Snow White and the Seven Avatars
Chapter 827:Snow White and the Seven Avatars
Outside, the snow is flying, the snow is like goose feathers, like willow, like the seeds of dandelions, floating and falling down...
The snowflakes, like the flowers of the heavenly woman, endlessly falling from the depths of the sky; and like the fairy wearing a white dress, with a beautiful dance posture to all the creatures.The snowflakes are getting denser and denser, endlessly scattered in the sky, and the community is filled with countless flower-like six-cornered elves, which quietly moisturize everything and dress the campus with a slim magic wand.
Today is the 30th year, although the cold outside, but the home is unusually warm.
In the air-conditioned living room, I sat on the soft sofa, holding a copy of the "receiver" novel in my hand, and watched slowly.
"This book is really bad, the plot is childish and pompous, the dialogue is empty and rigid, the most hateful thing is, he gave me the number of words!"A three-thousand-word chapter, hard to fucking water two thousand words of the scenery description...Fuck, this is all over, the eyes are about to end, buried some pits in front, actually a lot of not filled in, really irresponsible guy!Alas, this year, really anyone can write a book, this kind of uncultured guy, why not wash the toilet?"I left my mouth and said disdainfully.
"Well, you're right, it's not easy for people to write a book, so don't complain."
Over the kitchen, there was a silver bell.
Then, a beautiful young woman came out, she has a good body, a beautiful hair slightly flying, a pair of eyes like a gemstone, a very bright nose, jade slightly red, delicate lips, white as snowy crystalline, like jade-like snow skin beautiful, gentle.
She put a plate of dishes in her hand, put it on the dining table in the living room, and said with a smile, "Eat."
I smiled and nodded, put down the book in my hand, and went to her side and kissed her on the face that could be broken.
The young woman looked red and said, “No!The kids are still here!”
I laughed and said, "I'm afraid of what, the child is only a few months old, and he can't understand this."
After saying this, I went straight to a stroller at the table and smiled and said, “Baby, you said I was right?”
“Oh, that shit!You are so old and ashamed, how can you do such a shameless thing?”
I scratched my head and looked at the TV next to my eyes.
Is the TV not on?Where did this sound come from?
“Shut up, I’m talking!”
A small head suddenly appeared in front of me, with a strange smile on his face, and looked at me with a squinting cry.
I rolled my eyes and my body trembled like an electric shock.
This guy... isn’t this guy my son?
He was only five months old, so how did he speak?
And how can this dog stand up?
I looked down and the piss went away.
I saw this boy's feet like an octopus, the old elder, who has been stretched on the ground, and what is even more terrible is that on his white and tender thighs, he actually has long feet.
Feet hair...foot hair...
My ass slumped on the ground, looking in horror at the terrible monster above, sweat falling from the big body like a pearl.
“Husband, what happened to you?”
He walked to my side with concern and asked incredulously.
“There are ghosts... our children are ghosts!”I was scared and I was speechless.
Zhou Chu Chu was stunned, then laughed and laughed: “What are you talking about, how can our children be ghosts?”Come on, I've prepared a great dinner for you."
She said, pulling me up.
My legs were still trembling, but the ghost baby was gone, and I looked at the stroller next to my eyes, and the baby inside was sleeping quietly, and the long eyelashes were swinging up and down with the breath.
I was relieved and thought to myself that I had seen too much of the morse, so I had hallucinations?
Come to the table, I sat in the position ass, Zhou Chuchu served me a bowl of soup, put in front of me gently said: "Dear, hurry to take a drink while it is hot, you can make up!"
I nodded my head and put a spoon in my mouth.
Hmoo –
A strong smell of blood, instantly filled my throat, I couldn't help but spit it out, and then look at the bowl, a bloody arm actually drifted inside.
I jumped out of my seat and saw that my surroundings didn’t know when it had changed.
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A big line, from a man wearing glasses in the mouth of the smooth read out, and then I found myself actually standing on the stage inexplicably, holding a microphone in hand.On all sides, there is a black pressure crowd, their hands raised fluorescent sticks, eye-catching banners, wrote: Zeng sword fuel, singing god is you!
When I saw the three referees directly above me, with my back to the three judges sitting in the rotating chair, I understood in an instant...
I’m in a damn good voice in China.
So this one-slip-sliping man with glasses is less Hua?
Ringing the bell when...
At this time, the sound came from the sound of intense music, and as the rhythm sounded, my body also unconsciously swung up.
This is a somewhat strange, melodic feeling of very strong music, the sound is endless, ghosts and gods unpredictable, listen to me is boiling blood, can not help but pick up the microphone, high singing -
"Ah ~ robe, oh ~ robe, oh pear, a knife, a big knife, a big knife, a big knife, a big knife, ah, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ah, ah, a bitch, ah, a big knife, ah, a big knife, a big knife, ah, a big knife, ah, a big knife, ah, a big knife, ah, a big knife, ah, a big knife, ah, ah, ah, a big knife, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, a big knife, ah, a big knife, ah, a big knife, ah, a big knife, ah, ah, a big knife, ah, a big knife, a big knife, ah, a big knife, ah, a big knife, a big knife, a big knife, ah,Catch caught catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch
庪庪啪啪
A song of Gong Linlin's "singing" was half-sung, and the thunderous clapping and cheering sounded, which came and went in the crowd under the stage.
I took a deep breath and sang it harder.
Three of my mentors, with their backs, seemed to be infected by my magical voice, and when I sang "Aza, you stay" again, the three men's hands simultaneously slap the button, and then turned all over.
At this moment, the applause is even more enthusiastic, and the cheering is even more than this one.
I was moved in my heart, just as I was about to continue to show my voice, but I found that the three teachers actually changed their faces, and then silently turned around from the chair.
The groaning!What is this?
Why did they turn around again?
I was angry, threw away the microphone and stopped singing, wanted to find their theory, one of the female mentors with a back to me and shouted: "Don't come here!Don't let him come!"
A group of security guards rushed to the stage to stop me, I was very angry, I was preparing to say something, suddenly found their faces showed a huge fear, scared hissing, one by one to escape under the stage, mouth shouted what "too ugly", "how can you be so ugly", "scared to death" and the like, two escapes are not timely, just hit me, looked at me directly fainted, mouth foam, unconscious.
I was angry, I felt that my self-esteem was insulted, so I ignored the teacher's obstruction, and I had to rush to their position.
“Stand still!”
A male teacher suddenly raised his hand and shouted.
I stood there and asked him what was wrong?
I heard the male teacher making a heavy breath there, and after half annoyance, he asked me.
“What is your dream?”
I was shocked and couldn’t speak for half a day...
What is my dream?What is my dream?
I came here to participate in a good voice, of course, to become a singer, famous!
Isn’t that my dream?
However, I heard myself say, "My dream is to live an ordinary life, in a house that is not luxurious, have a child or two, live with a wife, and live an old life with a son."
庪庪啪啪
A female teacher raised her hand and said excitedly, “Too moved, too moved!”
“Oh, that’s good!Your dreams are good! ^_^Your song is good too!That's good!Oh yeah...” Another Taiwanese male mentor also raised his hand.
At this moment, I burst into tears and choked, “Thank you for the praise of the three teachers, can I come here?”
"No!" cried the three men, almost at the same time.
“Why?”I'm confused.
“Because... because behind you...” the female teacher said tremblingly.
“The back of me?”
I turned my head blankly, and then I saw the most terrifying scene of my life.
This is a woman, a very ugly woman!
Luo Yufeng, Feng sister!
She looked at me with a slobby and said excitedly, “I’m going to marry you!”
My overnight meal almost spat out and quivered, “Why...why?”
“Because you’re the first person I’ve ever felt flowers planted in cow dung!”
“...”
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