If you think that the last one is the final outcome of the CP, then you...

Big, wrong, special, wrong!

As a provocative and spirited article, the author's brain circuit is deeper than the routine, how can it be spicy and sad?

The real ending, of course, is:

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The One

The impermanant.

"Chief, turn the king's hall back to the information."

In the director's office, he heard the voice of his hand, so he subconsciously shifted his eyes from the archival materials and glanced at his hands.

Only before meeting stood a pair of black and white impermanence, the black and white hands also held a locking chain, the other end of the chain is also tied to a white female ghost, is looking at him sadly.

"Shh..." he took a cold breath, a headache, he remembers that this female ghost seems to be the Ten Temple invited them to eat abalone dinner attached to the octogenous bureau, he brought back from the world, put the ghost into the regular process ah, what to do, how to go back to him now?

“What happened?”Coldly asked.

Black impermanity is as true as the truth: "We just came back from the rotating royal palace, the rotating royal palace said that this female ghost lacks too many parts, can not let her reincarnate, otherwise the afterlife can only be treated as a rotten meat, but can not be regarded as a person!" 」

Cold and cold without a word: "Then let her return to the world, find what she lacks!" 」

“What if there is too much missing?This baby girl, lack of heart and lungs, lack of liver and kidneys lack of stomach, and even lack of skin!Too much is missing, can't find it, and we can't put this ghost back on earth for too long?"

Cold and cold (⊙▽⊙): “Then go to hell!”

White impermanent face said: "Can't, boss, the trial department over there to check, this girl was a good good child, usually by mosquitoes are not willing to shoot, nothing wrong has been done, then how can you break into the eighteen levels of hell?"

Cold and cold: "This can't break into the eighteen levels of hell, can't go to reincarnation, so what?" 」

*

The Two

Q large, boys 4 apartment building 414 dormitory came to two special guests.

One man, dressed in black, sat on the sofa, and in his hand was a chain of iron, and on the other end of the chain was a girl in a white dress, and the girl clutched the chain, danling bored, his lips prying high, and his face was not happy!

“Ten halls, tell me, what should you do now?”This ghost can't go into eighteen hells, can't go to reincarnation, I can't put her in the impermanence all the time?Our impermanant is not a place to hold ghosts!Tell me, where should I throw this hot potato?”Cold and cold patted the coffee table, exhaling to the boss in front of him!

The ten halls held their arms and fell into thought.

He looked at the cold, black;

Look at the white, white.

Twist the hand!

“Isn’t that an easy thing?Do you ask me specifically?Little Black, have you recently stayed up late to beat the glory of the king too much, and your brain can't turn around?"The Ten Temple despised the cold and cold, then raised his hand, pointed to the cold and cold, and pointed to the face, and said with contempt for all IQ: "Don't you think you are worthy?"Little black, I said that you have been in charge for so many years, and you should always have a partner around you?"

Cold and cold Σ (°△°||||)_!

*

The three

“Wait, are you serious?”Sitting in the office of the head of the fpermanent bureau, cold and cold looked at the white-clad ghost in front of him, and a drop of sweat hung on the brain door.

This white dress...sleeping groove, why can't a white working uniform actually make a female ghost wear fairy gas?Is that reasonable?

No . . .

The trough is not a white working uniform, but!

“Take it away!”The cold roared, which could not help jumping to the table, and the hysteria staged the lion roaring!“What did you do with her in my office?”Fuck off!Let her do whatever she has to do!The impermanence of work is not in my office!o(≧tou ≦)o!”

The old black and white impermanently who led the newcomer in looked at each other, and then looked at his head and said seriously: "Chief, whether you like it or not, this is the order of the Ten Temples!"The Ten Temples say that the impermanence position around you is too long, and it must be filled, and you can't always be alone?All impermanence ghosts appear in pairs, you appear individually, which allows others to see and others to joke!"

Cold and cold, “I don’t...”

"Very good!Yes, he likes this impermanence, stay, you can quit!"Behind the cold and cold came a smiling voice, and when he heard this voice, the brush on his forehead dropped countless black lines...

Behind him is another pair of black and white impermanence, and the black and white impermanentness of the mask.

His retired mother-in-law.

T^T

"Great, the cold is finally with me."Old black happily grasped the old white hand, touched the old tears ah.

Old white wiped a tear, also wiped for his wife, and finally wiped himself: "Yes, I thought we colder intended to be a single dog for ten thousand years, see him with companion, I will rest assured and you go to the mountains to play with water."“Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

It's cold and cold: "..."

*

The four

1,

“Where is my soul?”

"He said he wanted to go home to see his elderly mom and dad, so I asked him to go back and see it first."

“...”

2,

“Where is my soul?”

"The old woman said that she wanted to go back and teach her son-in-law, otherwise her daughter would be killed by her son-in-law."So I let her go back first.(Poor)”

“...”

3,

“Where is my soul?”

"That little brother said he forgot to feed the cat when he died, and if he didn't go back to feeding the cat, the cat would starve to death!"(Goodness)”

“...”

4,

“Where is my soul?”

"(The handcuff wiped the tears), the little sister said that she was in love with a domineering president, the mother-in-law tore the third, it was difficult to repair the positive results, but did not expect to fall down the stairs and fell to her death at the wedding, she begged me to let her go back to complete her wedding."I also want to marry a overbearing president, I also want to have 1000 yuan made of roses as a flower, I also want to have a white wedding dress, I also want a red carpet, I want a rich and handsome husband...

Cold and cold help handing paper towels, relatively speechless: "Why is the reason so long this time?"

Yan Wan tears: "Because the girls love the overbearing president in love with me!"

“...”

5,

"I'm hooking the soul... forget it, I don't want to ask."

...

*

The Five

After experiencing the 9981 difficulty, the cold and cold finally couldn't help but howl to the sky: "Ten temples!You want me to take care of this guy until she can be reincarnated, please ask her when she can be reincarnated?You’re three times more!”

The first workload: normal squirretion;

The second workload: taking care of newcomers;

The third part of the workload: hook the ghost that is released in vain again, then let go, then go back, then let go, come back... Here is an endless cycle.

T-t-t

A new white weakly in the corner said: "The Ten Temples say that my boyfriend has helped me to scrape together parts in the sun world, and when my parts are together, I can go to reincarnation..."

The cold is a little calmer: “How long will it take for your boyfriend to scrape together parts?”

A new white weak: "About 70 years, when those people are dead, the last dead Ke Xiaomeng can live for 70 years."

Cold and cold breathed a sigh of relief: "It's okay, 70 years is not long, and it will pass in the blink of an eye... and so on!"

At this time, the cold suddenly realized that there was something wrong!

“Do you have a boyfriend?Σ(°△°||)_"

“Yes.”A new white one.

The cold is crazy: “Fuck!Old paper is helping others take care of his girlfriend?! (╯‵□′)

*

(The end)

Yoyo has been gone for three months.

The Sue family.

The door was pushed open from the outside, and a young man leaned out and looked carefully inside, and looked at it again.

Yes, don't look, no matter how many times you look at it, sitting inside the father and adult always sullen face!

Rumble, look is ready to thunder and rain and can not collect the rhythm of clothes ah!

“I’m at the door, what are you not going to do?”Sue Qutian was gloomy with his face, gritting his teeth and saying.

“Yes.”Sue swallowed the mouth and walked cautiously in.

He walked up to Sue’s face and looked at him uneasily.

Oh yeah!

Su Qutian patted the platform hard, stood up, pointed to the ground, and shouted: "Kneel down!"

immediately knelt.

Su Qutian glared at his well-behaved son, snorted heavily, turned to the front of the bookshelf, opened a long wooden box, took out a wooden ruler from the inside, he walked back, and counted the fault of Su Chen in detail, so as not to admit the fault of the child:

"Miss Liu showed me the video, you and the girl have an affair, I don't care!"I was like when I never knew about it, because I’m sure you’ll be able to handle it!Later, the result was still satisfactory, the female ghost followed the black and impermanence to go to the grave, and you also came back from the underworld.I guess this should be done here with a termination, right?But I didn’t expect that you would go to those 15 people and force them to sign the contract one by one, and take away the parts of Yan Wan when they die.”

Su Chen raised his face and said innocently, “This is a good thing, shouldn’t we do a good deed?”

Oh yeah!

Su Qutian knocked on the table: "It is good to do good!But I can see from this that you are feeling for the girl!Have you forgotten the 99th day rule of our Su family?You have a relationship with a female ghost, even if this is the case, you have actually moved real feelings towards the female ghost, do you think you are right for the ancestors?You . . . (and keep crackling) . . .

In the continuous teaching of Su Qutian, Su Chen became more and more disheartened, his head was getting lower and lower, and he was getting lower and lower...

Dropped.

Is there any information coming?

Su Chen held up his father's admonition and silently pulled out his mobile phone to see.

The phone received a letter:

A white impermanence in a work uniform swings scissors to the camera, smiling brightly with the sun and blooming in spring.

Attached text information: the white impermanence correction assessment finally passed, oh also!

Sue immediately raised the spirit!

Oh too!

He looked up, faced his challoing father, handed the phone over, and happily ran away.

My girlfriend is incommunicado!Oh, too!"

Su Qutian took the mobile phone and was embarrassed.

The groan.

Su family rules: do not have an affair with ghosts.

But impermanence... uh, can a criminal civil servant be a ghost?

囧!