It is said that in the holy place of the people, the West Kunlun fu village palace, there are two ancient magic treasures, one is called purple gold gourd, one is called the goat fat jade bottle, as long as the name of who can suck in it...

It is said that no one has seen it with his own eyes, but in front of the Pansi Cave at this moment, the Chi sister and the Dongming Mountain demons have witnessed how the rice cooker that is usually used for alchemy became an electrical appliance called a microwave oven, and then took no effort to suck the demon king into it...

As Xu Zhihu turned the button to the high temperature, the temperature in the microwave oven was getting higher and higher, the white air continued to squirt like a wave, and then look at the cow demon king inside, the sound is getting smaller and smaller, and finally the sound is gone, but gradually there is a smell of roast sausage floating in the air.

In the strange silence, the pig just secretly looked at the eyes and was still adjusting the temperature, suddenly raised his hooves and lowered his voice: "Ah, you say, I know, will it be the second generation of the fairy of West Kunlun?"

“It’s possible, it’s possible, or how do you explain that device?”A large group of demons nodded thoughtfully, but turned their heads very neatly to look at the red sister.

“Hey, look what I’m doing?”My sister was seen in fear.

“What do you say?”A large group of monsters looked at each other, a black bear demon suddenly had a sad face, and burst into tears, "Oo, no God, no God, no God, no God, the second generation of the Kunlun Mountains, why should you run to our country of poverty, but also rob the goddess with us, unfair, this is not fair!"

Fair you ah, Chi sister can't help but look at it, but her heart can't help but mutter, knowing that it should not really come from West Kunlun, otherwise how to explain that he has so many tools.

Sure, a large group of monsters is very vicissitudes of speechless hope, the mind has come up with a classic plot - do not want to accept the family marriage away from home of the second generation, in the countryside encountered the family's poor spider spirit, just because in the crowd to see you, ah ah, this is the fate of the encounter, or the previous life is destined to meet at first sight...

Fly!The red sister took a very unwelcome fly of this group of guys, but suddenly remembered another thing, "Yes, you know, why did that stupid cow keep saying that you are not righteous?" 」

“Don’t mention it!”Xu Zhi was very speechless scratching his head, "I just didn't run to the mountain for a picnic, and then I met a few smelters taught by the double snake... Ah, yes, the cold beauty is still in the woods of the wilderness, who will run a trip to bring them?" 」

“I’ll go, I’ll go!”Hearing the three words of the beauty, the pig suddenly flashed green light, and immediately volunteered to take a few monsters to rush down the mountain.

Just a moment later, when he came back breathlessly, his face was strange: "It is strange, I searched the nearby wilderness forest, and I couldn't find the cool beauty and a few smelters, do you know if you are sure they were stuned?" 」

“What?“Did you wake up and run away?”Xu Zhi was slightly surprised, but did not care much about this, "Forget it, let them go, but then again, it seems that what kind of snakes behind the sister's madness, as if the force is still quite big?" 」

Afraid of what, the red sister and the Dongming mountain demons do not care, what two snakes teach the three snakes to teach, one we rob one, come to two we rob a pair.

Seriously, compared to this unrecognizable sect, the bull demon king in front of him is more worthy of attention... cough, what to do next, just look at this stupid cow being roasted?

“How do I know?”I know the same speechless scratching my head.

At this time, the high-temperature roaring microwave oven is still running automatically, the red light shines continuously slightly vibrating slightly, and I don't know what the poor bull demon king is doing inside, but judging from the rich aroma that pervades, this guy is at least seven mature, maybe...

“I’m hungry, are you going to eat?”The six of them suddenly took out the chopstick spoon and carefully tied the napkin.

“I fell!”He turned his head without a word and quickly took out a lot of snacks to feed the six snacks.

While they were feeding here, the red sister couldn't help but come forward, turned around the microwave a few times, and looked inside through the gap in the furnace: "Oh, it's strange, I just smelled the aroma of baking, why there is nothing in the stove now, I see a know..."

“Do you know?”Xu Zhiyin fed them snacks on the purple, and turned his head without a word, "Don't bother, this winter, where to know... I wipe!"

Suddenly he thought of something, his face suddenly changed, subconsciously rushed up, almost at the same time, the red sister also seemed to suddenly understand, suddenly jumped behind, two people suddenly hit together, came a very close hug.

But at this time, who cares what skin?

In an instant, I saw the know chirping, very difficult to get out of the crevice of the furnace, and then grab a large group of monsters rushed up, directly flying tens of meters high, followed by a long-singing black air outbreak.

The next moment, when the black air gradually dispersed, the rotten bull demon king finally appeared again, the trumpet was burned only a few small rags, even the chest can not stop, the meat exposed on the body is quickly cooked, the wind blows a strong meat incense, and then with a lot of eggs and a little pepper can be eaten.

“You are yours!”Looking at his own terrible situation, the bull demon king was full of blood and blood, and in an instant, he roared and roared, holding up the huge hooves with the thick trunks, and the vicious foot fell.

“Be careful!”The little sister spit out the spider silk in a hurry, and the situation caught up in the area.

Then he heard a roar, the dark bull's hooves that fell from the air suddenly soared dozens of times, like the mountains, trampling down the whole Dongming Mountain, and the trees of the mountain were broken.

The smoke billowed, and when the smoke was gone, the hole was in disrepair, the ground was broken like a cobweb, and hundreds of monsters were bombarded by this terrible aftershock, all of them could not be lifted out, and they could not climb up for half a day.

Without a stroke, the demon king of the bulls is condescending and killing, and the black air is wrapped around, and it will be vicious and vicious again: "You Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

“The demon king?”Suddenly I raised the rice cooker.

This cry seems to be with the power of the soul, the bull demon king almost blurted out, the swooping body forced to brake in the air, followed by the hard vacating, flying towards the distant howl: "seduce the motherfucker of the big sister, wash the old man and wait, today let you a horse!"

The sound of anger did not fall, his burly figure has turned into a black cyclone, the geese and snow disappeared in the sky, the cold wind whizzed by, and he could only vaguely hear his studs and roars, and still floated on the top of the Dongming Mountains.

"After three days, when the old man is well taken care of, he will be killed by the Weishan demon army, and then kill you an unrighteous bastard first, and then rob the red sister back as a 17-room lady!"

Bair!As if to prove this harsh statement, the towering snow peak in the distance was suddenly bombarded by the black cyclone!

In an instant, the snow peaks roared and oscillated, thick snow sputtered like a waterfall, and when the snow gradually dissipated, I saw that the whole snow peak was sloping and distorted, and the cliff was printed with a giant hooves of dozens of feet, and the blood was full of depth, and it could be clearly seen in dozens of miles.

At this moment, looking at the snow peak that seemed to collapse at any moment, there was a silent bird in front of the cross-wire hole, hundreds of monsters looked at each other with gloomy faces, and the atmosphere was dull to the extreme, and all fell into a strange silence.

You know, the stupid cow is already the peak of the people, looking at the whole Dongming Mountain can not find a rival opponent, coupled with him as a one-sided demon, there are thousands of vicious cattle like a wolf like a tiger, when the time is extremely vicious to kill...

Well, the atmosphere seems to be a little depressed, looking at the heavy expression of a large group of monsters, Xu Zhi can't help but cough a few words: "Cough, relax, in fact, as long as we..."

“Your father’s!”Before he could speak, the pig suddenly jumped up like a thunder, "the king of the bulls, great, how dare you hit our little sister's idea, when the old man is blind?" 」

“Oh?”I was surprised to see that the pace seemed wrong.

“What is wrong?”The pig just forked the thick waist, the direction of the bull demon king left the mouth and scolded, "The bastard, there is a kind of return now, first with your pig grandfather war 300 rounds... Red red you rest assured, there is my old pig, who wants to grab you back, first have to ask my nine-toothed nail rake again!"

That is, the voice did not fall, a large group of monsters all in a raging crowd, killing the slew of Qiqi patting his chest.

Looking at a Mimi, the head can be cut off, the red sister is the first beauty of our Dongmingshan, absolutely can not be robbed, the bull demon king, other small white faces, who dare to fight the idea of the red sister, Laozi minute by minute to chop him into fish fragrant meat silk.

“Why do you keep looking at me when you say this?”It is a very innocent look up to heaven.

Completely ignoring his protest, a large group of monsters actually did not retreat half, but they gathered in anger, grinding the axe, practicing demonic magic, greeting friends, in a mess, but also see the pig's strong spirit of the tug of the voice, greeting a few demon leaders next to him -

"Old Li, you go to the king of the green wolf in the royal house mountain, tell him to bring the horse, and the red sister will be robbed later!"

"No problem, I heard that the carp spirit in Dongming Lake near, seems to have been secretly in love with the red sister, last month also asked me to help write love letters, do you want to call him together?" 」

"Yes, there are also the black bear on the southern peak, the big snake on the north slope, the green lion king of Dongshangang, the shrimp general of the Jiuqu River... called, all called, we all set up a group together, I even thought of the name, I did the world of the city's red red defense team!"

Nima, is that okay?

Xu knew very speechless rubbing his cold sweat, and couldn't help but turn his head to look at the strange face of the red sister: "Well, then what, can I be curious to ask, sister, how many admirers do you have?" 」

“Uh...” The red sister’s face was strangely silent.

“Well, it’s inconvenient, when I don’t ask...”

“Don’t worry, don’t you see me counting?”

“Oh, hey!”