Bullying Two Illiterates is So Fulfilling
Chapter 10:Bullying Two Illiterates is So Fulfilling
“Hush”
“Oh, my feet!”
Liu Feng calmly listened to the screams outside, and had never seen a pen so sclera!
Kicking the door?
Are you a little old wooden door from decades ago?
This door is made of high-strength alloy!
Do you really think you’re a city?
Calmly eat a mouthful of tofu brain, Liu Feng quietly looked outside the door two funny, this moment Liu Feng just because of the panic to the people to the mood became calm a little.
“Brother, you don’t use this method.”Another voice said with some schadenfreude.
"Listen to the people inside, don't open the door, but don't blame us for being polite to your door!"B is also a little angry with the guy who just jumped on the door.
Liu Feng taunted.
Not polite to the door?
Do you really want to see how nice of you, and say that the police can threaten people now?Is it certain that this is not the team of only 3,000 people cultivated by the state?
The sound of friction between the metal came into the room.
Liu Feng's face showed a strange look, which was obviously the sound of the lock!Are those two guys really police?Are you sure you don’t want to steal from us?
“Cry”
"I said, I think when I was in the northwestern side of the big Northwest, I arrested a drug dealer, and the man wanted to escape from the window, because I drove the su0 fast to catch the other."B is proud to say.
“But old iron, how did I hear that the door was finally opened?”He unrelentingly debunted the lies of Amway B.
Until this time, Liu Feng finally saw the appearance of the two people, teasing the head of the first meter seven, and the arming B is the head of one meter and eight, as for why Liu Feng can clearly tease A B.
Because B is still walking and limping, suddenly clear.
Both are black suits, black leather shoes, leather shoes polished, small flat head, the national face with black sunglasses.
It’s no different with the black movies.
Just a look, Liu Feng knew who the other was.
But they have not yet shown their own row of clouds, how do these two super the seminary recruiters come?It’s not that I’m going to black out each other, and the other person is going to take revenge, right?
Liu Feng glanced at the pockets of the two men's pants.
Take a look at the second gun!
“The National Security Agency!Come with us!”He showed the papers to Liu Feng b-i'ge.
“Sn of it” and “Smell”
“The heresy!”“The heresy!”The two black super first gently sniffed the smell of air breakfast, and then saw the tofu in front of Liu Feng.
Reasonable, we can't stand it!
“The salty tofu brain is heresy!”Liu Feng put down the spoon righteous words and said that although he was afraid of the other party's retaliation, we would not give up when it came to the issue of principle!
At this time, the two black super are obviously upset, but there is no direct meaning.
In this regard, the local people of the Huaxia Alliance are still more rational, and in general, when it comes to the problem of tofu, the problem of salty and sweetness of the brain will sit down and debate it.
There is also a wild legend.
That was about a decade before the founding of the Huaxia Alliance.
At that time, although the comprehensive national strength of Huaxia was second to none in the world, it was still very difficult to unify the entire blue star, especially a country called the Eagle Kingdom opposite the blue star, and the comprehensive strength was not inferior to that of Huaxia.
Until one day, the tofu brain passed into the Eagle Kingdom, and then the eagle kingdom broke out in a great dispute.
Most people in the southern part of the eagle said that the sweet tofu brain is orthodox, the salted tofu brain is heretical, and the northern film country indicates that the sweet tofu brain, a halogen taste, no bit of seasoning how to eat down.
So from quarrels to small-scale conflicts, to large-scale conflicts, at that time, foreign countries were almost hand-held and guns, so the history of the famous Civil War broke out.
Because of the population of the eagle country, due to the great reduction of the population of the civil war, Huaxia unified the world and established the current Huaxia Alliance.
Well, this is some history-written funny little stories, Liu Feng does not know whether it is true or false, anyway, the members of the later Huaxia Alliance will always become calm when discussing the dispute between salt and sweet.
"No coligar, no chili peppers, no seasonings, sweet tofu brain can eat?"You can't even get rid of the halogen, the sweet party is rubbish!"Black Super B sat down and looked at Liu Fengwei and said.
With his large waist-round figure, he is still very oppressive to ordinary people.
But Liu Feng is not an ordinary person.
"tofu brain is need to cooperate with white sugar to eat, plus other seasonings are blasphemy tofu brain!"Liu Feng argued for it.
“And.”Liu Feng paused for a treach of mystery and continued to laugh.
"In the return of sweet tofu brain, long-term long-term, crown traffic attack, the princes successive."The salty tofu brain is a sharp light, a disaster in the palace, and it is afraid of suffering.
It can be seen that the tradition of sweet tofu brain has been ancient, so the salted tofu brain has gradually developed in the future, and it is also a so-called heresy!"
“Brother, is this all true?Do you remember these chapters?”Black Superheads say they’ve been said to be embarrassed.
Liu Feng looked at the black super A B two people, but the Lord recently studied the knowledge of fortune-telling, etc., and fooled the two of you blindly.
“Shut up, there’s no such thing in the mess!”
Liu Feng looked at the black super B surprised, this goods IQ even line?But I don't care.
"Then I remember wrong."Liu Feng said without redness.
“Some of them must have been invented by you!”Black Super B seemed to feel like he had caught Liu Feng’s tail, suddenly said.
"Please, you have to have evidence of this, there is this thing you mentioned in the face of the chapter to me back, otherwise be careful I will accuse you of defamation!" 」The first high chapter can now be back out is really a ghost!
“You.”Black Super B is a bit of a rush.
“Two blind men, fight with me?”Go back to kindergarten and learn again.”Liu Feng looked at the two of them with contempt.
“Take it, take it away!”
You are a treachery, you are a personal vendetta!Looking at the two muzzles of guns in his own head, Liu Feng's original proud look suddenly pulled down.
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