“You must be joking with me!It must be!”Aunt sanitation said with a pale face: "Where is there such a way of soul-storing like you!"

The moon glared at the innocent big eyes and said, “What’s wrong with my soul-storing?”

“Where’s the call, ‘Your mother called you back to dinner?’?”This is obviously a popular Internet buzzword a few years ago!Don't think I'm not online!"My aunt’s eyes were red.

Shuo Yue said helplessly: "Aunt, whether you believe it or not, although this spiritualism is our ancient traditional culture for thousands of years, in fact, we must follow the footsteps of the times to change the mantra, otherwise you shout the 'soul return' this kind of mantra, can modern people understand?"Otherwise, I will read the oldest and most representative spirit technique for you.It comes from Qu Yuan.”

After that, she cleared her throat and began to read, “Return to the soul!”The East should not be confused.The old man, but the soul is a little bit.Ten days out, flowing gold vines.They learn, and the soul is released.Returned!Can't be tucked away.The soul is back!The South cannot stop.”

“Stop!”My aunt couldn’t stand it.

She stopped and asked, “Aunt, can you understand?”

Auntie's mouth pumped and shook her head: "I don't understand."

"So, if I read it with Qu Yuan's soul-spiriting spell, the cuckoos don't understand, how can I come back?"So of course I read something she could understand, for example, ‘Mommy told you to come back to dinner!’”Any kids understand that, don’t you?”

Auntie Tongsed, twitching her mouth and asked, “So, my daughter really can’t come back?”

“Hmm!”The moon nodded its head solemnly.

Auntie's nose was sour, tears fell down immediately, she jumped on the little girl's body, crying heartbroken: "Duck flower!How can you leave your mother alone?You are back!If you come back, your mother will take you to the amusement park, what do you want, mother will buy you?After that, your mother will accompany you more, not going out to work so much, and will not hit you again, scold you, okay?Come back!"

She begged bitterly, but the quiet little girl, like a dead body, slowly extinguished her last hope, and her cry grew desperate, even sobless.

“Baby, are you coming back?”When you come back, your mother will make you your favorite caviar."

“You come back, Mom bought you the little rabbit you said you wanted last week, okay?”

"When you come back, I will kill your old uncle Li's fat turtle next door to eat for you, how about making up your body?"

"Come back, Mommy's making a swing for you."

"When you come back, your mother will definitely never hit you again, and I will never scold you again, where is the mother doing badly, you come to hit your mother, you will scold your mother, okay?"

“Baby, as long as you can come back, no matter what you say, Mom will listen.”Whatever you want, your mom will give it to you, okay?”

“Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

“Mom, is what you say true?”

A weak voice sounded in her ear.

Surprised, she opened her eyes wide, pulled the child in her arms, looked down, and found that the daughter in her arms had opened her eyes and was smiling at her!

She coughed and said, “I said, ‘Mommy called you back to dinner,’ this spell will definitely work!”

“Yes, Mom, I am very hungry!”The little girl covered her stomach and said, "And what you just said counts?"

Auntie Shun Shun slowly returned to God, was happy, holding her daughter, and jerking her little face: "Forget it!Count it all!When you come back, all that my mother said counts! mua!mua~!mua~!mua~!mua~!"

Looking at the happy mother and daughter, the horn of the moon's lips aroused a smile, and at this time, she should also have retreated.

When they did not notice, the moon quietly left the aunt's house, and did not make a sound when they left, and hid their skills and names.

There were only four children at the beginning of the jump house, and the fifth child who came out was a living soul, and she bought the little ones with sugar, found the little girl's soul, and brought them home.She persuaded the little girl to go home, but the little girl said that she had not gone home for many days, and she would be scolded by her mother when she returned home, so she had not dared to go home, how to persuade not to listen, she could only keep the little girl in her home, waiting for the moment when the time was ripe to send her back.

Spiritualism is certainly not that used, she is a routine, the real spirit of the soul requires the call of relatives, because the lost soul soul can only hear the call of familiar people, and the cry of strangers for them, they can not hear.

But if she had caught the ghost of the little girl in her hand long ago, it would be different, and when Aunt Sanitation finished those conditions, she threw her soul back and attributed her soul to Bingo!Complete the task!

But the night before yesterday, the children followed the fairy tale carriage on the 4th road of Huangquan, which really made her sweat!

囧.

A stupid cat did not say, so that she had to run Huangquan 4 road, the lost things are soulful, Meng Meng is still at home in the face of the wall, this does not say!

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After walking out of Auntie's house, the black cat's lips smiled and said softly: "The moon, in fact, you are still very kind, how can you suddenly think of helping these little people unconditionally?"

"I just don't like kids crying."The moon said.

The black cat smiled cunningly: "So you like the laughter of the little devils, then can we think about a child who loves to laugh?" 」

Then he scratched the cheek of the moon.

Pinch!

“I don’t like children!And because you don't like children crying, help them two things!Stinking cat, wait until you learn to be human, say this thing.”The moon roars irritably!

When the voice did not fall, the phone rang.

The moon rolled a white eye.

He meowed, and it was over again.

She can pull anyone's phone, but this phone... Don't dare to pull black!

Alas!

She sighed heavily, watching to see who answered the phone, and the speech became impotent: “Hello?”

Phone: “The Month!Have you had dinner?”

“I ate it.(=_=#)"

“What are you doing now?”

“Out there.(=_=#)"

“What are you doing outside?”

“Going shopping.(=_=#)"

“You see the summer vacation is coming to an end, are you going home?”

“Not back!(=_=#)"

"What?"Why don’t you want to go home!I heard that you had a trip to Huangquan 4 yesterday, why don't you come back to see me?Do you still have a father in your heart?(bite the handcuffs)

“No.(=_=#)"

“You little unrecrupulous... (T^T) Do you know what day it is next Friday?”You are not coming back...”

"I don't know.(=_=#)"

“Can’t you listen to me finish?The little beast!(⚰⚰⟘�╯)

“Can’t.(=_=#)" said, and the moon also returned to him three words: "Old brute."

“...”

"It's all right, I'll hang up first."

“Can’t hang up!My words are not finished yet...”

Hanging.

It's so unsociable.

Oh, compared to the previous two happy end families, this pair of parent-child relationship is still very bad!

After hanging up the phone, the corner of the moon's lips aroused a thorny smile...

- "Volume 29" is over, there is a surprise in the next chapter!Don't miss it! ^_^Laughing!