Volume 31 · Two-dimensional Code Tombstone Announced:

Now everyone can not do without the mobile phone, a few years later, the tombstone only engraved two-dimensional code, through the time to take out the mobile phone swept, the story of a lifetime came out.

Love who, hate who, and who cares.

Abbreviation: The grave.

It’s not scary, it’s terrible that the screen shows...

The other person has agreed to add you as a friend.

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Time flies, autumn to spring, unknowingly, after a year of time, even the small night began to rush, in the past 8 months, grew 8 cm, said "see the wind is long", may be the Ten Temple and No. 44 coffin shop small partners made a joke...

A newborn baby, 8 months old as a 4-year-old child, this is a pervert?

What makes the moon feel very upset is that in the past 8 months, the unscrupulous old father even did not answer her phone, did not see her face, and even the QQ avatar and WeChat avatar were all black - but too much, she would still secretly praise her circle of friends and QQ said.

What message did she send?

Of course, her baby picture!

Don't get me wrong, the "baby" here is not a baby born in the moon, but a freshly baked brother.

After the adoption of his brother, Shuo Yue has a special hobby, that is, to take photos for Xiaosuo night, after the photo is uploaded, the funniest thing is that her circle of friends never shielded anyone, so that the students see her photos, will:

“Wow, is this your brother?Aren’t those who were filmed a few days ago still learning to climb?“How many brothers do you have?”

"I counted, you seem to have 31 brothers in the moon, your mother and father are so able to live, are you not afraid of the family planning bureau to talk to them?"(⊙_⊙)”

“Scheduled brother!When he is in elementary school, be careful on the way home!(The Heart)”

...

To be honest, she looks at her circle of friends and also suspects that she has many brothers, but in fact there is only one little brother, except for growing fast, there is nothing special...

Far from it!

Take back the unscrupulous old father who secretly praised the circle of friends!

He is black at all times, but when he sleeps, he will see that he praises the circle of friends, and you say that he is a thief?

When the New Year, this father did not go home, and after the fireworks were released, he returned to the room after the fireworks and finished the cake, and saw two red envelopes on WeChat.

The head is still black.

The moon: “...”

I don't want to know Dad!

“Sister, what message has you sent?”The little boy next to me asked.

Take a look at the red envelopes.

A thousand dollars;

Two $2,000.

So he immediately took his mobile phone and said to his dear brother in a righteous voice: "Nothing, he just said a 'Happy New Year', he said nothing."

Xiao Shuo night asked, “He didn’t say where he was, didn’t he?”

“Right.”

"Hang..." Xiao Shuo aggrieved his mouth at night and crouched sadly in the corner to draw a circle.

She looked at his brother's petite back and silently said in his heart: "Dear, Dad gave you the red envelopes, first kept here for me... Oh yeah!!

But even so, in the past 8 months, the name has not appeared once, even if it is not even such an important holiday of the New Year, he did not appear.New Moon said that the daily lack of someone's "harassment", um... um... really a little unaccustomed it.

And now, time: April 4.

The moon received a phone call from the coffin shop.

Something?

No more “traveling,” right?

For the phone call made in the home, the moon does not have to think about it and also know what kind of phone call this is.

From home to the phone, generally are "public affairs", business, that is to run all over the country, it is not "travel" what?

Anyway, seeing the phone call from home is generally not good, hey!

The moon answered the phone, “Hello?”

In the phone call came out of the paper man's uncle's voice: "The moon is the moon, tomorrow is the Qingming Festival, do you want to go home to sweep the grave?"

“Do we have a grave in our house?”

Uncle Sam of Paper: "Yes."

New Moon: "But it has not been swept in the past few years, why did you suddenly say that it was going to be swept today?"

Uncle Sam: “Isn’t there one more person at home this year?”

New Year’s Day: “One more person?”

Uncle Sam of the Paper: "Your brother."

The moon (⊙o⊙): "Oh."

Paper man uncle: "As a rule, there is one more person in the house, all to worship the ancestors, and told the ancestors of many people."It's nothing, it's just a ceremony."

New Moon: “Haven’t anything swept the tomb in the past few years?”

The paper man uncle said: "The ancestors have gone to the reincarnation, sweep their graves, talk to them, they can't hear, so what sweeps?"

Suzman: “This time?”

Uncle Sam of the Paper: "It's a ceremony."

The moon: “Oh, I understand.”

The paperman's uncle paused and said, "There's one thing I want to tell you."

The Moon: “What?”

The paper man's uncle said: "I think, this is the rule of our old Liu family, so the ten intrusions should go home, you want to find him to calculate the account, but we must grasp this opportunity."

She listened for so long, she finally heard a key word!

That is the nameless head of the dead skin to go home!

She asked nervously, “Will he really come back?”

The paper man uncle said: "should come back, such an important thing, how can he not come back?"Unless he really doesn't want to be this son."

It was posted on the phone of the moon in the night listening to the little sun, heard these words can not help but excitedly shout: "He dare not want my son?"I’ll kill him everywhere!”

The paper man's uncle said, "No, no, how can ten inflamed be without your son?"This is the first year of your life, and he must come back to the ancestors.If he doesn’t come back, don’t say it’s you, and even we’ll chase him to the ends of the earth, okay?”

Xiao Shu nodded at night and said, "It's almost the same."

After hanging up the phone, Shuo Yue thought for a long time, always feel that there is something wrong.She looked at Xiao Shuo night and said, “It is strange, why is it as if no one had ever confessed to my ancestors when I was born?”

Xiao Shuo said, “Didn’t Uncle Sam say that he would only accuse his ancestors in the first year of his life?”What year were you born, and where did you know?How did you know when they worshipped?”

She shook her head and said, “No, I was just born and I was thrown away, what efforts did they have to confess to their ancestors at that time?”Even if I go back to Huangquan 1 road, I have never swept the tomb, is the old man still favoring the son?(╰_╯)#"