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Chapter 1:Nine Lives of a Benevolent Person

The narrow and long Naho bridge, across the Forgotten River, leading to the depth of the clouds.The dusty ghosts whimpered and drank a bowl of Mengfu soup and set foot on an unpredictable path to life.

Deep in the cloud, there is an invisible suction, once the ghost steps on the bridge, there is no longer the possibility of turning back, can only float forward, like the moth of fire.

At this time, there was a very arrogant voice shouting: "I complain!"I have to complain!”

With the sound, a very handsome young man came over from the opposite side of the bridge, his hair was blazing, he looked neat and shiny, wearing a white suit with many photos, which looked like a singer who had just walked off the stage.

“Oh!”A bowl of richly scented Meng-bama soup fell to the ground, and the wrinkles piled up on the ravine on her mother-in-law's face seemed deeper, and she murmured: "The ninth time, the ninth time, this scourge is back."

The star-like ghost, followed by a pair of bull-headed horse faces, the eyes of the bull's head stared at the limit of the bull's eye, but the face of the horse was pulled longer than the donkey's face, just because Zheng Shaopeng, who was designated as a refusal to travel and exchange by them, came back.

His nine deaths and eight reincarnations began when he fell on the cable car to Nancang Mountain, and his yang life increased by three years because he had a three-year-old girl who had accumulated Yinde before falling.But the unlucky bull-headed horse rushed back to the feast of the city-ghosted by the old man, and did not wait until he fell down the mountain to hook his soul.

When they woke up from the drunk and found that the wrong person was detained, Zheng Shaopeng's body in the sun had been cremated, and in order to avoid responsibility, they had to buy Tong Cui Judge to return him to the sun, so that he could borrow the body to return to the sun, and ran out of life for the past three years.

He died eight times in a year, not once more than two months.It was good to say that Cui Judge was very good to him, and the first time sent him to devote himself to a Wenzhou rich man who had just drowned.The rich man opened four clothing companies, with a family of 300 million, 68 years old this year, but his wife is only 28 years old, three like jade lovers younger, the youngest is only 18 years old, enough to stand up for him?

The problem was... the rich man had drowned not in the river, nor in the sea, but in the bathtub, drowned in the bath, drowned alive by his beautiful wife, who was bathing.

Looking in the air waiting for the possessed Zheng Shaopeng's creepy, so after he cried and was so reluctant to be pushed into the body of the billionaire who had just drowned by the cow's head, he really could not enjoy this blessing.

In two weeks, he learned about the operation and condition of the whole company, and then transferred a third of his fortune to the rich man's dross wife and two abandoned sons, and the rest tried to donate.

A month later, obviously seeing that he was dead and alive, and looked at her all day with a strange look, directly frightened her crazy beautiful wife, with a fruit knife, constantly stashing him with a fruit knife, waiting for the bull's head to smell the news, but also think that the thousands of holes in the body to let him attached to the resurrection is a little disgusting, so he had to take him back to the earth.

Zheng Shaopeng certainly would not say that he was the old man's hard place was already soft, but the soft place was all hard, so he was willing to die, so the judge racked his brain and sent him to a deputy mayor who had just died.

The deputy mayor is only 48 years old, is a rich old man, he lives in the high ward, full of pipes, and just in the hospital when the car water and horses are the scene, since the attending doctor told the organization to prepare for him to open a memorial service has become a monek.

Zheng Shaopeng did not think of being such a big official, but he really wanted to do something, but he really couldn't bear to have a woman who was about to catch up with his mother's age as a wife.

So he spent all day in the hospital, just refused to go home, when he found that the deputy mayor was actually one of a group of corrupt people, this was greatly relieved.

He collected a bunch of evidence and sent it to the Provincial Commission for Discipline Inspection, so when the organization of the case was strictly investigated, he was honored and actively killed by the original accomplices.

There is no perfect person, Zheng Shaopeng can only sigh so sigh, why is there no young gold, handsome, handsome, windy, jade tree windy grandiose son?

In fact, it is not no, but the young people who meet these conditions are physically better, eat it, and he wants to have to wait.

It is difficult to let him be attached to a handsome and handsome red singer for the eighth time, which is his wish, and it should stay well enough for these two years of life.

Unexpectedly, he could not imagine... he actually died and came back, not to mention the poor Judge Cui, even the bull-headed horse was almost mad.

Zheng Shaopeng was greatly relieved, when he was possessed by this famous singer who had just died due to illness, he was horrified to find that this young man who had caused countless girls to be crazy for was actually a homosexual, and the kind that played the number zero.

The two burly young men who danced for him often harassed him, and when he refused to approach, the grudgey eyes made his scalp explode, this kind of remnant willow body... I am a seven-foot-foot-class man, starved to death, big lost!

Zheng Shaopeng thought sadly and indignantly, so... when the company arranged for him to go to the mainland to participate in the disaster relief performance, the famous star "accidental" fell off the stage, and the back of the head was on a popcorn-sized stone, so a wisp of incense and gloomy grievances came straight to the earth.

There was a quiet, half-human-high instrument on the dark temple, and the half-man high instrument was on the table of the eight immortals, but he did not see the judge of Cui.The cow looked around in amazement and walked over to the table.

The antique table was equipped with a display similar to a human computer, and the table was half-sectioned, and it seemed that someone was drilling under the table.

The bull-headed ghost stepped forward and cried carefully, “Sir, what are you doing under the table?”

Judge Cui climbed out from under the table, wearing a red ancient robe, two peach-leaf-like yarn wings on the yarn hat, a little like the seven-pin-known county on the stage, eight-character eyebrows, small eyes, and a small crumpled face that looked like a bun.

The old man saw them and sighed with a sad face: "Alas!It is not this "past-for-the-skin" system, since it has been used, the efficiency of the land has increased, but it takes a few months to reinstall, and the adult is now able to skillfully operate every installation step with his eyes closed.

What is worse is that the system is really dead, fake death, automatic restart, the problem is constant, I heard that the reincarnation hall Zhang Hong Judge there, a lot of ghosts use the system loopholes to travel through time and space to go to the ancients as a breeding horse, these people say that people go to the high places, they did not do anything bad in their previous lives, how to rush into the animal road?How hard it is to be a horse, I can't think of it.

The bull-headed ghost grinned, wanting to laugh and hold back: "Calculate, the old man is old, I don't know what kind of horse is extenuating, it's not good to talk to him about this", so he opened the topic and asked: "What's wrong with the system, do you want a little god to help you repair it?" 」

Judge Cui shook his head: "This time there is not much trouble, that is, after starting the hard disk light flashed for half an hour before allowing the adult to operate, and waiting for the adult to straighten and fall asleep."

Ma Nianbo muttered: "Our listening to the domestic operating system is very good, why should you ask a foreign city to design, I heard that Yan Jun and the Western Yanjun Road Xifa His Majesty is negotiating, to send the original designer Biergaiwa as soon as possible to upgrade the operating system."

Judge Cui shook his head: "No way, I heard that the city to the world's vacation, life and death book without his name, the holiday is not over, no one can find him, now have to be so stiff, right, you don't apply for a vacation, what to do?" 」. .

The cow head laughed twice and said, "Adult, that... the guy who did not want to live died and came back, and he only died a year after three years, he died nine times, you can always think of a way, walk more and more to meet Yan Luo, if you are known by Yan Jun, it will be terrible."

Cui Judge listened to the face of the skin twitching, quickly lying in front of the computer to crack a mess, and then opened his eyes to the screen for silent silence, the horse can not help but nervous, hurriedly put his donkey face over and said: "What's the matter, what's the situation?"

Judge Cui said, "No situation, my computer should be reinstalled again, the system waste is too much, this is a dead processor, running very slow!". .

The cow listened and touched the horn without speaking.

After waiting for a half-sin, Judge Cui's face suddenly changed and became pale, and if he had not been wearing the red robe, the bull's face must have thought that he was a ghost prisoner who had escaped from prison, and had to take him back.

The bull's head was not moved, "What's the matter, adults, is the system too much garbage to run to death?"

Judge Cui trembled and pointed to the screen and said sadly: "It's over, fork in the skin, this is really forking, alas!"I knew that it was better to report to Yan Jun directly at the beginning, saying that you violated the operation and mistook the soul, and the old man was wrong again and again in order to help you plug this leak, which could be miserable!"

The horse spewed a nose, hate and hate: "What's so bad, isn't it just running back eight times a year?"It's not too much for two years to run back sixteen times, and I've lost my mind to see who I've depended on."

Judge Cui cried and said, "Neither, look, and the time you were wrongly detained, he has died nine times, each time because of doing good, so...", Chief Cui took a breath and gritted his teeth: "He is now a good man of the ninth world."

“Nine good people?What does that mean?”The bull's head asked in puzzled, the judge's words are too profound, it is really a little confused.

Judge Cui shiled, “If you send him back to the sun now and die for doing good deeds, then he is the tenth good man, and he is born and reincarnated.”

The cow’s head puzzled: “The Ten Good People?Jumping the dead?What do you mean?”

Judge Cui once patted his thighs and said, “That is to say, he has become a Buddha.”

The cow-headed horse opened its mouth together and couldn't believe it: "No... isn't it?Where is it so easy to become a Buddha?”

Judge Cui laughed bitterly and twice said, "Sometimes the Buddha also talked about the opportunity, Guanyin Bodhisattva is because the Buddha preached the day when the disciples became Buddhas, the world coincided with the great difficulty, and the bodhisattva said: 'All sentient beings do not go out, swear not to Buddha!', and the result missed the opportunity, although she is still above the Buddhas, and she must not be called Buddha."

Manchurian listened and said, “Bodhisattva is kind, no wonder the world is called great mercy and compassion.”The earthly Tibetan king Bodhisattva said, “Hell is not empty, and he will not become a Buddha!”, like Guan Shi Yin Bodhisattva, although he did not become a Buddha, in my heart, he was the true Buddha.

Cui Judge sighed, “The great mercy and compassion will not save you and me today, but because of the wind and the sun, the hearts of the people are not ancient, the Buddha is the right man, and three hundred years ago he made a grand oath on the mountain, if mortals can insist on doing good deeds in the tenth world, they will become a Buddha on the ground.”If he were to do good and die last time, he would become a Buddha, and the Buddha would have great power and must be able to see through the secrets of it, and then he would not have missed the trap.”

The cow-headed horse listened and couldn't help but be stunned and said, "This... how is this good?"This goddamn scoupling fellow, we can't bear to let him fall into a thin rot, a good heart for a while in advance to receive his soul, where do you know that the life and death book suddenly changed again?How is that good?”

Suddenly, the bull-headed fox turned his eyes suspiciously and said, "No, sir, when he borrowed the body to return to the sun, in order to pay off these three years of Yang life, we can buy Meng mother-in-law did not let him drink soup, said that no matter how many times he died, it should only count a lifetime, how to become a ninth?" 」

Judge Cui sighed, “System vulnerabilities...”

The cow-headed horse was half-sight before they were sad and desperate: "I hate Bilgeva!"

Judge Cui turned around in the hall, after a half-sudden eyebrows, the thief looked around, beckoning the cow-headed horse to the front of the rat musty smile: "cough cough, since the reincarnation of the temple where the computer loopholes can make the ghosts travel through time and space, I have come up with a way, if there is a way to arrange him to go to the ancient times, hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey

The cow’s head blinked and said strangely, “So what?”If the bastard built a bridge and made up a road, and accidentally knelt on the little stone and died, was not the covenant full of the ten good people?"

"Hey hey hey..." Judge Cui tried to send an insidious smile: "Buddha sent the Ten Good People's wish to become Buddhas three hundred years ago, if someone was born three hundred years ago, even if he died a hundred times, he would not be included in the conditions of the Ten Buddha, haha..."

The cow-headed horse listened to the slender and laugh: "Great, adults are really old and refined, uh... it is old and heavy..."

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