"I'm in bed, you're on the floor."Returning to the room, Chen Xu immediately said this to the moon.

The moon Σ (°△°||||)!

“Wait!”She said in amazement, "Shouldn't I be sleeping in bed, you're playing the floor?"

Chen Xu wobbled her eyebrows and looked at her inexplicably: “How can you have this illusion?”We haven't said it before, I'm sleeping in bed, you hit the floor?You’re all ready, do you want to sleep in your bed?”

“But didn’t you put me to bed?”Doesn’t that mean you’d like to give me the bed?”

He said, “I didn’t do that!”

“How did I get to bed behind me?”

"Who knows?Maybe you’re sleepingwalking up while I’m not here.”

“Is that so?”

“Yes.”

It’s so true that the moon almost believed it!

She felt impossible because she had never had a sleepwalking habit in the past.So I thought about it, or I think that Chen Xu is fooling her, but people just don't admit it, what can you do?

The moon has to continue.

After five minutes...

“The bastard!“Don’t eat in my bed!”The moon finally couldn't help but rush the snack-eating bastard on the bed roared!

He said, “But I’m hungry.”

"I hate people like you, always eat in the middle of the night, people are not hungry are hungry by you bastards!"I want to eat too!Give it to me!”

After that, the moon is going to steal it too.

But I did not expect, just reached out, was slapped by Chen Xu: "Go away!My head can be bleeded, my snacks are not allowed to move!”

The Moon!

Do you still feed?Is there a little man's grace, from her refrigerator took so many snacks, but even do not want to give her a little, in this world how can there be such a stingy cat ah!

What?

Wait...

The sweat on the door of the moon's brain fell down like this, how could she feel that this Tucao inside her was familiar?Do you often feel like you’ve been insulting in the past?

The cold sweat!

Without food, the moon had to lie down and sleep.But the Chen Xu guy is really really disgusting, eat it, and always make a sound!

I don't know how long it has been, and Chen Xu finally ate and turned off the lights to sleep...

But the moon can't sleep!

She is hungry!

“Damn, you’re so hungry...” She got up and ran to the kitchen to cook the night meal before she could go back to sleep happily.

As soon as she opened the door, she saw a cat lying on her back.

“In an instant, her mood didn’t get so good!”"Shut up, a cat also occupies such a large bed, it is a waste!"How do I feel when I say this phrase often?(-_-||)”

Isn't that it?

A cat is lying in a person's bed, and the proportion is too obvious!

The cat's petite body occupies such a little place, and the empty position in the bed can lie two or three people, but the cat just does not give her a position, you say is not a waste?

She stood by the bedside, staring at the dead cat for a long time, she suddenly remembered one thing: "At that time, this dead cat said that he was sleeping in my room, was this how he used to sleep?"Do you sleep with a cat?If that is the case, then I am reassured that I am not taken advantage of him."

She also went back to sleep in her bed.

But just getting ready for a dream, I was awakened by a strange sound.

“What a voice!”She jumped.

I saw that the cat, who was lying on the bed, and the cat who had no beauty in the sleeping position was constantly twisting his body in bed, twisting from this side to that side, from there to this side, and waving his claws from time to time, as if he was fighting with someone in the empty space!

But I didn't open my eyes!

“Do cats have nightmares?”The moon crooked his neck, indicating that this conclusion is very shamanic!

“Do you want to wake him?”The moon, out of humanitarianism, asked with his own conscience.

“Let him go to Shi!”Who made him eat without my snack?This dead cat, or let him shi himself.”The moon let go of his conscience, took out his sleep earplugs from the drawer, stuffed his ears, and went to sleep so with peace of mind.

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...

“Oh, hey—!”

A scream awakens the moon!

“What the fuck!”She sat up in surprise with the pillow, looking around, like a big enemy, this sleep is good, suddenly was awakened with up to 120,000 points of the decibels, which will make people collapse?

She sat up and saw Chen Xu sitting on the bed, his eyes covered with blood, his clothes soaked in cold sweat, and he was constantly sucking his nose.Sucking the nose?Isn’t that the pace of crying?

What?

Does this scumbag who doesn’t divide the snacks still want to cry?

I have to say, people look good, even if the character is almost, want to cry to pretend to be weak when it is still as beautiful as a painting, or can appreciate it.

“What are you doing?”The moon asked.

Chen Xu looked at her and suddenly put his conscience over her and said, “I had a terrible nightmare?”

“What nightmare?”Well, she knew it, because when she came back last night after dinner, she had already seen that the dead cat's nightmare posture in bed was all kinds of twists, but her conscience, which would not be painful, told her - leave him alone!

Chen Xu looked at her in a complicated way, and there seemed to be a thousand words in his eyes, but in the end, he still did not go over to wipe her sweat: "Forget it, don't say it."

Shuo Yue saw him like this, but schadenfreude, she came together, pulled the corner of the clothes, smiled and said: "Say, you tell me, what nightmare have you done?"I have heard the Ten Temples say that God does not dream for no reason, and if he dreams, it will become reality!You don’t have to dream of aliens occupying Earth in the future, right?If so, then you must tell us early so that we Earthlings can prevent it early and successfully resist the alien invasion!”

Chen Xu looked at her in a complicated way, half-sun, and asked solemnly, “Do you really want me to say it?”

“Uh-huh!”The moon is busy nodding.

She looked at her affectionately and said, "I, I dreamed of you."

As soon as the voice fell, the moon punched the past: "Go shi!You are a nightmare!Your whole family is a nightmare!convex (艹皿艿艹)!”

Then she went out to wash.What a damned spri, always deliberately angry with her!

And the Chen Xu, who was lying on the bed, burst into tears: “... telling the truth is also beaten?”“Hush up!”