0 a.m. Cemetery.

Someone, in the most special shape, came in.

She was wearing dark glasses, holding a budding little milk dog, and on the back of the little milk dog... on the back of the little milk dog (X dropped), there was a black cat riding on it.

The gatekeeper at the gate of the cemetery was shocked by the strange posture of walking the dog + walking the cat, and stayed for a long time, until the people had entered the cemetery garden, and the back disappeared, he returned to God and sweated coldly:

“I just forgot my tickets!”

四!

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As he walked along, he muttered, “Master, can’t you become a humanoid?”The last time we came in to repair the cemetery, the cemetery administrator said to me, please try not to bring black cats into the cemetery.You don't know, during the Qingming season, there were countless complaints in the cemetery, saying that when they came to sweep the tomb, they saw a black cat in the tomb pile - strange and scary!"

Black Cats gritted their teeth: “They’re racist!”

It has nothing to do with racial discrimination, right?When you see a black cat in the cemetery, normal people will be afraid, okay?”

The black cat was still indignant: “Did I let the body jump up this time?”

“What did you tell her?”Well, the month of the month decided to make a very good move: "Master, if you become a person and I walk side by side, I will kiss you."

Well.

There is already a handsome man around the moon.

He said, “Come on.”

“You stinky cat, you’re just going to use it to become a human being, to become a cat to hold me off and kiss you?”The moon thought indignantly.

She tipped on her feet and quickly kissed her on the cheek.

"No, you're going to kiss here."He pointed to his lips.

“I’m going to fuck you, stinking cat, don’t get in the way!”The moon said!

Chen Xu’s oblique eyes: “Anyway, I understand that it means to kiss rather than face, if you don’t keep your promise, then I will become a cat again?”

“Fuck!”The moon cursed and kissed it.

“All right?”“The smelly cat!”After the end of the moon, it was not good to say that the most hated the chaos in such a public place, fortunately there was no one else in the cemetery...

Passers-by: “...”

It was a strange thing that seemed to have just emerged.

Passers-by?

Do you have six missing numbers?

She turned her head and really saw a middle-age aunt in black-clad black-hatted black sunglasses staring at them speechlessly.

And then,

My mom took out her phone:

“Hello?Cemetery at 0 in the morning?I want to complain to you!You are a cemetery, a place for the dead to rest, a solemn holy place for the world to mourn the dead, how can you let the little couple walk their dogs in and hold hands with their mouths?You are so unserious here that you have turned the cemetery into a park, allowing young couples to come in and defile this solemn holy place!Sooner or later you will be rewarded.”

The moon, 澰旭囧!

Oh, no!

Become a cat is a complaint, become a person is also a complaint, please ask you how to do it?!

The most important thing is...

The little milk dog fell on the ground and cried, “Wow!At home, every day to see the father and mother Xiu En love even, why come to the world is still abused dogs?Wow wow!You are hurting!”

The Moon!辰旭囧!

He’s really a dog abuser!

“Do the dogs talk?”The mother-in-law made a complaint phone call and looked at the dog.

The little milk dog suddenly jumped up and became a vicious little three-headed dog!

The first one yelled, “That’s too much!All dog abuse CP party is damned!”

The second head shouted, “I just don’t want to see my parents give dog food!”

The third head roared, “As a result, I was fed slowly a bowl of dog food... No, three bowls of dog food!”Oh my god, is there a single way in this world?”

"Ah!Damn it!"The passerby dropped his phone and fled.

“It’s angry with me!”The three-headed dog roared, and the Chao Moon and Chen Xu, the shameless show-loving couple, bite off!

The next second, Chen Xu incarnates a cat N times larger than a three-headed dog, biting the disobedient little milk dog.

Hell's three little-headed dogs, pist.

The giant black cat opened his mouth, a small milk doll fell to the ground, there were two blood holes on the body, and the little milk baby cried out, pulling the trousers and feet of the moon and said: "Sister, take me to the rabies vaccine, hush!"

The black cat (=_=).

The cold sweat of the moon: “...”

Now she finally knew how the little baby girl in the Ten Halls had been bitten by the cat.

This big cat is invincible.

First of all, I am so sorry that the dormitory of the Ten Halls must have been exploding by this cat.

Looking at the back of the deserted passers-by, the moon sighed helplessly - there are evil dogs and cats at home, passers-by please be careful.

"What's the matter with the injection, anyway, there is a 24-hour time limit, we are here, we will first investigate, go back to the hospital, and then go to the injection."The moon's backhand caught and picked up the little milk baby.

The little girl was wronged: "Sister, you must remember your words!Remember to take me to the injection!”

What kind of rabies vaccine do you have a dog... huh?

“You can’t bite me anymore, you know?”The moon said.

The little milk baby was aggrieved: "I am not biting you, I am the itching of teeth, people have reached the grinding period, there is nothing in the mouth to grind teeth, it is very uncomfortable."

Next to him was a small branch, and the giant black cat grinned, "You can use this grinding tooth."

“Thank you, uncle.”The little girl took the branch.

The giant black cat was irritated: “What do you mean, little boy?”You call me Sister Moon, and you call me Uncle?The bad guys!Change the name for me!Call me Grandpa!”

She slapped him and said, “Whom do you want to take advantage of?”(╰_╯)#"

He meowed, stinky cat, if the little milky doll calls him "grandpa", ten hells... oh!

"Become a human again, now you don't need to bite the dog, hurry up and turn back."The moon said.

The giant black cat proudly over and over again: "I want to kiss to become a human again, have you ever heard the story of the black (qing) cat (wa) prince?" 」

The moon: “...”

There are countless inside me to 豮艔芻字弹幕 baton!

“Well, you’ll continue like this, you’ll be in the headlines tomorrow!”Turn around, no bird, this stupid cat!

Giant black cat, can't you take care of your boyfriend's little mood?Hush!

Seeing the moon go far, the giant black hair can only accept this reality, he became a normal black cat, the girl chased up, wrapped in the moon said: "I want to kiss, only to become a person!" 」

“Idiots are you, stupid cat!”(╰_╯) #"