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Chapter 3:Turns Out I'm Not Handsome

Shortly after I was born, my parents died because of an “accident.”What an accident, but no one knows, including the grandfather who raised me.

In the drawer of my room lay a ring, which Grandpa said was a relic from my father, and there was no other message.

I don't know why my father gave me such a relic, is this an heirloom?Or... what else?

But my instincts told myself that the ring must be related to the cause of death of the parents.

So I flipped through the books, checked the Internet, and the end result was nothing, the ring was a mystery, and the death of my parents was a mystery...

I am a zombie, but not a complete zombie.

Because my father is a zombie, my mother is a human being, so I am an incomplete zombie and incomplete human.

To be a zombie is naturally to suck blood, non-bloodless zombies are not a good zombie, non-bloodless zombies can only become "dead bodies."

But because of my special physique, my grandfather gave me a special prescription of medicine, as long as I take once in seven days, I can not suck blood or bite.And you can eat soup like ordinary humans and grow fat.

The reason why this medicine is so magical is not that ordinary pharmacies can make it.

My grandfather can make this medicine, naturally, is not an ordinary person.

He is a priest, a mountaineer.

When my parents died, my grandfather raised me.

Grandpa's law is very high, at least after I entered this "circle", I understand how powerful he is.

Unfortunately, he has a strong Taoist art, but there is no one around.

His mother was his only heir, but she was dead.

And I... a zombie to learn Tao?I really want more.

In short, he often suffered from this matter, and I know that he has not had a good time in these years, especially after the death of his grandmother.

"Zeng Jian, although you are a zombie, but Grandpa wants you to be an upright zombie, not suck blood, do not bite people, do not fight, do not curse, respect the elderly and love young, honor the grandfather, study well, every day up, not lazy, not anxious, no..."

Although Grandpa is a Taoist, he naturally does not hurt his grandson, and he will not let others hurt his grandson.So he often taught me that to live in this world as an ordinary person, only low-key can live longer.

"But Grandpa... the old king next door said I was ugly, I wanted to bite him!"

“Hang on!You are the invert!People just say that you are ugly and you are going to bite him, how can such a heart become a good zombie, how to become a moral zombie?And... you're really ugly."

“...”

"This can't blame me, can't blame your mother, you can only blame your father, your father is too big, so..."

“Dad, I won’t let you say that to my father!”

“What’s wrong with your father?”He was ugly!Otherwise, my daughter is so beautiful, how can you give birth to this ugly doll?”

“...”

At this time, I always rush to the toilet and then look in the mirror.

“That’s great, what’s so ugly?”Grandpa lied to me, didn’t you?Are you lying to me?”

“Hm!It doesn't stink!You live in your own world.”

Look at it!Look at it!In the school, my classmates said that I was ugly, relatives said that I was "lucky" when I went to visit relatives, and when I confessed, several girls said that I was "good" and that I was also a good person of the abstract.Even my grandfather said his grandson looked ugly.This sinful world, this cruel human nature.

My tears are shining in the mirror over and over again, and I keep asking myself... Am I really handsome?

The answer is no!

Of course I am handsome!It depends on whose eyes.

It is said that the swan has shit in the eyes of the swan, and the toad has shit in the eyes.

In the past, I had only been a group of toads, and only the eyes of swans were the most accurate.

Who is Swan?The swan is Zhou Chuchu, and Zhou Chuchu is a well-deserved swan.

It was so big, the first time I had ever seen such a beautiful woman.Growing up, I was the first time I had met a woman who could stare at me for more than 30 seconds and not vomited.

I know I have to give her a chance, I have to give her a chance, a chance to be in her own right.As for whether she can hold it, she can only look at fate and look at my mood.

Who makes us feel good?Being handsome is self-righteous.

But...I didn’t think about it!I can't believe it!

She is a priest!

A Zombie's Enemies - Taoist!

It's not fair, God's playful...

I feel sorry for myself at the same time that I also think of a problem.

If Zhou Chuchu, like the Taoists I met before, wants to kill me quickly, then do I want to bite her?

How sad it is that such a beautiful thing to be bitten by me, the most important thing is that she is still my fan.

But when this fan is a police officer and the idol is a robber, the police seem to kill the robbers, right?After all, that’s her job.

But I can't stand still and let her kill because it's her duty.

"A lot of things to think too much will only increase the trouble, can't think of it, life is alive and well on the line."

This is what my grandfather said to me, he does not care if his grandson is a zombie, he only needs his grandson to live in peace, that is enough.

My parents died, my grandfather was my only relative, his words, of course, I want to listen.He wants me to live, of course I want to be alive.And to live well, to live freely.

So those Daoists who chased me and killed my mages have not yet come back...

If you want me, I will kill you!

If you send me down, I will kill you!

I don't care what kind of celestial cycle, I don't care what kind of right and evil is not in it, I just want to live simply, I just want to live simply like humans.

I will not kill you or suck your blood.Why did you kill me, why did you have my blood?

...

I punched the black figure who wanted to attack her, and she turned her head and saw me turn into a zombie.

Dead silence... at this moment my heart suddenly calmed down.

If there are some things you can’t hide from, then face it.It is a cycle of chasing and fighting...

"Don't tell me your eyes are so red, because you're sick."The voice of Zhou Chuchu was very cold, just like the Taoists I had met before.

I smiled bitterly, “Sometimes, I also hope that this is a disease, at least only human beings will get sick.”And I... will never.

You will get sick too.”My eyes are staring at me.

“What disease?”I have some doubts.

“Madness, bite of man’s madness.”He said in a word.

"Is it?"What if I say I’ve never bitten someone?”I looked at Zhou Chuchu and said.

"I don't believe it!As long as it's a zombie, it's going to bite."Zhou Chu Chu said firmly in a tone.

“So... you wouldn’t believe anything I said?”I touched my nose and said something.

“Yes.My job is to catch the devil.If I believed in ghosts, I wouldn't have lived to this day."

"Well, I understand you."I nodded, “But I have a question for you?”Can you answer me seriously?”

Zhou Chuchu did not expect me to suddenly become serious, and nodded involuntarily: "You said."

“You’ve been staring at me in the car... why?”I hesitated and asked the question with a gritted tooth.

“Because of this.”Zhou Chuchu pulled out a gossip compass and said lightly, "This thing can detect the existence of non-humans, when you appear, it has been turning around, so I suspected you very early."

“...”

"But I am surprised that although the gossip compass has judged your identity, I have not smelled your body."This is so strange.So I kept secretly watching you, wondering if you were a man or a ghost."He looked at me and said.

“So... you’re staring at me, not because I’m... because I’m handsome?”I couldn’t believe my ears, the news was a blast.

“How is it possible?”Zhou Chu Chu stared at me with big eyes, "If you are not afraid of the wrong good people, I will not stare at you for so long, you don't know, I almost vomited when I stare at you..."

When I heard the words, I was full of anger.This woman... this woman...

Why so direct?

“It smells eight!The old man killed you!”I can say you’re going to take me, but how can you say I’m ugly like everyone else?

As I scolded, my teeth grinned and jumped to Zhou Chuchu...

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