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Chapter 2103:When You Go to the Underworld, Remember to Bring 'Tutechan'~

A few more days passed.

The moon was awakened by a phone call.

“Hey...” he greeted me with a thankless voice.

“Son, are you here?Hao Fei suddenly disappeared, how can I find him, do you know where he is?"There was an urgent sound on the phone!

She was awakened by the good dream, and at this time even greeting Yan Bingbing's family's mood, she said without good luck: "People are missing to find the police... oh no, the police can't control Hao Fei's kind of thing..."

"Yes!What to do?”Ice asked in a hurry.

At this time, the moon was a little more sober: "Wait, who do you say... who is missing?"

“Flying!”

“Hao Fei . . . .?” he asked, “How many numbers are there today?”

Ice Ice: “May 22nd.”What happened?”

“Is it the 22nd?”She jumped up and said hurriedly, "I still have something to do, I'll call you back later, so be it, goodbye."

“Wait...”

But the moon did not wait for her to finish speaking, so she hung up the phone directly.

She got up in a hurry, and before she got down to the ground, she put a cat on her foot to the ground, and woke up confusedly, facing the face of "Who am I, where I am, and what I am doing," and that of the moon had run out of the room.The black cat could not see anyone, so he fell back on the cold floor and continued to sleep.

The moon is so eager to go out, not to do something, but to brush your teeth and wash your face.

After the wash, she sat down on the couch and called.

Well, you can take the ordinary person's phone without washing, but call the Respectful Ten Hall, even if it is a phone, you must wash your face well!

Phone: “Sorry, the user you called is not in the service area...”

The moon: “...”

It's over.

The Ten Temples are not in the service area, do you know where he is?

The corner of the mouth of the moon, do not think about it, this kind of hell is not in the human service area of the hint, in addition to going to the grave where can go?

"Acting so fast..." Shuo Yue sighed and had to call the ten halls of roommate Xiaozhu.

Phone: "Sorry, the user you dialed is not in the service area, please..."

“Old zombie, even if you talk in your voice, I can recognize that this is your voice!”The corner of the mouth of the moon is a pump, unceremoniously debunking the old zombies disguised as the voice of customer service!

The "customer service" on the other end of the phone was really silent, and after a while, Xiaotao's normal voice came out: "You never took the initiative to call me, just want to ask me about the Ten Temples through me, little girl, can we still chat happily in the future?" 」

Shun Yue (=3=): "But usually I call you, I don't know what to talk to you!" 」

“Doraemon.”

“Oh!”Shuo Yue really spewed out a blood, I really did not expect a 9,000-year-old old zombie actually so childish, hobbies in addition to watermelon juice is a cartoon?囧!

On the phone came a deep sigh: "You young people now, you are becoming more and more naive."

"Silently, vomiting another mouthful of blood, the moon endured the internal injury and asked, "Has the Ten Temples now gone back to the grave?"

Xiao Shu grunted, “I said that you call me to ask the Ten Temples, right?”What else would you ask besides the things that would have asked me about the Ten Temples?”

“Doraemon...” The moon had to swallow the blood that had been spit out silently.

“And then what?”

"Doraemon asked you, did the Ten Temple go back to the grave through any door?"The Moon ▽!

huh: “Well, then what?”

“Did he do anything before he went back?”

Xiao Tao laughed, "Nothing was done, just a torture of a soul to a certain Ah Fang."

囧!

"Torture of the soul" sounds like an abstract word, but on the Ten Temples, that is, the real torture!

Seng Yue ((): “Whom did you torture?”

Smiling, “You know me.”

The moon asked tentatively, “Hao Fei?”

“Hmm.”

Shuo Yue took a deep breath and had already guessed in his heart that he was not far from ten, but he was not very clear about the detailed process of things.Now the old zombie was deliberately playing with her, so she could only be patient enough to kick him in the words: “Then what?”

Xiaozhu said, "I did not expect that the a little torture could not stand, and the ten palaces covered a few words were all explained."

The Moon: “What’s the matter?”

Hush, old zombie, you will finish your words in one go!

Xiaotao laughed and said, “Nothing, the Ten Temples asked: Have you checked the files on the computer?”The Ten Temple asked you if you had checked the files of many people, and Nai answered yes.Then there was nothing to say, and the Ten Temples took people back to Sheol directly!”

“Oh!”The moon is a long mouthful of blood spraying out!“Is it that simple?”

Otaru (^_^): "Well, it's that simple."

Shuo Yue: "set two sentences, it ends the process of 'soul torture'?"

Otaru (^_^): "Huh."

The moon: “...”

What did you let her say?

This "interrogation" process is really not hard ah, two sentences completely ended the process, this is too simple!

Was he caught in the door or was he kicked by a donkey?This kind of thing, normal people should deny a few words, he admitted an egg ah!

Moreover, the last time she ate, she was not still "friendship tips", must not tell anyone, they have seen the life and death book things?

Well, as if the last time Yan Bingbing was her phrase, Hao Fei honestly admitted that he had checked the life and death book, but he also patiently explained that this was a process that must be debugged by the program, and it was inevitable.This time Hao Fei's honest admission is too direct, isn't it?

"Old zombie, Hao Fei did not explain why he did it except admit it?"The moon asked.

Xiao Qian said, "No."

The moon frowned: "Ten halls do not ask why?"

Xiaozhu said: "Ask and did not say, said it is casually entered, casually searched, no other meaning."

The moon: “...”

Substitution.

This is definitely a crime for others!

For whom, to say?

Hao Fei, although honest, but not stupid, the last time she ate, her "friendship tips" has been obvious, EQ a little more normal people can understand her meaning is that this matter is a disaster or a blessing.

If you say that the debugging of Hao Fei's program is an inevitable process, but what about your family's affairs behind Yan Bingbing?

That's a violation.

Hao Fei knew this and had the intention to help Yan Bingbing bear all this, so he confessed guilt directly during the interrogation of the Ten Temples.

Really...

She took a breath, rolled his eyes, and looked at his own ceiling.

That's silly sweet...

"What?"Want to save someone?”On the phone, he laughed again.

The moon came back to God and said awkwardly, “Haha, how is that possible?”Oh, that sort of thing...”

"The Ten Temple was an hour ago, if you want to take the Huangquan bus now, about half an hour later in the bus station near your home will come one, and when you arrive at the Temple of Hell, it is just about an hour."Maybe it's too far enough."

“...”

"And ah, the cartoons I like to watch are not actually "Dora A Dream", but "Strong Little Fish" and "Liao Xiao Black."

囧!

What a damn movie this looks like!

“I wish you all the best,” he said with a smile.

“Go to the grave, you don’t have to go all the way.”

“The wind?”

“Good bye!”

"Remember to bring me some local produce, or you'll go in vain."

Shang Yue: “I go to hell to do business!”Not to travel!And the Ten Temples don’t often go back to the grave?Didn’t he bring you any specialties?”

In this way, Xiaotao sighed, "Yes, but since the last time he had brought him back in the infirmary, he had not brought back a decent local specialty for me."

After listening to the moon, he was full of questions: “Infirmary?Exploded?What is this “good locality”?

He smiled, “The blood of his brothers.”

囧!

In this way, the memory of the moon is back to that day - do you remember the rare "food poisoning" of the old zombies?At that time, just as the ten halls came back, when they stepped into the door, they heard words that should not be heard, and when their faces were black, they blew up the precious "hell blood" inside the handle!

It is also said that when the ten halls returned to their hometown, they were used, and only one of his nine brothers drew a tube of blood...

But they were all scattered on the ground.

How much waste.

Not to mention an old vampire who sucks blood, even the onlookers who do not suck blood feel a waste!Do you think it’s easy to draw a tube of blood from hell?

And now, Otao asked her to bring some "local products" back...

"The concubine can't do it!" cried the moon, and how could she bring back some "local products" from those cold-faced kings?Take the cat to terror, okay?One may be, she will go to hell for a tourist, and never come back...

‒▽!

"Don't call me, I'll pull the blacklist now!"Xiaotao said.

“No!”Shuo Yue hasten to stop, anyway, this blacklist is not as good as possible, because there may be a place to use old zombies in the future?When I think of the difficult "local produce", the first two of the sun is big, the scalp is tingling, and it can only be helplessly saying: "Well, this, I try as much as I can."

“Ok.Good luck with the wind.”Xiao Xiao hung up the phone.

The moon: “...”

“...”

“...”

It is not a wordless that can be summarized by three ellipses!

This old zombie will really be on fire!It is not the old zombies that will not be robbed by fire!Think about the ten halls to sign the debt!

Alas!

“Oh, half an hour!”When the moon came back to God, she looked at the wall clock and estimated the time, changed clothes, dress up, and had a breakfast... it should be too late!

So she rushed into the bedroom and found the lazy cat lying on the cold floor, and on his soft belly, he shouted, "Master!Wake up!We have a mission to do!”

The black cat slept confused, got up with a lot of anger, and when he heard the moon say this sentence, his eyes were not completely open, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Old paper bought a watch last year!"Damn, how to send a mission every three or five!Can you make someone sleep well?Then the old mission came down, believe the old paper to chop them!Damn!The convex (艹皿艿艹艿艹)!”

“Master, you are right!I want that voice!”Say it seriously and solemnly!

“The black cat is confused and full of questions.

She touched the cat's paw and said solemnly: "Master, get up, brush your teeth and wash your face for breakfast, I will pack my things, and in half an hour we will catch the bus, otherwise it will be too late."Hurry up.”

Looking at the heart of the baby like a tornado, and like a tornado to go, the black cat is really full of question marks do not know who to ask.

When he slowly brushed his teeth and washed his face, he suddenly saw that the heart and liver baby had put a kitchen knife in his luggage bag...

“The Meow!”Σ (°△°|||||)_!!! "Baby!What are you doing?”

“What?”The face of the moon is pure and innocent.

“Do you have your hand, your hand, what do you have in your hand?”What are you stuffing into your bag!’ ” he asked in horror!

The moon looked down, looked at the well-packed kitchen knife, then raised his head, incomparably pure and innocent said: "Cooking knife."

At this time, Chen Xu had become much more well-behaved, and with an embarrassed and polite smile, he asked softly, “Baby, are we going to go out for a picnic?”

The moon blinked its large pure eyes: "No."

Smiling, “What is this knife doing?”

Aren’t knives meant to be cut?Take it out and cut it, isn’t it a picnic?

However, the moon said, "Here's to you."

Excuse meow?

“Don’t ask so much, Master, are you ready?”After the cashmey took the kitchen knife, she pulled the zipper of the bag, and carried the bag, stood up and asked.

At this time, the whole body of the hair stood up: "It is all right..."

“Then go!”The moon came over and looked at the wall clock, um, the time is just right!

She took Chen Xu's hand and hurried out of the house, which had to catch the bus.

“Wait, where’s my place?Your bag is full!Where am I pretending to be?” he asked in horror.

She said impatiently, “Oh, occasionally you should walk with your feet, don’t take people out in a bag every time!”Let's go!"

And then he pulled him out.

The thorny is crying...

The knife was prepared for him.

The luggage is no longer reserved for him.

Is he going to be useless?

Or is it...

Baby, this time out for a picnic, do you want to eat cat meat?

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