Legend has it that in a place called Beijing, the implementation of a terrible single and double travel system, a simple number plate, related to the survival of countless people, and even set off a bloody storm on the lake...

Well, I always thought it was just a legend until—

In the welcome hall of the phosphorus fire, accompanied by a sneer, dozens of yellow towels hitton, and before waiting for those frightened monsters to resist and escape, they directly followed the order of 15,2 vi6, and grabbed the unlucky guys of the double number and dragged out the skylight.

Unfortunately, the dog demon that was in the queue just before was a double number, this guy was dragged out by a few yellow towels like a wolf, and could only scream in tears: "No, no, no, I am a single number, I am really a single number, I am really a single number, blame the little white face behind me to change a seat..."

“Dude, be sure to go!”He was very happy to wipe the cold sweat, and the heart cut in the line will indeed be retribution.

Less than a moment, the number of people in the welcome hall was half, the remaining monsters looked at each other, all holding their breath, God knows what will happen next, in case the mother suddenly said: "Come, now we calculate in a new way, all the number plate can be divided by the guy..."

Thankfully, that awful thing didn’t happen!

Just a few seconds later, those yellow scarfs returned to their place, raised the gong again, and drank without expression: "Silence, all quiet, welcome your mother to come!"

The sound of drinking echoed in the air, gently swaying behind the beads, and suddenly there was a moving sound of clicking!

I don't know when, a cold wind happened to whistle from the hole, more than a dozen monsters only feel creepy, quickly look up respectfully up their chests, even know the subconscious eyes, watching the pearl curtain is gently lifted, and then a bed...Wait a minute, a bed?

Yes, it is a bed, and it is a bed that can walk on its own!

Clicking, clicking, with a rhythm full of clattering, this pink goose feathered bed, so walk on the four wooden bed legs, all the way to the trot rushed into the welcome hall, as if trained many times, it actually ran smoothly and unticked, afraid of being surprised at the soft bed on the mother...

“For the first time in my life, did someone come out and bring their own bed?”He looked up, but he could not help looking up at the man on the bed—

Lazy leaning on the soft pillow of the mature beauty, with enough to reverse the beauty of all sentient beings, black hair like a waterfall pouring down, free sprinkled on the pink sheet, slightly squinting Dan Feng Ming eyes, seems not yet fully awake, idly loose half-open half-closing...

Of course, this is not the point, the point is that this kind of hairdresser with the style of the royal sister, actually did not have a grooming dress, so cozyly snuggled on the bed, with a thin silk quilt, revealing a white fragrant shoulder and delicate collarbone, and there is a tray full of small pastries next to the pillow, and the pie is full of a large sheet.

I fork, this is the Shishi Maiden, this is the so-called mighty Shishi Maiden?

Xu knows that the whole person is petrified, I know that big people usually have money and waywardness, just like Bill cover will wear jeans to go to a high-end business banquet, but the problem is that the problem is that the sister is too capricious, actually directly in bed covered with a quilt to run out to see customers, and has been clattering bite of the little pie...

Crying, clicking, talking, the mother ate a small pie, finally satisfied with the licking of the peach corner, with her lazy upper body, the smooth silk brocade was suddenly slipping slightly, revealing the heart-warming white skin, and even watching the spring will be spring spring leakage...

Indecently, I just feel that the heart beats faster, hurry and a dozen monsters look at the nose and nose, so what, in this case, should we expect the quilt to slide down, slide down, or slide down?

Fortunately, in the next moment, the leader of the yellow scarf next to him could not see it at last, and his face was full of strange low voice: "Cough, mother, please pay attention to a little, pay attention to the image..."

“The image?“Do you talk about the image of the palace?”The original lazy Shishi Maiden, suddenly like a Persian cat who was trampled on its tail, screamed in anger, "The bastard, the palace is trapped in this hole and dare not go out, a full 365 years and eight months and three days, you actually want the palace to pay attention to the image?"

heck!

In an instant, with her sharp roar, countless lightning bolts suddenly formed around the bed, like a storm, hissing shone viciously bombarded down, covering the entire welcome hall.

Bombarding, bombardment, hard stone table, white bone Mori's walls, all in this indiscriminate bombardment under the fragmentation, even before it can be reduced to fragments, was directly swallowed by the lightning storm, in a blink of an eye to dissipate into smoke.

What situation?Nima, what is this?

The dozen monsters present all crouched with their heads, trembling and dare not move, Xu knew that it was lucky, just found a corner to hide inside, and then watched countless lightning whizzes through the front.

“No, not at all.”The bear demon next to him was pale, “Wait, is that rumor true?”

“What rumors?”I was surprised.

“You, don’t you know?”The bear demon looked at him strangely, and lowered his voice, "I heard that Shishi Maiden had not known the reason, and once went into the fire and caused schizophrenia, so that now she will be moody, and even I can't control my emotions."

“Oh, isn’t it?”Xu knew that he could not help but be confused, and I said it, it is no wonder that the mother-in-law looks very powerful, at least it is also a high-level cultivation of the prefetency to deter Dongjiang, but has been staying in the white bone hole and not going out, it is estimated that she is afraid of herself going out suddenly to commit snakes, and then... be careful!

The voice did not fall, a lightning suddenly fell from the sky, wiped his nose hard and fell, directly bombarded the bear demon with a cigarette above his head!

Fortunately, in the next moment, in this indiscriminate lightning strike, the leader of the yellow scarf finally struggled to get up, trembling and taking out a red medicine, and took the risk of stifling to the mouth of Shishi Mai: "Mother, it is time to take medicine!"

"Eh..." the entrance of the drug is instant, the original face full of vicious Shishi Mai, suddenly the shoulder slightly trembling, very blank sitting back to the bed.

In an instant, the countless lightning bolts in the living room dissipated out of thin air, as if they had never appeared.

In the strange silence, the mother's eyes sat for a moment, like a long sigh of relief, and when she turned her head again to look at the trembling monsters, she suddenly showed a smiley expression: "I'm sorry, sorry, I'm sorry, this palace can't control my emotions, didn't hurt you?"

“What do you say?”Dozens of monsters burst into tears, watching their black bodies still smoking.

"Cough, it's just a small accident."Shishi Maiden was full of awkwardly coughing a few times, casually picked up a small pie to change the topic: "Well, turn to the truth, so, you... you all come to ask for help in this palace?" 」

What the situation, just full of guilt and cute, when she said the last sentence, suddenly and killed like a frost, and even there were countless lightning hishings behind him.

No matter what, come on?

Dozens of monsters secretly cried themselves, watching the mother and snakes disease again, quickly rubbing cold sweats and nodding their heads, and the clever point was even more hurried to offer valuable gifts.

"It's funny, a little thing in the district, I want to change the palace to help?"Shishi mother snorted coldly, squinting in the phoenix shining cold light, "or, since you come to the palace for help, then you should know the rules of the palace, simply put, the palace helpers never care whether he has money, anyway, he does not have money in the palace, but..."

Understand, understand, fully understand, dozens of monsters quickly nod their heads.

Who knows that the sluggish lady is in a mood, everything depends on the mood, when the mood is simply a helpful red scarf; when the mood is not good, those unlucky guys outside who are borrowed by the grass boat are proof, but the problem now is... uh, dare to ask the mother, are you in a good mood now or not?

“Not good, very bad!”Shirst answered without expression.

However, just before the creep of a group of monsters, she suddenly smiled and raised her lips: "But the palace is willing to give you a chance, so to speak, in a quarter of an hour, who can make the house's mood better, this palace will grant him a request..."

“Oh?”Dozens of demons looked at each other, and for a moment they didn’t know what to say.

“Time is limited.”Shishi Maiden slightly squinted Dan Feng's eyes, although it seemed very calm, but behind it there seemed to be countless thunders shining, "I count to three, if no one is willing to try, then..."

“I come!I'll come!"In the strange silence, a bear demon finally couldn't withstand the pressure and dared to jump out, "Mother, small willingness to dare to try, then what, a few days ago I heard a joke, said there is only a fox to ask two monsters, who can travel the whole Kunwu back first, she promised to marry whom, and then..."

No need then, Shishi mother only listened for a few seconds, and her face was expressionless waving: "Toad out, grass boat to borrow arrows!"

Very good and powerful, a few yellow scarf hydrants immediately rushed up, directly dragged out the unlucky bear demon, only a few seconds later, the hole came from the hole was a roar of arrows, followed by a scream...

The tears were full, and the remaining monsters were all in tears, but at this time, the Shishi Maiden had reached out her finger again and pointed to the horse demon on the east side of the bed: "Well, to you!"

There is no heaven, no heaven, the poor horse demon is trembling, even the words can not say clearly: "Mother, mother, small, small will not tell jokes, or no, no, small to give you a jump..."

“Drag out, grass boat borrowing arrows... the next one!”

“Well, I’ve seen my mother, I’ve learned a folk song before, or...”

“Drag out, grass boat borrowing arrows... the next one!”

"Oh, mother, little really will not do anything, it will become a trick..."

“Drag out, grass boat... forget it, don’t waste the arrows, just kill it!”

So, did not wait for half an hour, the hall of the monster has only five or six, Shishi Mai is very irritable biting the little pie, again reached out and pointed: "boring guy, there is no one who can make this palace happy... you!For you!"

The voice is not down, all the monsters are very neatly step back, only to leave the knowledge in the front!

Feed, do you want to be so unrighteous, and you know that you are not saying a word: “Wait, me?”

“That’s right, it’s you!”Shishi mother snuggled on the soft pillow, slightly squinting in the phoenix shining with a dangerous light, "Hold the time, the palace counts to ten, if ten can not make the palace feel better ... one, two, three, four, five..."

Khan, Xu knows very speechless left and right, only feel that the heartbeat is constantly accelerating, don't make a noise, what can I do, sing without holding hands, dance has never practiced, the trick is not, even if it is a passage through the front, it must also be...

"Seven, eight, nine..." moment, Shishi Mai has been counting to nine, "the time is coming, come, give me drag this guy..."

“Slow down!”In the critical moment, I saw a large group of yellow scarf lilies rushing over, and I knew that I was suddenly blessed to the heart.

Crater, a large group of yellow scarf force suddenly came to a sharp brake, even Shishi Mai also thoughtfully opened the phoenix.

At this moment, in the curious eyes of everyone, Xu knew that he quickly solved the mountain bag, and reached out in it for half a day, and finally sighed with strange faces -

“Well, I don’t know, but that’s it!”