Dirty Trick
Chapter 2047:Dirty Trick
“Just ‘get rid’?”The moon asked.
Yan Bingbing hooked his lips, showed an embarrassed smile, and said, “Otherwise?”
She said, "If you want the ghost to die, I can help you."
"Yan Bingbing was shocked, she remembered that her cousin Yan Xinxin said that the person sitting in front of her now is the guardian of the undercast order, so she will not casually destroy the spirit, but now, the moon actually took the initiative to say that it is better to let the ghost die."
Excuse me?
Is this the guardian of the under-the-morning order that Cousin said in her cousin's mouth?
“Hey, what’s the point?I heard my heart say, you would like to cut the ghost, now I have a way to help him never live, should you not be happy?" 」The moon asked his head.
Yan Bingbing returned to God and asked incredulously, “Are you really going to do this?”
The moon shook its head, “Of course!”
Bingbing opened his eyes and asked, “Why are you doing this?”
The moon shrugged: "The evil deeds of the color ghost are outrageous, I can't see it, I want to walk for heaven, that's all."
“But can you really do that?”Ice asked!
The moon frowned, “Why can’t I?”
Yan Bingbing said: "But Cousin said that you are the defender of the Sheol order, and those ghost-hunters on earth are not the same, you will not violate the Sheolian order to use the evil ghosts for their own punishment!"
She smiled and said, “Yes, I should do it, but when I don’t want to do that, hell can’t do it!”
Shuo Yue said, "Now you have a word, say whether you want it or not, if you want to, if you want to, how much you want to do, I will help you."
“Really?”
“Really.”
However, Yan Bingbing was embarrassed: “But how much can you help me?”
She smiled and said, "I have a way to make him a ghost can't be too arrogant, I can let him live on earth but like hell in the pain, but also let his ghost can not be found in black and white impermanence, re-enter the reincarnation, now as long as you say a word, you want to do what extent, I will do my best to guide you how to do."
"I don't know what to do."Ice is stupid.
She smiled and shook her head, saying helplessly, "Well, since you don't know how to do it, I'll tell you a way."
Ice asked nervously, “What way?”
"Now the ghost is hidden in your bedroom, although it is transferred to another person to absorb the spirit, after all, he is a male ghost, has been hiding in your girl's bedroom, even if there is no real relationship, he can hide in the bathroom to peep the girl bath, hide in the closet smell of female underwear - in other words, it is possible that everyone in your dormitory has been given to Xie, but no one noticed."
“Hmm!”Ice sounds very serious.
Shuyue said: "Actually, I am also a very lazy person, this time did not give up the hell to do the things to come back, now also embarrassed to see him, to take this little thing to annoy him, so I thought of another way..."
“You said it.”As the sound of the moon is pressed lower and lower, Yan Bing Bing knows that the words of the moon have reached the most important part!
The moon lowered his voice and said, “Isn’t your family rich?”You can hire someone you can trust, go and dig your cousin's grave, and buckle your own but unwashed panties on the head of his bones, and his soul will feel very uncomfortable, and even if the spirit of the people who draw more outside will not be able to offset this sense of suffocation, so you can only leave your dormitory and return to your own tomb."
Yan Bingbing asked, “When did he return to the tomb?”
She said, “When he came back, he saw that his body had become like that, and there was nothing to do!”Ghosts are different from people, no one can see him, he can not change the changes in his body, so he can not take off the underwear on his head.No one can help him with the underwear thing, he can only continue to feel bad."
“Oh.”The ice nods.
The Moon continued, “If you want to go a little bit more, it’s not enough just that.”
Ice asked, “Isn’t that enough?”
He smiled and said, “What’s enough?The man did such abominable thing, how can he do it so that he will never be able to live forever?”
Yan Bingbing hesitated, but this was just a hesitation: “So what to do?”
The moon asked, “Let me ask you first, does this guy have any grandchildren?”
“No.”Ice shakes its head.
"Then don't worry about moving the guy's grave to his descendants, but think about it, how can a disgusting fellow have grandchildren?"She said, "If you don't bother, let people turn his coffin upside down, if it's too much trouble to hate doing this, then turn his body over, face the ground, and then take a large stone weighing 9 pounds and 9 pounds on his back, so that he can never turn over!" 」
“Hmm.”
"But the matter of moving the tomb is very deplorable, so after this thing is done, we must restore the tomb to the original, if you want to suppress him forever, plant a tree on the edge of his grave, the tree will be leafy, so that he will never see the sun!" 」
After listening to the words of the moon, Yan Bingbing herself was scared, and now at this moment, she understood that she was sitting in front of her, and she had been looking forward to her coming back to help her people, in fact, it was not a savior, but a hard character...
“Oh, that’s right!”The moon suddenly remembered something.
Ice took a breath, “And what else?”
She looked at her strangely and said, “What kind of expression are you?”Don’t you want revenge?”
“No, I think!”Ice said.
The moon nodded: "Well, you go find a red rope, if you can soak the rope with black dog blood, it is better."If the ghost's body is not yet complete—I mean, if his body is not yet rotten—I suggest you take off his pants and make a bow on his little din, and I promise that he will never come out again to do evil to any woman!Really!”
Look at her, what a pure and honest look!
When the ice heard it, her face was red.
Take off the man's pants and make a bow on his little din...?
Is this kind of thing, good to do?
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