That's how it's done in TV dramas
Chapter 57:That's how it's done in TV dramas
Wooden leaves, in a dark and damp underground building, a ninja with a ghost mask, come out of the darkness and drift away.
...
More than two hundred miles from the leaves, there is a small town near the city, but the mountain road is difficult, the traffic is inconvenient, and recently a mountain thief, so the connection between this town and the town has been cut off.
"Don't worry, I've tried to get the ninjas of the leaves to help, and it'll be all right soon."The mayor said loudly.
"The mayor, our backlog of mountain goods have been for several days, and if we don't sell them, it will be rotten!"
“Yes, it doesn’t make sense to be busy for a few months!”
"Mr. Mayor, let us go, I don't believe these mountain thieves have been on the road, when the beasts are napping, not to mention those lazy mountain thieves, the big guy thinks I'm right!" 」A middle-age man with a goatee-beard shouted.
“Yes, Mayor, let’s go!”
“If the robbers dare to show up, we will fight with them!”
“Yes, fight with them!”
The mayor looked at these fanatical townspeople, their faces were green: "Gentlemen, gentlemen, calm down, this group of mountain thieves do not blink, why do you have to fight hard for a little money!"And the ninjas are coming soon!”
But the mayor, in any case, this group of people in the town has been determined, completely unable to listen to it.
The man with the gourd's beard proudly touched the goat's beard and his face was scoffed.
Soon, these townspeople gathered together, the mountain goods loaded a total of five carriages, and more than a dozen young adults accompanied, under the command of the goat beard, head forward.
"Big guys don't have to be afraid, mountain thieves are also people, they see so many of us, they must be scared to soft legs, haha!" 」The beard screamed all the way, as if it were the leader.
A few hours later, the sun rose to the sky, the sky was high and the sky was cloudy, the mountains and waters were clear, and in addition to the rugged mountain roads, the people were safe.
From time to time, the goatee-beard looked up at the annex to the forest, holding a mirror in his hand, reflecting the sunlight in the mountains.
After a while, a loud noise came from the surrounding mountains.
"Listen to Lao Tzu, lie on the ground and not kill, and the rest will die!"
“Fight it!”
“Fighting!”
In the mountains, more than 20 strong men rushed out, holding machetes, vicious and vicious, and full of babbles.
When the goat beard looked, it was frightened and "the flowers are colored": "Oh, when you meet a mountain thief, don't be afraid, fight with them!"
Behind the dozen young and strong townspeople, who have seen this kind of situation, suddenly scared to urinate, abandon the car and escape.
"Don't run, don't run, the mountain thieves are not terrible!"The goatee beard cried indignantly, and at the same time the cryptic rush led by the mountain thief made a look, and then ran away with these young men.
"Old rules, old seven old eight, you take these mountain freight to the city to sell, we get 80% of the money!"The mountaineer’s head laughed.
"Boss, it's so cheap that goat beard, you can take 20% of nothing, more than your brothers!"The seven-year-old man nodded.
“You know what!”The head of the mountain thief sneered, "I heard that the mayor has invited the ninja of the leaves, if there is no goat beard to do our inner response, we may meet the ninja of the leaves at any time!"
“The old man is wise!”
"It's cheap goat beard."
The robbers were clamoring.
In the small town, the survivors came back crying and crying, and they were sad.
"It's great if no one gets hurt."
The mayor came out to comfort everyone.
"We were wrong, Mayor, and if we listened to you, it wouldn't have happened."The goatbeard sighed, then turned and hummed, "All the wooden ninja is to blame, if he had arrived earlier, this would not have happened!"
"Yeah, yeah, if the wooden ninjas could come sooner."
“It’s all ninjas’s fault!”
A town people from the good, throw all the blame on the wooden ninjas.
The mayor looked at it and didn’t know what to say.
At this point, the fire was finally late.
Because I don't want to waste time, so the fire all the way to the mountains and wading, did not take the mountain road.
“Why a child?”
“Damn, are you a thief?”
"No, you see, it's the care of the leaves, the ninja of the leaves!"The mayor’s eyes are sharp, happy, and then sad.
All the towns look at each other.
Woody ninjas?
Could it be a little boy?
What a joke!
The townspeople who had just lost a large number of mountain goods were not happy, and pushed and shouted to ask them for an explanation.
The sparks arrived here in half a day, but I don't want to hear these townspeople twitch.
“The spiral!”
The fire was slapped directly on a rock next to it.
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In a raging crack, the rock was directly blown out of a hole the size of a bowl, and the edge of the hole was full of twisted cracks!
Seeing this amazing scene, all the people in the town were shocked.
“All right, great!”
“Is it just a kid?”The beard’s face has also changed.
"Ninja, it's not easy."
The fire clapped his hands and said, “Then who will tell me about the mountain thieves?”
“Me!I'm the mayor of this small town, and I welcome you, ninjas from the leaves."The mayor came out.
...
The old seven and eight of the gang of mountain thieves came to the small town with a few people carrying five carts of mountain goods.
“Wait a minute, old man, it’s easy!”Old Eight suddenly covered his stomach and drilled into a forest outside the small town.
The seventh man was displeased with a few words.
Half a pay, still do not see the old eight back, the old seven angry to scold their mother, the momentum also into the woods, not a moment, saw the two people out.
"I'm sorry, my stomach hurts, Dora, don't be surprised, huh?"The 8-year-old laughs in the back.
The old seven suddenly looked back at him with doubts: When was this guy so polite?
But soon, the old seven shifted their attention.
Entering the small town, a group of mountain thieves with great experience distributed five truck mountain goods, and left the town with a large banknote in just one hour.
At the same time.
In the town, the fire also listened to the mayor's report and knew some basic conditions of the mountain thieves.
“Everything that robs a small town and transports it to a small town?”Strange, the mountain thieves can not steal money, rob the mountain goods to take back to eat?"The fire is strange.
The mayor said, "Lord, in fact, just before you came, we had a batch of mountain goods robbed by mountain thieves!"
“Funny!”
The fire showed a laugh.
To be sure, mountain thieves can not be interested in things other than money, they rob the mountain goods, must have the ability to sell mountain goods to the city.
There may be their accomplices in the city, and even this small town, there may be their inner line!
The eyes of the fire turned, and the expression of all the people in the nearby town looked in the eyes, and quickly locked the goat beard.
This is not to say how clever the fire is, but ... it is like this in the TV series of previous lives.
Thanks for the book Ren!
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