Moon opened his mouth in surprise: “Master, how do you know it’s a product from 4,000 years old?”

Master took a sip of bubble noodles and said seriously, “I don’t know anything about the longitudinal problem of time!”

The moon was in his heart and asked, “Does Master see your future?”

Master took a sip of noodles, frowned, and said disapprovingly, “Didn’t I tell you?”I can see anything but my future.Master looked at the noodles with an inexplicable look at the noodles and was even more upset: “What the hell?Will this product be available in 4000 years?Am I not all living in this world to be destroyed?Is the world going back to chaos soon?“How about 4,000 years?”

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"Master, if you ask me such a long-term question, I can't answer it, after all, I am just a small human being, and my life expectancy is only a hundred years, and I don't know what happened after 4000 years!"The moon is stupid.

Master ate the bubble noodles seriously, his brows frowned tightly, and looked as if he were enjoying the stimulation of his taste buds while spit on his own gluttony!

“This bubble is magical!I know it has a problem, but it can’t stop at all.”Master ate the noodles seriously.

Moon saw him eat so fragrant, can not help but recall the dream, the dream of the cat and the master in front of the overlap, although the two are completely different, but the eating is exactly the same, really the same person!

This is the gift that the dream brought her.

At that time, she woke up and wished she had only had an unscientific dream, but when she came to sacrifice to heaven, she saw in the corner of the altar that the cat had said that all gave her noodles - although there was only a bucket of old sauerkrain beef noodles.

But enough is enough.

Enough to remind her that this is not a normal dream, but a real foreshadowing dream!

Their future path will always come to that day.

Master finished the noodles, even the soup did not let go: "This soup is more magical than the noodles, obviously know that it has a problem, but it can't stop at all!"Gollum!"

Finally, Master even finished the soup, a sip of mouth, but still a look of unfinished!

“Is there only one bowl?”The Master asked disapprelally.

Moon's eyeballs turned around and said, "Yes, Master, the products of these 4,000 years later are of course unattractable treasures that can be found in our 4,000 years ago!"It’s good to have a bucket in our time.Master, if you still want to eat bubble noodles, it looks like you can only wait for 4000 years!If not...” Moon begged carefully, “or Master, if you eat enough bubble noodles in 4000 years and die again?”

Master pinch his fist, a hammer, and said, “When I think of waiting for 4,000 years to eat such delicious bubble noodles again, I am very angry, and I can’t wait to destroy the world, end all this, and end it, so I don’t have to wait so hard for 4000 years!”

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What?Was her dissuasion counterproductive?Not only does Master not want to wait 4,000 years to die, but does he want to end the world early?

Oh!NO!

Just when the moon tried to dissuade Master, Master suddenly changed his face, covered his stomach, and his long body curled up!

Toxic to it?

Although she had long known this result, when the moon saw Master's painful appearance, she could not help but provoke the two, such as a child who had done something wrong, looked at Master in tears and said with self-blame: "I'm sorry, Master!I had to do this...”

Master angrily grabbed the bubble noodle bucket, looked at the text above, and said irritated, “You actually took the shelf life of the food for me to eat!”The Bastard!I have a stomach...oh!Where is the toilet?”

When you’re done, go away in a hurry!

Leave a month of fear.

“The shelf life?”The moon quickly grabbed the bubble noodle bucket and looked at it, and in the dense "God (jian) (Ti) text (han) (zi)", there was a small letter written like this:

[Furbance period: 6 months]

The month: “...”

That said, she was a year ago to do the dream, but also just personally said, this delicious food she can not bear to eat, so it is treasured up, this treasure is not long, anyway, it has been more than a year...

But no one who meows has ever said that the noodles will expire!

"So, Master, is your discomfort caused by eating expired food, or did you eat the mouth of a jab... oh no, it is venom that is uncomfortable?"The moon held the bubble noodle bucket and fell into a deep conjecture.

The skew came up: "Well, I said, he is the most noble god in the world, I am just a trivial god beast, how can my poison work for him, alas!"“Monday, I’m sorry I missed your expectations!”

The moon clutched the bubble noodle bucket and seriously pondered a scientific and rigorous question: "However, even expired food can make Master's stomach uncomfortable, and the venom of a snake will not work for his stomach!"

As soon as the voice fell, the master's curse came from the distance: "Shut!There are no toilets in the Forbidden Land!Moon, I want to complain that your tribe is unreasonable!Does your tribe not have such an important treasure to set up a toilet?Is that unscientific?Do you want to hold your way home when you come to heaven?”

The moon nods: “Yes, we’ve been holding on!”

“Fuck –!convex (艹皿艿艹)”

The moon could not bear Master's pain, so he proposed a feasible plan in the direction of Master: "Solve it in place, Master!"

“There’s no other way, just that!”The Master said solemnly.

However,

Suddenly,

“Oooh!”

It was a loud noise, as if someone had fallen!

“The Master!”The moon tightened the body.

The gargoyle nervously hunched its tail and stared in the direction of the master, although it was blocked by the lush trees, it could not see anything, but it looked like it saw: "Surely, expired food can make a god sick, my poison can be ineffective against a god!"I am very toxic!”

“Not at the time of this!”The moon hurried over to Master and opened the jungle, and she finally saw the master who fell to the ground and kept convulsing and turning his eyes.

She was stunned: “Was it so ugly that I was poisoned at that time?”

“Yes.”The snake came along, no.

Moon was speechless: "I thought I was like a sleeping beauty, and I fell down in beauty..."

However, it is the ugly appearance of Master twitching in his limbs, constantly turning his eyes, and spitting white foam!

This shows that there is still a big gap between the ideal and the reality!

Most importantly, the master was still holding his pants.

When the moon squatted down and picked him up, he looked at the moon with hatred, and the moon of the eye would not forget until he died!

“I... haven’t pulled...” Master rolled over her eyes and completely rested, even the hand that clung to the head of the trousers was loosened.