Volume 34: Untitled

Without announcement.

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20xx X-Day, afternoon, campus small gathering.

She and Chen Xu appeared in the school dining hall, and when they appeared together, those who had been waiting for them in their seats could not help but froze.

Over the years, they have been used to getting together for dinner in the school cafe every Friday afternoon, and this little party has always been called a "family reunion" by the New Moon Theater, isn't it?Even the city brought his girlfriend.

But today is a little different, when she and Chen Xu appeared together, all the people present looked at them, the expression is like a beep cat!

“What, what happened?”When the moon and Chen Xu sat down, they couldn't help but show an embarrassed and polite smile: "How can everyone look at us like this, are we covered with rice on our faces?" 」

“No.”Xie Jiuyun first returned to God and pointed to Chen Xu and asked, “Are you still the meow god I know?”

“Shit!”He gave him a white eye, “What’s the matter?“What nerves are you having today?”

Xie Jiuyun shook his head, and the expression was inexhaustible: "No, I am normal, you are not normal."

He glanced at him and said, “You’re not normal!I'm fine today!"

"It's strange," Xie Jiuyun said inexhaustiblely, "isn't it a cute kitten that is wrapped up by beautiful women at this time?"Today you suddenly become a person, and still so safe to follow the side of the moon, I am a little unaccustomed to it!"

“Me too.”Others raised their hands to vote.

辰旭囧!

After listening to the moon, she looked at Chen Xu, and then embarrassed and smiled politely and said, “No?”Why don’t I feel that way?”

Xie Jiuyun said, “You may have been used to the transformation of the cat of the meow god, right?”In any case, the meow is rarely in human form in front of us.What happened today?Why did the meow suddenly become so much that he wanted to walk on two legs?”

The sweat.

The second half of this sentence sounds awkward, but Xie Jiuyun said it is really such a thing, when Chen Xu usually does as a cat, it is because he does not want to walk on two legs... Oh no, don't say that he does not want to walk on two legs, he is too lazy to move on four legs, just want someone to walk with him!

But today, from the school to the school dining hall ... he actually walked such a long road with two legs!

Is it difficult?

What makes a lazy cat choose to walk such a long way with two legs?

The moon came back to God and couldn't help but laugh wittily: "Oh, I understand what you mean, don't be too surprised, I don't think my master will become a cat during this time."

“Wow!” everyone was shocked!

And there was a sad sadness on his face!

Seeing his expression, Shuo Yue smiled even more happily and said, “I bought a little white cat a few days ago...”

“You already have a cat, so you’re going to have another one!”He pinch his fist and look at the words of the day.

The moon laughed and said, “Master, what are you stealing?”Afraid of telling the truth?”

He gritted his teeth and shouted, “What’s the talk?I have not!”

“Do you dare to let me finish without interjecting?”

“Then you say!”

“Oh! 🙂Shuo Yue turned his head and said to his three brothers: "My neighbor's cat gave birth to a group of kittens last month, after the full moon of the kitten, my neighbor can't raise so much, so I plan to take it out for others, I just want to have a white cat for a long time, I just saw it that day, I want a little white cat back with her."And then...”

"Then you immediately go online to find a lot of cat supplies, what cat toilet teasing cat sticks, when did you prepare these things when you kept me?"Not all right?I don’t even have a cat now!”He angrily accused him.

A white eye was thrown over by the moon: “What is it like not to interject?”What kind of mat do you want?You have always used the pillow and the pillow of the sofa as a cushion, and there is a pile of cat hair on it, I will not say.But do you mean to fight with a kitten just after the full moon?”

“I have not!”

"You have, you see you are like this now, it is clear that the vinegar altar has been knocked down!"You are a strange person, you are not a real cat, you have to think of yourself as a cat!"The moon is humbing!

“Wait.”Hearing this, Ahcheng couldn't help but raise his hand and ask, "I want to ask whether the kitten in your family is a male cat or a female cat."

The moon: “The cat.”

When the city heard this, he was reassured: "That's okay."

You can avoid accidents in the spring.

When he heard the sound, Chen Xu took a pat on the table and shouted, “Good hair!”

Wipe!

Everyone is sweating, this new cat has a new cat, the new cat's positioning seems to be very embarrassing, if it is a female cat, then next spring seems very likely to appear "accident"; but if it is a male cat, as if the family of the indigenous people will be jealous ah...

For this kind of embarrassment, all of you here can't help but shake their heads, and there is only one word in the heart to say - "We humans don't know your cats very well!"

The moon coughed and continued the original topic: "Actually, let my master become a cat now and for a long time, the reason is not that he is jealous, but..."

He said, “I’m not jealous!“I look like a cat like that?”

"Don't interject."Shuo Yue Bai glanced at him and continued to say to the three brothers, "Because my little cat has just a full moon, it has not been weaned, and it is not used to eating cat food, so I will see the big cat..."

She paused, full of jokes to look at Chen Xu, sure enough to see his face gloomy, seems to have aroused some not-so-good memories, this expression amused the moon, she continued: "Will be hungry when looking for milk to drink!"

“Oooh!”Everyone instantly sprayed!

“No, no.”Xie Jiuyun pointed to Chen Xu in great surprise, can not imagine the "beautiful" picture, so can only use the squeak to laugh three times, tears come out to cover up this is the mood that is want to laugh loudly!

“Oh hey!”Everyone's brain to fill that picture, laughing, only Chen Xu's face black and black sitting, now thinking back to the picture of that day, it is definitely the darkest memory of his life!

That day, he (cat-shaped) is sleeping lazy, originally out to work part-time someone suddenly came back with a cat, to his arms, he is still confused, did not wake up, suddenly sensitive parts were a heavy bite...!

Oh, hey!

That was the biggest blemish on his cat!