need the internal affairs government to do something, he suddenly casually interjected: "Luo Gong said this food, the official remembered, there is a kind of enemas is very delicious, crisp and delicious, Luo Gong can be prepared for the emperor from time to time."
As soon as he heard it, he said, “Yes, that’s it, I don’t want to eat it when I’m sure.”
Luo Xiang knew this kind of famous snack, just can not think of the emperor is good, he kindly agreed, because Yang Ling in the room, he is a thief, always a little uncomfortable, and laughed for a while, then got up to say goodbye.
Luo Xiang first went to the royal dining room to carefully charge the emperor to order the earth, he relied on the emperor's favor to have today's seat, for the emperor's affairs will naturally not be sloppy.
The father-in-law's brain is full of fat, the heart is also extremely slippery, the officials of the Ministry of Internal Affairs knock on the emperor's bamboo bar things into the wind, usually Luo Xiang is also often rubbing oil, at this moment to listen to the emperor to eat enema, under his conscious guidance, Luo Xiang unknowingly fell into his trap, and finally listened to his calculated silver, Luo Xiang Dale, patted Gong Gong's shoulder: "Good, good, good, good, good, good, good."
The little Dingzi of Princess Yongcun's house hid in the porter's house to see Luo Xiang away, immediately flashed out, and ran to the emperor's bedchamber with a smoky cigarette.
Children like to exaggerate their words, and then Yang Ling, a guy who can incite people to buy insurance with his mouth, taught them again, the tragedy of the two princesses really describes the sadness of the local people and the tears of the listener.
Zheng De was still smiling and laughing, anyway, the two sisters Pingsu in the palace also have no place to go, forbidden for a few days, but he listened to the officials of the Ministry of the Interior ran to the two royal sister's house "barbaric stew" on the spot to take away half of the waiting for the maid maid, buckling the moon, the two sisters who killed the two sisters were crying, and their faces gradually changed.
Finally heard that it is too late, but the amount of candles in the royal sister palace has been limited, the sister is sitting in the palace, black and desolate only three or two candles, even with more inconveniences, suddenly touched the fraternity, the nose can not be a sour.
Yang Ling sleeved in hand to sigh: "Alas, do not look at the monk's face to see the Buddha face, the Queen Mother to implement the rules, but also just do the appearance, so as not to have a way of learning, this sentence can be greatly debatable, how much to cut, how to cut, do the slave still do not understand?"The fox of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, this is also a change of method to the emperor embarrassed, who said that the princess is the emperor declared the land, but did not pass the queen and the Ministry of Internal Affairs?"
Zheng De heard the heart fire, "snap" a pat on the table, scolded: "Roxiang this bastard, in front of me, can't think of such a big back, even my sister also dared to be so bullied, my inner library is so cold to this look?"Let my sister-in-law be so committed!I trust him so much!”
Zhengde scolded, the royal dining room Xi Jinping ran into the door with a big stomach full of smiles, rubbing the fat and oily hands: "Emperor, General Luo ordered down, the emperor likes to eat enema, but the slave does not know when the emperor wants to eat, if today to use, the slave and servile immediately sent a small to the leopard room in front of the restaurant to buy a few, although it is only ten."The emperor wants to eat the enema that our royal dining room has done, and it will have to wait a little, and about half a month's worth of effort will be made."
“Uh?Half a month?Did you buy some fattening seasonings for so long?The Emperor’s work is delayed!”Yang Ling asked deliberately.
"Where the slave and the slave dared to know, Mr. Yang did not know, Luo commander ordered down, to build a new royal dining room, special for the enemas, set up two vice-chief executive, a group of cooks, how to also have a small half a month, Luo said that the day will first dial thirty thousand two silver down to prepare..."
Zhengde did not know Chai rice oil and salt, the price in his heart has no concept, but this father-in-law just said that a enemy is only ten dollars, this animal actually dialed tens of thousands of silver and built a house and a person, a few enemas, with a special kitchen, with a group of cooks?This is blatant corruption!
Zhengde listened to the air did not hit a place, grabbed the paper on the table and fell hard, a piece of beautiful jade and smashed, Zhengde Emperor pointed out and shouted: "Good he is Luoxiang, really right me!"The message!The message!Immediately took the position of head of the Luoxiang otong otong otong government, thoroughly checked all the accounts, this ... this bastard, I sealed him an enema ambassador, and then I went to the front door restaurant to buy enema!"
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