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Chapter 2218:The Difference between a Real Boyfriend and a Fake Boyfriend

After the moon went to the big stone, she opened her mouth, but after all, she hesitated, and finally closed her mouth and resisted the cry in her heart.

There’s more to it than calling, isn’t it?

She opened the lid of the monster-level bubble noodle bucket, and in an instant, delicious.

Oh, hey!

In the darkness, two yellow oranges were lit up in the dark!

Oh no, it's not a light, but a pair of golden eyes as big as a basin!

The moon was silent for a moment, and then said in a low voice, "Come out and eat."

The thing finally had a reaction, immediately sprinkled the girl from the darkness happily, sprang to the front of the moon, took the bubble noodles, sat on the ground, he opened the lid of the bubble noodles, he snotted the lid of the bubble, the expression was satisfied immediately, and then opened his eyes, it was already two tears.

“It smells good!”The thing said with emotion, and as soon as the familiar voice came out, the moon was sure - yes, the green monster in front of her is the most familiar stupid cat master!

Now this giant cat's dress is really special to make people want to spit!

Before is a quick glance, so the moon is only a little impression of the new dress of this cat, and now look carefully, only to find that this horny giant cat is a strange dress?He simply borrowed the Hawaiian girl's hula and made a similar outfit for himself!

The grass is the seaweed under the sea, entangled in the chest of a cat, and made the sullen skirt, with a wig made of seaweed on the top of the head, and pressed the wig with coral, which did not let the wig float out.

The worst thing is...

This dead cat is still wearing makeup!

That makeup, can't stand to look straight!

“Where did all the lipstick on your face come from?”The moon’s mouth was swolent, and I couldn’t help but ask.

The giant cat's mouth was already used to eat, completely ignored to talk to the moon, his tail raised, rolled out a set of cosmetics.

Seeing this familiar action, she was inexplicably warm, at least she was sure that this was a unique move that only her master could make after 4,000 years!

Only...

“The bastard!That was the work I had for a summer vacation, and I just bought the makeup!It’s not working until now, you dare to use it!”The moon was red-eyed, and she jumped over and carefully examined all her cosmetics.

Indeed,

Unsurprisingly, with the giant cat's current huge face, it is sure to have her newly bought cosmetics basically finished!

How big a face it is!

“Oh, huh...” The whole body trembled, and the facial muscles were no longer under control.

She looked at the giant cat who was eating bubble noodles and said softly, "Master, you can get me to the surface of the moon and pick up a rabbit and come back!"

Skyma shooting boxing!

The moon beats the giant cat to the moon!

Biu~

The giant cat holds the giant barrel of bubble noodles, and has a mouthful of bubble noodles in his mouth, so calmly fly to the sky...

*

Within 10 minutes,

In front of the moon, a giant cat sat on the ground and continued to eat the roasted meat skewers, and lay a trembling white rabbit on his knees.

The moon is sweating.

“I didn’t know there were white rabbits on the moon!”(=_=|||)”

The giant cat had a full burp and naively asked, “What do you want me to pick up a rabbit on the moon for the moon?”“Is that tomorrow’s breakfast?”

“Go away!”The moon punched the past, from a certain ate in the inside of the hand to save the little white rabbit, such a cute little animal, in the mouth of a bastard, turned into tomorrow's breakfast?!

The fucker!

On the side of the moon, the little white rabbit inside his arms, he asked the giant cat unsatisfied, “Master, why did you become like this?”Can't be smaller?You are so big, it is very inconvenient for me to look up and talk to you!”

"I can lie down."The giant cat fell down, and his head was flush with the moon.

Sung Moon (=_=|||||): “In short, you just don’t want to be smaller, right?”

"That's right."The giant cat said that after his golden eyes groaned around, he said to the moon: "The moon, this bubble noodles side dishes are a little less, don't you know that I have been hungry for a long time?"Hush heep...”

Shuo Yue (=_=|||||): "I have already called bait with a lot of dishes, you have not yet eaten enough?!

The giant cat, two tears and flowers, said sadly, "But I just don't eat enough, hush!"

New Moon (=_=|||||): "So why don't you become so small and eat again!"

The giant cat thunted: "It's getting smaller, then I can't wear this carefully special hush dress!"Do you know how hard it is to make this dress?Do you know how much I spent on this dress?You know...”

The moon put his fist to the groove, and his teeth also sharpened: "Shut up!So I want to ask you – why do you want to become this ghost?Do you intentionally not want us to recognize you?What do you want?”

The giant cat thawed, “Didn’t you say anything about the ‘time paradox’ in front of you?”If the future person is face to face with the past, does not say that there will be terrible things that even the author can't draw out?!When I find you at the bottom of the sea, you have already come face to face with the guy, eyes to eye!What do you want me to do?I am also desperate!I can live in this era safely in this era except to make up this ghost, so that you can not recognize it, what can I do?Wow, wow . . .

The giant cat's poor dress did not trigger the half-compassion of the moon, on the contrary, she was even more angry!

She stepped forward, kicking the giant cat's rounded ass and grinning and asking, "So, why are you kicking us off the cliff?"Why do you have to “kick” it?

The giant cat tears: "In order to pretend."

The moon: “...”

Sometimes, too straightforward answers, really he meows people can't talk!

"Master, you're tired of going to the surface of the moon to invite your sister Chang'e down and let her adopt her little white rabbit."The moon said softly.

“Wait and wait!”The giant cat quickly stood up, shook his claws, and said in a panic: "Baby, don't do this, I know this is not right, I should not kick you down, but think - in this era, I am the highest god here!"Of course, I will put up the standard of the top god, otherwise how can I let them look up to me?Also, “

The black cat raised her eyes to the moon and asked, “I’m the same person as the guy over there, why do I think you’re so kind to that guy and rude to me?”The moon is the same person, how can you make a difference?”

Subtext: Please ~ Warm ~ Soft ~ ~ Wait ~ ~ ~ ~

The moon: “...”

After three seconds of silence, the moon said softly, "Master, you still have trouble asking your sister Chang'e to come down and take her family's little white rabbit and lead it."

Biu~!

A cat flies into the stars again!

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