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Chapter 85:No way, I got slapped in the face

Middle Sea, a high school campus.

A girl with long black hair and a white shirt, she held a book on her chest in her left hand, and her right hand was talking on the phone with her mobile phone, walking on the spring campus path.

“Brother, you asked me the second time, what’s going on?”

The white shirt girl was a little puzzled, feeling that the brother was a little strange, and he said, "Special pie, how is the special law?"Do you want me to buy one?”

After talking for a while, she hung up the phone with a doubt, and said with some surprise: "Don't let me buy it, will you wait for the sky to fall?"

If she looked up at the sky at this time, she might see a golden pie falling toward her.

But suddenly a strong wind blew through and blew the pie away.

On the campus of another university in the city, a famous entrepreneur was speaking on stage, and he expressed his opinions and opinions in a clear and complete manner for the sharp questions asked by the stage, which attracted a burst of applause.

Moreover, his humor will cause the stage to laugh from time to time.

The theme of his speech is the sense of responsibility and mission of young people in modern society.

From shallow, methodic arguments, as well as his unique humor, he infected countless audiences, so that college students were in high spirits and attracted applause from the heat.

He is a well-known entrepreneur, the founder of Datang's second e-commerce platform Zhang Dong.

A cowman who can play against the alien Malay on the online shopping.

At this time, he reached out and pressed, and the stage quickly calmed down and said, "So don't fantasize about falling pie in the sky, it's impossible."

At this point, a strong wind blew.

Oh yeah!

Nearby people, especially the host standing on the side of the table, only heard a "snap", saw a golden pie, smashed on Zhang Dong's head.

To be precise, it hit the big face and hugged tightly.

At this time, whether it is a teacher or a student, or someone else, they are all stumped.

At this moment, it seems that the needle can smell.

The nerd silent!

They stared at the golden pie that was tightly attached to Zhang Dong’s face, and immediately appeared in their minds that Zhang Dong had just said, “Don’t fantasize about falling pie in the sky.”

Hip-

Then they couldn’t stop laughing.

The audience laughed, and even many people laughed in their belly, almost laughing on the ground.Even some teachers can’t stop laughing...

However, some people have changed their faces and stared at Zhang Dong nervously.

When Zhang Dong hit his face in the pie, the whole person fell into a temporary blank, but he quickly reacted and reached out to take away the pie that was close to his face.

He took the pie and looked at the people who were laughing and falling under the stage, and smiled, "No way, this punches the face, I have to withdraw what I just said."

“Haha...”

The man laughed again.

"Suddenly, the wind blew a pie on the face, and to be honest, I just got a little embarrassed, and it hit the face too fast."

Zhang Dong smiled, pretending to be embarrassed by the face, and asked the audience: "This is a pie in the sky?"

However, he did not have a black face as some people feared.

“Forget it!”

The voice of the band.

At this time, he put the pie closer to smell, and then looked at it while: "This pie is golden, the color is very uniform, and the skin looks very crisp."I can only say that the master of this pie is very cow!”

When I heard it, I kept laughing.

"Well, there's a strong aroma, and it's tempting to have a smell of beef that's out of nothing."Zhang Dong looked at the audience and smiled and asked, “Are you still brating the heat, do you say, do I eat, or do I not eat?”

“Mr. President, make this cake!”

Someone stood up and yelled, making people laugh.

“Eat!”

The people shouted in unison.

“I know you, I’ll eat this cake!”

Zhang Dong looked at the stage and couldn't help but laugh, pretending to be embarrassed: "No way, it's self-exploit, you have to eat it."

“Eat and eat—”

The man shouted.

At this time, Zhang Dong was even covered with the smell of pie, full of grizzled, can not help swallowing the pharyngeal mouth, and looked at the stage and smiled: "This pie looks good to eat ah."

“Eat and eat—”

The crowd continued to scream.

“Now to dinner, right?”

Zhang Dong suddenly asked, smiled, "In fact, I have already been hungry, this pie is too timely."

The people listened to Zhang Dong and found that they had eaten.

At this time, Zhang Dong took a bite, when he bit through the pie crisp skin, there was an immediate molten beef juice into the mouth, like a wave of impact on the taste buds.

Beef juice is hot and not hot, the taste is mellow and full, and it looks delicious.

“Oh, the skin is crisp, the meat is soft and slippery, and the entrance is instant.”

Zhang Dong in front of the bright road, it seems that it is not so delicious, when chewing up, found crisp but not strong, "crisp and mellow, sweet and not tired, very refreshing."

At this time, he felt a special fragrance, so that his limbs were full of joy.

Take a bite, it is full of juice, crisp and crisp.

“It tastes good!”

When he finished eating, he couldn’t help but turn away.

And the mouth is full of smell, so that he can not help but taste fine.

"This should be me, eat the best pie, but also the most memorable pie."Zhang Dong smiled and asked, “You don’t know which one, do you know?”

The laughter kept coming.

Zhang Dong also did not mind, pressed the laughter under the pressure, and said: "Well, the pie that fell from the sky is finished, and we have to eat it, so we have to come again, don't you say?"

“Haha...”

The audience still laughed, but the mood was even higher, and even many people heard the wind.

"Even if the pie falls in the sky, there is always time to finish, so we have to continue, can't always imagine that it will continue to fall, you say?" 」

Zhang Dong smiled and said, unable to think of an unexpected pie, turned out to be the finishing touch of his speech, will definitely make everyone forget, "This involves, I said the sense of responsibility and mission..."

At this time, a pie that was floating in the sky seemed to be a little hesitant after hearing what Zhang Dong said.

And then it hit.

“Another wind blowing, won’t another pie come?”

Zhang Dong looked at the stage and smiled, and stretched out his hand in the middle of the air, as if to catch the wind, "You want more, where will there be so many pies in the sky hitting the head?"Once in a while, it was lucky.”

The downman laughed.

But East’s words haven’t been finished yet.

Oh yeah!

A voice sounded, and the people saw it, and another golden pie was smashed on Zhang Dong’s face.

It was still close to his big face.

“Haha—”

The people laughed even more, and many people laughed at the ground.

And Zhang Dong really a little embarrassed, his brain was blank for several seconds, before he reached out and took away the close pie, a face of bitter smile and helplessness, said: "Well, I once again took back what I just said..."

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