Ghost Doctor Master
Chapter 455:Ghost Doctor Master
"Call me Uncle Hu, Uncle Fox is too twisted."Uncle Hu told me.
“I know, Uncle Hu.”I said.
We rode on the snow fox.
The snow fox is soft and warm.
I couldn’t help but touch the soft hair of the snow fox.
The snow fox made a comfortable soft groan.
Then he jumped up and flew straight into the air.
He screamed and hugged me tightly.
The snow fox is driving in the fog in the air, and the speed is very fast.
I couldn't help looking down, and the scene below became very small, like a small point.
“Gean, it’s fun!”The boy hugged me excitedly and shouted.
I was equally surprised.
Soon, the snow fox was carrying us gently on Huashan.
I climbed down from the snow fox.
The whole process is only a few minutes.
I touched the head of the snow fox and thanked him.
The fox rubbed my hand, then jumped in the blink of an eye and disappeared into the high air.
I remember Uncle Hu telling me that this demonic doctor's hand lived on the top of the mountain.
But the rules of the ghost doctor's hand to treat people are also very strange, he only treats the people he likes.
In other words, if you want to see a doctor, you must first win the favor of the ghost hand holy doctor.
If the ghost hand doctor does not like you, even if it is useless to give more money.
My uncle gave me $30,000.
It is very expensive for this doctor to see a doctor, I lamented in my heart.
On the way to the top of the mountain, there is an antique courtyard.
The door of the yard was not closed, and a little boy was feeding the fish in the courtyard.
When I saw us, the boy said, “What do you have?”
"We are looking for the hand of the devil."I said.
The boy nodded, “Did you bring that thing?”
I said, “What?”
The child frowned and said, "The ghost doctor's hand likes to eat rabbits, and everyone who comes here must bring a hare."
I didn’t tell my uncle that there were such rules.
I lost my smile and said, "Little brother, we are coming for the first time, we do not understand the rules, you see our money is also ready, can't return the same way?" 」
The boy frowned and said, "All right, you come in, but I can't guarantee that the ghost doctor will see you."
We followed the boy into the hall inside.
There was a man in the chair in the hall.
The man half-squined, wearing a white robe, with long black hair hanging over his shoulders, his eyebrows were handsome, and there was an unruly feeling.
"Doctor, these two are looking for you."The boy said respectfully.
“Where are the rabbits?”The doctor opened his lips and said lightly.
"I'm sorry, we came for the first time, I don't know the rules, we don't bring rabbits."There will be a chance to pay off next time.”I said.
“Child, take the guests.”The ghost doctor did not look at me and directly issued a guest order.
"Excuse me, please come back."The boy said to us.
“We brought the money!”The little boy said anxiously.
But the doctor still didn’t look at us.
“Please come back.”The boy said.
“Hearing ghost doctors especially like to watch people show shows, right?”At this moment, I opened.
The doctor raised his eyes and looked at me with interest.
"Yes, if you make me happy with the show you, I'll make an exception."
I thought, "Let me tell you a joke.""My wife is a very arrogant person, but today she was crying to buy a brand-name bag."I raised my hand and slapped her, did I ask her if she wanted more?The wife froze.Then I slapped again, and my wife finally cried.I watched her one.
Eyes, or hard-heartedness to slapped a dozen slaps, "Do you want a brand-name bag?"My wife finally cried and said no.I touched my swollen face and smiled with satisfaction."
When the joke was over, only the little boy laughed.
The demon doctor looked at me expressionless.
"Don't you laugh, I'll change it."I said embarrassedly.“I heard a pair of wonderful mother-son conversations on the subway: “Mom, why are you so beautiful and I’m so ugly?” “Because the air pollution is serious.” “You’ve been lying, you haven’t heard that air pollution can affect looks!”“It will be,
It is because the smog was too heavy to see your father!”
It was still a little smile, and the ghost doctor's hand did not respond.
I am embarrassed now.
“The guests.”The Holy Hand said.
“Wait!”I quickly stopped, "I'll tell you another story, this time it's absolutely wonderful."
The demonic hand looked up at me, without stopping."A couple with children, take a sightseeing bus to the countryside to prepare to go back to his wife's hometown in the countryside to play, when the bus to the mountain section, because their children are directly hungry, so the couple of the children had to ask the driver."
Let them get off the bus and find a fast food restaurant nearby to solve a meal.When they were full of wine and food, the restaurant's TV broadcast a news report, which pointed out that there was a country tour bus driving in a certain mountain area just now, just hit by the rockfall on the mountain, causing the death of all the car personnel to survive the tragedy.
Look closely, that’s the bus they took!
Looking at the news, the wife murmured: "If only we hadn't got out of the car just now."
Listening to her say so, the husband was angry: "What stupid words, if we don't go down now"
The voice did not fall, he also understood his wife's meaning, "Ah, yes, if we don't get out of the car at the moment."
The ghost doctor's hand asked impatiently, "Why do they say such things, and it is clear that they have got out of the car to escape."
"If you promise to see me, I'll tell you the answer."I said with a smile.
The demon doctor's hand sighed and said, "All right."
I smiled and said, "If they don't get out of the car, the car won't stop, and if it doesn't stop to delay time, the car won't just happen to be hit by a rock."
"That's it, the story is great."The Holy Hand said.
“Tell me, what kind of illness are you here to see?”
I answered, “I came here to treat my girlfriend.”Her veins were sealed.”
The ghost doctor's hand raised his eyebrows, "Oh?The cover is sealed?It's okay, the living human veins are sealed, but they prolong life more and prevent the insin from entering the body."
I hesitated, wanting to tell the ghost doctor that the holy hand was not a doctor for the living.
But Uncle Hu told me that the ghost doctor's hand only treated the living people, and would never give the elite to the doctor.The ghost doctor saw me hesitantly, and the expression immediately changed.
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