A Carton of Milk
Chapter 11:A Carton of Milk
This kind of thing is like trousers, although you can't see it, but it really exists...
It turns out that the character or demon of the wild boar brother is really bad, although he himself is completely unaware, he is still fighting the chicken-blood-like war against the blind emperor, by the way, considering the happy life after the war - "Well, if the red sister and the flower girl are crying and crying to marry me... this, who should I marry?" 」
Well, aside from this guy's sad fate, I know that I am busy continuing to alchemy now, Chi sister squatting next to him, very magical from the bosom to take out a lot of materials, no matter how much is thrown into the pot.
“Are you not poor, where do you get so much material?”I know I’m a little surprised.
"It's just to store the material, that's why it's poor."The young man answered with a straight face.
Well, Xu knew very speechless scratching his head, simply did not ask, and continued to squat in the bushings.
I have to say that the speed of this rice cooker alchemy is simply a miracle, every half an hour there are a few dans fresh out of the pot, and even the bottom of the pot does not need to be washed, this is to let the normal alchemist see, minute to fill the mouth of blood, exhale a hundred times this is not scientific ah this is not scientific.
Also thanks to this high efficiency of alchemy, when those monsters were shot and flew by the blind, they would find that when they fell into the bush, they would find that the red sister had been excited to roll up her sleeves, and pulled out a few tuckeds of a dozen bucks, while not a good evil threat: "No love, no date, I am not interested in you, open your mouth, eat it!"
Well, the confused swallowed the drug, these originals themselves seriously injured suddenly found that there seemed to be a lot of abnormal changes, and this change also completely depends on the character, or the demon -
Some guys have a bean, suddenly increased five or six times the brute force, originally even a few hundred pounds of axe can not move, now can actually carry a large piece of granite, hard rushed up to the meat;
Some guys eat the medicine, suddenly can mouth to put the magma, originally a little magic do not understand, but now actually wave the claws, you can send out a few sparks of lightning, bombarded the demon and the surrounding monsters together smoke;
Of course, there are also bad things that go out without washing their hands, such as the vicious tiger demon, who has just swallowed a red dandruff into the stomach, suddenly bombarded, all burned from the inside to the outside, and cooked in seven minutes in the blink of an eye, and then a little egg and macaroni are perfect...
“It’s none of my business, it’s a matter of character!”Xu Zhiyi said with a straight hand, and then continued to be irresponsible alchemy, continue to throw irresponsible to them.
Facts have proved that most of the demon's products are still good, under this steady supply of medicine, a large group of people around the eyes of the demon is a burst of beating, all kinds of casualties, all kinds of injuries, all kinds of broken children's feet are beyond the legs, actually hard to pull back the war.
Half an hour later, the thorny centiped centiped ants of the king of the hundred eyes, finally the scarred and tucked on the ground, hundreds of foot blades were cut off, and the blood on the chest was spewing out like a spring of water...
“Fuss, assholes!”The anger was loud, the centipede suddenly swung, directly lifted the huge body, and the roaring hit the hard ground.
The golden light passed, and the huge centimetres disappeared on the ground, leaving only a deep hole.
The Dongming Mountain demons were speechless, full of strange faces, and the red sisters suddenly returned to God, almost subconsciously turning their heads and exclaimed: "Wait, the guy's goal is..."
Bounce!
The voice did not fall, the whole shrubbery suddenly fell apart, in the vacated soot fragments, the huge black centipede broke out of the ground, the huge body stood upright, and with the whistling wind, heavy hit to know!
Careful!The sisters and the demons cried out, but they were too late to rescue them.
Meow a Mimi, but I always pay attention to safety first, I know I was stunned for a few seconds, the first reaction is to grab the carry-on mouse, no matter how much to throw out first!
The golden light passed, the mouse king gently shook, directly entangled the thorny centipede, and then very skillfully tightened!
Blow, the huge centipede suddenly fell to the ground, but did not wait for it to break free, facing the face is hundreds of key bit whistling, like a rainstorm pear needle, bombarded it all over the Mars splash pain long roar.
“No, that’s right!”Blasted all over the body, the centipede was irritated and angry on the ground, and suddenly transformed into the image of the yellow robe of the prince of the hundred eyes, and broke free from the mouse line.
With a roar, this guy rushed to Xu Zhizhi, and before he was close, his face was full of ferocity and opened his mouth, and suddenly grabbed the robe and pulled it hard: "Fucky stuff!Dare to fuck in the back, the Lord will call you...”
I said, don't move and undress, okay?
He scratched his head without a word and took a carton of milk from his arms.
Am I still in the mood to drink?
A large group of monsters all looked stunned, and the red sister grabbed the silver-white spider silk and chased them from behind, trying to snatch away Xu Zhi before the attack of the blind.
But it was too late, in this moment, the blind man had been madly roaring into Xu Zhi, the body of the countless blood eyes, will burst out a strong dazzling light: "Go to death!Fuck, give it to me.”
Hmm!
The voice did not fall, Xu Zhihu suddenly pressed the milk carton, milky milk squirting out, like a cool fountain, all sprayed on the leopardy face of the blind.
"What..." only a cry in time, the milk-faced blind demon king so a tangle, the whole head in an instant directly petrified, even the neck can not turn.
In what the situation, the Chi sister and the Dongmingshan demon just arrived, and it was not surprising to see this strange change.
Before they could react, Xu knew that he had wiped his cold sweats and pressed the milk carton hard: “So, there is no need, it is good that our family has taken enough of the daily when we go out... poof!”
Then he shot out again with a milk, this time pouring his whole body.
The next moment, the poor blind demon king directly petrified, like a rough stone sculpture, standing still in place, but also maintain the exposed crazy posture of tearing the robe...
Stunned ah, the red sister and the Dongming mountain demons turned their heads together, looking at the carton of milk in Xu Zhihu's hand, suddenly couldn't help but hit a cold, red fever you are steaming ah, what is this thing, actually accompanied by petrochemical?
“Milk, what else?”Xu Zhi's innocent face raised the milk carton, "but, it is a three-deer card, with melamine, additional stone effect, long-term use can be sherrit Oh!"
The ghost knows what melamine is, but it sounds so powerful, and the Dongming Mountain demons collectively respect it.
That is, Xu Zhi was very proud to raise his chest: "If it hadn't been for cleaning up the house yesterday, I didn't think I would still have a box of expired three-deer milk, and this thing has actually become a Fa... Well, would you like to see this?" 」
Yes, thanks to his reminder, the red sister and the Dongming mountain demons finally came back to God, immediately flocked up like a swarm, holding the petro of the hundred-eyed demon king was a fat beat.
The poor blind devil, directly beaten to life can not take care of themselves: "Mix, fuck, you dare to be so disrespectful to the Buddha, and when the Lord knows, it will be, it will be..."
You will be a head, the red sister stepped on his chest, first took off his storage ring, and then pulled out a letter from the inside: "Well, let me see, what kind of way you are this guy, actually dare to run to our Dongmingshan to grab the land... uh, why, why do you look at me like this?" 」
On the contrary, on the contrary, Xu Zhi held out his hand without a word and pointed to the letter in her hand: "Well, don't tell me, in fact, you don't know the words..."
When he was said, the red-eyed sister suddenly flushed: "You, you care about me, even if I don't know the words, look at the handwriting of this letter, you can smell the smell of the conspiracy!"
Yes, yes, my sister, you are happy.
Xu Zhi took the letter from her hand and looked at it with a smile, but he couldn't help but be slightly surprised: "Well, this guy seems to be the rudder master of the double snake teaching, and what kind of god's orders, came to Dongmingshan to establish a rudder... Well, have you heard of the double snake religion?"
Never heard, a large group of monsters very neatly shaking their heads, the red sister does not care so much, directly tear the letter to shred, what double snakes teach, but it seems that this sect is rich in oil, actually to the district of a rudder master with five clouds car, 啕啕, that is to say...
Needless to say, a large group of monsters flashed green light, suddenly turned their heads very neatly, killing the blind man.
"What?"What do you want?”The blind man made a cold, subconsciously covered his chest, "No, don't mess around, the Buddha is... save, help!"
The voice did not fall, a large group of monsters had long been fierce and fierce rushed up, filled with dust, can only see dozens of claws hooves on the blinded demon king, the middle is mixed with all kinds of exciting strange calls -
“My, my, this guy’s robes are mine, no one is allowed to rob me!”
"The dust, I want that dust, it looks like a piece of magic, take it out and should be able to sell hundreds of spiritual stones!"
“Hey, these shoes are good, asshole, let go, you have your pants too!”
It was so terrible, Xu Zhiy could not bear to look at the side, subconsciously drank the milk, and suddenly felt that he must be far away from this group of animals...
Well, the red sister looked at him strangely: "That, you know, I remember you just said, your carton of milk can make people petrified, right?"
“So?”Xu knew unknown so touched his chin, looked at the three deer milk in his hand, and felt the light sweetness of his mouth, and then...
Then, in the strange silence, the little sister's slightly panicked exclamation, suddenly echoed over Dongming Mountain, and frightened a large group of birds and birds all flew away--
"Flower demon, flower demon, come here, the tongue seems to be... Ah, purple, hand, that milk can't drink!"
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