The Moon!

The next second, the black cat tucked his paw into his mouth and said in a panic: "Wait!Why do I say that?I'm crazy, right?(The thorns)!”

“You must be crazy to say that!For this reason, you have destroyed my room like this, and I am the first to be unconvinced!”The moon said immediately.

What the fuck!

Because she went to feed the other cat - he was angry!

Who are the other cats?Is there any other cat in this No. 44 coffin shop besides this stupid cat?

There was a fake cat in the yard.

She just wanted to explain to the black cat that it was not a real cat in the yard, but a snake, so that he should not care so much about a fake cat.As a result, when he looked down, he found that the black cat was full of tears, and the small claws reached into the cat's food bag, and grabbed a full of cat food and stuffed it into his mouth.

The moon.

In the trough, did she want to tell him that he was eating the cat food he was waiting for the fake cat?

Do you want it?!

There is a little devil in his heart who is crying out to reveal the truth!

But ...

Forget it, our rational people do not have so much mental care, say more nonsense, and the neurosis does not know where the brain will go!

The moon calmed down a little, then touched the black cat's head and said softly, "Okay, don't be angry."If you are still the greatest God in the world, can you not see what the real body of the cat is?It’s not a real cat at all, don’t you think it’s ridiculous to eat it jealous?”

The black cat: “ Jealousy?”What are you kidding?Will I be jealous?Do I look jealous?”

Look at the moon, look down, how to see, feel that this black cat is a serious and jealous look!

“Hmm!”So she nodded her head heavily.

The black cat was speechless, but soon he said, “Don’t joke!”“Why should I eat my jealous?”

“You’ve just said to yourself, ‘You all have my cat, how can you feed another cat?’”Isn’t that why you’re jealous?I said, you are really strange!You’re jealous, but why are you jealous?I see you still have to find a way to get out of this cat's body, I feel that the more you go, the more you don't look like you are!"

“Really?”The black cat raised his ears.

The moon nodded seriously: "First, you will not say such a thing in the past, will you?"

The black cat took a breath!

"Second, you won't scratch the door in the past, you won't be angry, you won't go with the door or the ceiling, right?"

Take another breath!

“Third, and most important...” The moon bowed her head and looked seriously at the cat’s food bag that the black cat was holding in her hand: “Will you eat cat food in the past?”

The black cat took a breath, and after three seconds of sluggishness, he quickly threw away the cat food bag!

After the cat bag rolled on the ground for a few rolls, it finally stopped, and the bag was facing down, but a grain of cat food could not be poured out - it had been eaten by the black cat.

The moon: “...”

She even thought it was not surprising that if there was cat food in the cat food bag, it was estimated that the black cat could not throw away the cat food bag.

The black cat ate his little claws in horror and said, “You’re right, I’m suddenly finding myself less and less like myself!”I’ve done a lot of things that aren’t like me, and the scariest thing is that I’m going to have such strange thoughts!”

He hugged his head in horror and said, “What is it like, ‘You’ve got a cat for me, and you’re going to feed another cat?’”This idea is so strange!It's so weird!It’s worse than loving you!I thought I was your cat!What does that mean?Do I want to know you as the master?It's terrible!I didn’t feel anything when you came into contact with a man, but I got so angry when you went to feed another cat!Oh, hey!"

He lit his nails and caught the air.

Seeing this phenomenon, the moon is also shocked.

Meow, she had just cut her nails, how can she recover as before in a second?

Also, you can tear the air into strips, what is the principle?

Orz!

The black cat did not notice anything strange, and he continued to tuck his paws back into his mouth and bite them, saying in horror: "This is terrible, this is more terrible than love!"I want to be a human slave!No!The cat’s instinct is terrible!It makes me not like myself!I must quickly get out of this cat’s body and go back to my own body!”

He said, “Then go back.”

“The black cat looked at the moon.”

儔囧: “What’s wrong with me?”

The black cat held his claws and wailed to the sky: “No!This cat's body has my memory of the past five years, my memory has not been fully restored, and I must stay in this cat's body enough time to recover all the memories and then leave!That way, I’ll see if those guys owe me money in the past!”

The Moon: “Wait!Don't you say old zombies?When you think about it, you should pay them back – doesn’t that mean that the person who owes the money is not them, but you?If so, you might as well not want to.”

The black cat held his paw and indignantly said, “Do you think what they say must be true?”

The Moon: “Uh...”

Black Cat: “So I’m going to get my memories back!”

"You're really becoming less and less like yourself now, where in the past would you talk in this tone?"You’re talking like a play now, like a play.”

“Ah—”The black cat cried out bitterly, “No?”Didn’t I speak that way?”

The Black Line: “Not at all, okay?”

The Black Cat...

“Don’t you think you’ve been a cat for too long?”The moon said.

The black cat: “...

“...”

Oooh,

He turned back to people, sitting obediently, with a frightened look.

After a few more seconds of silence, Chen Xu blinked and said, "I became a cat after you pinch my back and neck."

"But I quickly released, and now there are ten minutes after it is loosened, and in these ten minutes, whether you become a man or a cat is entirely your will."I think you’re used to being a cat.”