Feel Sorry for Mengmeng's Short Legs
Chapter 1854:Feel Sorry for Mengmeng's Short Legs
Normal people jump in the house like this: as soon as they step on their legs, they jump over.
The black cat jumps the house like this: step by step, no matter how far you can jump through!
The jump house is like this:
jump in,
With a look,
How does the line drawn by the chalk feel as if there is a big river?
Σ(°△°|||)_!
I'm used to flying, I can't use common sense to infer how far you can jump!
Eating hands, he was about to cry.
This game hurts people!
“Don’t move!”The moon said, "Suddenly it seems to measure how long the legs are."
∑ (っ°Д°;) っ っ , this is not my mother!
The black cat silently handed the small ruler, and Shuyue looked at him and said, “Master, your tail is a magical tail, you can hide a lot of things!”
I'm crying, my dad isn't born either!
She smiled and took the ruler to measure the short legs: "5.6 cm!So short and short!Oh hey!"
The “wow” cry!
This is too much for 粑粲嫲!
TAT
“Come, let me measure your height—stop straight!”Look up, hold your chest high... don’t fly... don’t put your feet on the tip!”
He gritted his trembling mouth and swung his toes, and let the moon weigh his height.
“It’s 9.99 centimeters.”
When you hear that number, you cry, okay?In recent years, he has not followed the black cat to learn mathematics, he knows what 9.99 means, meaning ... but not to give you a complete 10 cm!
What an excess!
555!
I knew that he would not picky food, and honestly drink high calcium milk!
Seeing the stubble into a bun face, the moon could not help but laugh.
The other children also laughed, and they gathered around and asked the moon to measure their height.
Xiao Meng Meng sat on the ground, leaning his neck high to look at the height of the sun moon, when the moon read out a height, Meng Meng seemed to hear his own glass heart snapped and broken sound.
“105cm.”
“110cm.”
“102cm.”
“That’s a great 99.9cm!”
Hearing the last one, Meng Meng Meng the whole ghost is not good, what does 99.9cm mean?Isn’t that his height and how little he moved one back?It's just a small number of points, why is the difference so big?
T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-
Meng Meng looked up at the slight, 9.99cm looked up at 99.9cm, you know, it is equivalent to people standing downstairs, looking up at more than 30 floors...
T_T
He bowed his head in despair and bit his lips to his short legs.
It's short... short...
Oh wow!
At this time, a warm hand held him up, raised him high, and poked his bun face with a smile and said, "It's still good height, and you can hold it with a slap."
It was exciting in an instant.
In the next second, pinch hard.
“It’s also easy to kne in on it!”Laughter in the month!
Wow, crying again!
“Come on, eat sugar.”The moon handed over a lollipop that had been unpacked, and when he saw the lollipop, he stopped crying, holding the lollipop, sticking his tongue and licking it, and still making a little choking sound from time to time, but it was obvious that it was not so sad.
“Go play.”The moon put the little man in his hand and sent them all out.
After a while, the little children began to jump again, and the little boy sat in the hair of a child, clutching his hair, like riding a horse in the house, accompanied by the innocent laughter of the children, Meng Meng also re-smilken.
She stood next to the moon and Chen Xu, saw this picture, all the unpleasantness of the moon tonight was swept away, she gently snuggled her head on Chen Xu's shoulder, and couldn't help but sigh: "The child is really cute, with them, as if no matter what unpleasant things will be forgotten, no matter how sad will be cured, they have a very magical magic!" 」
She held out her hand, silently surrounded the waist of the moon, touched her stomach, lowered her voice in her ear and said, "Give birth to one!"
Hearing the words, the face of the moon suddenly burned up, quickly pinch a handful of meat on the back of his hand, and said incredulously: "What nonsense do you say!"
Chen Xu looked at her, his eyes were pure, and he said, “We are all already like that, aren’t we going to create people next?”
"This . . . is a good truth, but she is still embarrassed to mention this topic!"I haven’t finished reading this book, and I don’t think it’s the right time.When I graduate, I will have a baby when I graduate!Do you see that he and his sister-in-law are so loving, and has he had a child with his sister-in-law?”
“No.”
“Wait a minute, you old devil, in a few years, you look so young!”The moon said with a red face.
When Chen Xu saw that her face was as cute as an apple, she couldn't help but bow her head, kissed her, and said softly, "Well, wait a few more years."We're still having a baby when you want to have a baby."
“Hmm!”The moon bowed its head, and the blush was as if it were about to bleed.
And when she looked down, she saw...
He flew in mid-air, holding the soft ruler that had just given the children the height, the soft ruler fell vertically and fell to the ground, and the place where Meng Meng stayed was just ... the waist of Chen Xu.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
“Whose leg is you measuring?”The moon asked.
Isn't that nonsense?
It must have been Chen Xu’s leg length.
徰旭囧: “Hey!Don't expose my legs in front of the reader!This is a secret!(╰_╯) #!
But it was too late.
The twilight has already seen it.
It is 111.1cm!
What a long time!
For me, it’s a 40-story building!
At this moment, Meng Meng seemed to find his ultimate meaning in life, leaving a soft ruler, holding Chen Xu's thigh, and taking a kiss.
Since then, Meng Meng found a dream, and he also wants his legs to be 111.1cm long!
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