"The king's tiger."

“The Pagoda Town Demon!”

“Chicken stew mushrooms.”

“Fantipple peppers!”

“Two pieces of black tea five.”

“The author is 25!”

“Friends!”

“Friends!”

In front of the unknown cave, the black cat and the dumplings were like the same, the four claws were tightly held together, and the melon-eating masses behind them fell to the ground!

"My girlfriend is hungry."The black cat took the tucked-fuck’s neck and said affectionately.

He also took the black cat by the neck and said, "It's a coincidence, I'm just hungry."

The black cat said, "My girlfriend wants to eat meat."

After listening to this sentence, the moon shook his head desperately, nono!She wants to eat grass!She would rather eat grass than eat dumplings!

But the two brothers, who stood shoulder to shoulder, ignored her demands and spoke to themselves with a smile.

The black cat said, “Brother, I heard that you are eating, and you have tasted any food under the sun, have you not?”

Smiling, he said, “Of course that is!”

The black cat asked, “Have you ever tasted your own meat?”

⊙o⊙: “There is no such thing!”

The black cat smiled and asked, “Are you interested in trying it?”As the only food taster in this ancient world, you have not eaten your own meat, which is a little less scientific!

He said, "Brother, you're right, it's time to eat yourself."

The melon-eating crowd again scared their chins to the ground!

Is that the intelligence of this?Is it so that it is fooled by black cats to eat their own meat?

Unscientific!

But it is really holding a scientific rigorous attitude, touring the parts of their bodies, it looks at the legs, looks at their own claws, looks at their own ass, then look at their wings, then look at their own tail, and in a scientific and rigorous attitude to solicit the opinions of the black cat: "brother, do you think I should eat the piece of meat on my body?"The thighs?Or the tail?Which one do you think is more worth eating?”

The black cat said, “Which piece of meat will eat, we have six mouths here!”

“That makes sense.”He nodded, pulled out a 21st-century kitchen knife, and said to the black cat in a scientific and rigorous attitude, "Ass, there are no bones in the ass!"

The Black Line!

The black cat said, "Or thighs."

“Okay, then the thighs.”He nodded and said, “Brother, cooking is exquisite, fried, fried, cooked, frying, fried, frying, fried, paste, urn, fried, paste, bacon, steed, smelting, smelting, squealing, smelting, baking, salt, smolding, stew, smelting, stew, boiling, steaming, steaming, steaming, steaming, steaming, steaming, steaming, steaming, steaming, steaming, steaming, steaming, steaming, steaming, steaming, steaming, steaming, steaming, boiling, boiling, boiling, boiling, boiling, boiling, boiling, boiling, boiling, boiling, boiling, boiling, boiling, boiling, boiling, boiling, boiling, boiling, boiling, boiling, boiling, boiling, boiling, boiling, boiling, boiling, boiling, boiling, boiling, boiling, boiling, boiling

Black cat (⊙o⊙): "It seems that I am not as good as my brother in terms of food!"

He smiled, “After the award, which person who loves to eat doesn’t know how to order food!”Oh yeah!Not only do I eat a lot, but I also eat a lot of food.”

The black cat asked, “Which way do you like that?”

He said, “Simple, barbecue.”

After that, it returned to its own cave and pulled out a variety of barbecue tools and barbecue materials.

Shuo Yueyan: "Shut up, your god world is really ahead of mankind for thousands of years, barbecue materials have!"

“That is.”Otao said, "All said, you human beings think that they are very advanced in science and technology, in fact, they are the gods playing the rest of the outdated things!"

The moon...

The black cat saw such a complete barbecue tool, the whole cat was rippling, he nodded, relieved to say: "It seems that I have oral mouth today!"

“That is necessary!”He picked up the kitchen knife again and smiled at him kindly: "I think my cooking is the first in the world, and there is no god or beast in this world that can cook more than I."Since you have come to me, I promise you will be able to taste the best and most delicious meat in the world!”

“Hmm!”The black cat nodded hard, he pinch the small paw, and asked movingly: "Brother, do you need me to lay down your hand?"I'm here to eat, but I can't sit down."

The sharp teeth flashed cold light, and even the blade of the kitchen knife it held shone cold cold light!

"No, the visitor is a guest, you are my guest, how can I let the guests do it themselves?" 」饕餮笑眯 said.

The black cat said, "You can't say that, although we are guests, but before this, we didn't know it at all!"We suddenly came to you here, this is called "uninvited", very impolite, you still want to invite us to dinner, I am too sad to go!"

He said, “Don’t be so polite, just as soon as you come and I’m in the dark, I know you’re a friend like me!”If you are a friend, then you don’t have to be polite to me.”

The black cat said, “You are friends, aren’t you kind to me?”

⊙o⊙: “It looks like!”

The black cat nodded, slacked his sleeve, and said, "So, don't be kind to me, let's go."

Nod your head and hold the knife: “Okay, together!”

The next second...

“Shut up!You guys, why do you pinch my leg?My meat is not good!”The poor tears!“Oh my God, didn’t you say you were here to eat meat?”

At this time, the black cat and the dumplings are in a scientific and rigorous attitude, in the pinch of its thighs, especially, there is also a kitchen knife in the hand, and the barbecue next to it has caught fire.

Poorly ()!

The black cat and the bait raised their heads, and the innocent face and calmness: "Don't eat you, then who can you eat?"You are so fat!”

Poor Σ (°△°|||)_!

This, this is not right, this is not the result it wants to see ah, uh, it brought this group of people here, obviously hope they eat the dumplings ah, why, why did it become like this?

The black cat said firmly, "If you eat a dumpling, no one will give us a barbecue."

Poor tears: "But if you eat me, no one will ride for you."

"It's okay, I see enough to carry the four of us, so you don't have you are the same, and the dumpling is much more useful than you, it can help us make food!" 」The black cat has planned for this time and space journey.

Poorly ()!

He smiled and said, “Yes, brother, I don’t know when you’re going to leave, but I promise you, as long as you’re in our time and space, I’ll make sure you don’t worry about food.”I can make all the earth into a delicacy!”

The black cat grasped the paw of the dumplings and said, “Well, the road is up to you!”