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Chapter 2:Hidden Crossing of Time and Space

Zheng Shaopeng was brought to the Cui Judge, Cui Judge with his beard, put on a pair of smiling faces, said: "Zheng Shaopeng, although we detained you for three years in advance, but let you be possessed of people rich and expensive, but also worth your worth, but you are not enough, why you are still not enough, in a year actually return to the soul eight times, or, you modern people do not like to travel through time and space to go to ancient times?Since the judge is wrong in the first place, he will send you a trip through time and space to ancient times, what do you think?”

“Going to the old?”Zheng Shaopeng couldn't help but be excited: "I only have two years to live, go to ancient tourism, but then only two years of good life, but there is no chance to fight and kill the scene, enjoy the taste of being a big hero, um... have to enjoy it, two years...Sui Emperor?All are very blessed, the girl is in the essence and not too much, it is better to do the praise, then there will be Qin Huai eight, red lady, Chen Yuanyuan.

Judge Cui stabbed his beard and closed his eyes and shook his head: "Zheng Shaopeng, this life I want you to reincarnate to ancient times, should always find you a suitable family, I come to ask you, you know the medical art?"A means of livelihood such as the anatomy of the cranial and the development of Western medicine?”

Zheng Shaopeng only thought about enjoying a few years, listening to his words, still expect me to start a business, as a god doctor can not?So he smiled, "No, if there is a headache and brain fever, let me go to the pharmacy to buy some medicine, I can still do it, as for the ingredients of those drugs, who is idle to remember that?"

In addition, I can't remember those names, and as for the cranial anatomy, don't be funny.Hua Xishi's god doctor, just because he said to open the skull for Cao Cao, was cut off his head, even if I would not dare to go to the ancients to play tricks ah, at that time people are too ignorant, a generation of divine doctors they can not believe, if I go to play, not to be regarded as a demon to live and die.. .

Cui Judge listened to the face of a stiff, he pressed the heart, and loaded and cheerfully said: "hanging the world, do the apricot state hand, although it is the scenery, but ... will not be, I will ask you, will you make gunpowder, develop modern weapons?"It is also a joy to take the flag and build a career.”

Zheng Shaopeng sighed, “Do you think of gunpowder... I remember as if I were going to use nitrite, sulfur, and the other thing I don’t remember, wouldn’t it be charcoal?”As for the proportion can not remember, Nobel is an expert in explosives, study it is blown out of the arm of the child, let me half of the hanging to study this, it is not the old birthday star hanging, it is too long to live?

As for modern weapons... you first sent me to the arsenal to study for three or five years, in addition to the ancient iron is not qualified, really out of the drum is not yet fried ah?You first sent me to learn a few years how to mine, how to make steel, how to forge, how to build a good machine tool, estimate the level of the mechanic is not good, how to mix the level of engineers, in addition to the level of modern industry, which of these processes is not a small workshop can do ah, to the ancient social productivity, scientific and technological forces can not keep up, there is no dragon skills, and the world is no dragon, that is not bullshit?"

The bull could not help turning his eyes and saying, “It’s really useless, so it’s a little simple, will the wine make?”Would you make glass?“Doctor and hero, you can’t be a good person, and being a big rich businessman.”

Zheng Shaopeng said: "Wine ... no, but I will drink, I think the red star two pot head is better than Moutai, and not on the head... What do you look at, you go to inquire, there are a few people who will make wine, who is not doing that line, but also understand that thing?"As for the glass... I only know that it is made of sand, and the rest is not known.

Hi, look at what, even the employees of the glass factory only know one process?But I do know that there is a kind of glass called glass steel, there is a kind of glass called glycated glass, film shooting stunts, you may not know, um... I don't know these ideas for those glazed tiles craftsmen, they can't invent it."

A donkey face on the horse's face pulled the old man, the green bars on his forehead were all raised, and he endured his anger: "The text can't do it, the weapon is not good, the hand can't be lifted, the shoulder can't pick, what do you say you do?"You have this mouth... this mouth..., right, how about a family of officials?At least you know a lot about the system of modern society, just take a little, in ancient times are great innovation and progress, to be a world-ruled can be a good.

Zheng Shaopeng left his mouth and said, “Brother Ma Nian, you don’t want to see me often, so you give me this idea?”

The horse said, “What’s wrong?”

Zheng Shaopeng said: "The ancient changes I don't remember much, but I remember that there is a merchant's scaffolding, which is very supported by the master, and this boy did not make any major changes, that is, to encourage farming and weaving, abolish the aristocratic hereditary privilege, and honor what according to the military merit, the result was strongly opposed by the entire ruling class, and divided him to the five horses."

The Song Dynasty that Wang Anshi was worse, did not he seek to improve the original system?Demanding the promotion of commercial development, improving the combat effectiveness of the army, and improving the imperial system, such a small change, the result is that he is a chancellor, plus the backing of the emperor, or uneven, he shouted reform above, the local officials do not listen to him, change a set or not, the result is two times, live and die.

You say that these ideas are only a little standing on the height of history of the big politicians are not good to make, I am a to the ancient system, to the ruling class do not know the bottom of the people to say to the modern system, not to mention not to meet the needs of the development of productive forces at that time, I am afraid so ahead of the consciousness I said, even the merchant, Wang Anshi such reformers have to become conservative, the five horse body will become me.Alas, it is pure talk, and the talk is not only wrong, but also misinterpreted.”. .

Judge Cui looked at the endless waste and said half-handedly: "Then... you at least know the direction of history, who won the situation, who lost the situation, this should always know some?"To climb a tree, you can live a long and stable life.”

Zheng Shaopeng's head shook like a rattle: "No, no, I know what history is, I know that Qin Shihuang must win the world, but what can you do, just say that he can get the world, you must be loyal to him, people will feed you?"

I know that there was a Li Shimin in the Tang Dynasty, there was a Li Jingwei March below, as for Cheng Bingjin, I don't know if it was really in history or in the novel, the Song Dynasty knew that there was a Khu Qiao, and later I learned that people were not poor old and Western, and the family was rich, loyal to the courtiers, but it was very **, the historical limitations.

What is even more terrible is that according to the history books or story books, their personality and people to rely on them, I am afraid that they do not know how to die.I was a singer in the last life, guest star, guest starred in a historical TV series, listen to the historians, the history of the famous traitor Yan Tsang, the first aid for more than ten years, came to copy the property has not been done before him only six years of the first auxiliary of the Great Qing official Xu order more than a quarter, the two people before the official can be the same starting line.

Yan Song's wife disciplined his son is very strict, Yan Shifan is not the kind of high-end character in the novel, the old strict to deal with the political opponent, broke the need, but Xu Yi Gao arch those first and third aid are to die, but those people are good at the end, the people who write history will not dare to leave a few faces, who is called Yan Ting is killed?Alas, the history books kill the dead."

Judge Cui trembled, his eyes were about to spewing out of the fire, and half a day later he shiled and asked, “Then... how about I sent you to Song or Yuan?”Find this nine-yang god, or be alone with the nine swords or something, be a generation of great knights.”

Zheng Shaopeng sighed innocently: "When reading a book, there is no explanation, old gold did not draw a map in the book, where do I find it in the Kunlun mountain?"I just remember Zhang Wujie asking people to run after him, and then fell off the cliff and found the true scripture of Jiuyang, I can't carry a rope to a cliff to find it?I don't think I'm broken a rope and killed, or I'm bitten by a long-spy beast.If you really find it, do you think it's a comic book?The secret of martial arts at the highest level, like a university course, will certainly not be introduced from the basic knowledge, can I understand it?It's crazy to go into the fire."

He revered and said, “I am old, the wind is easy to find, will he teach me kung fu?”This old man has not accepted a disciple in the cat for decades in the mountains, and he has received a fox rush, do you really think he is so great?Who does not know that the fat water does not flow outside the field, so that it is the disciple of his Huashan school, so this has also been investigated for a long time, I do not fight the traffic with the people in Wulin, otherwise the wind will not accept me, and may be abducted by Tian Boguang to do a harloty thief."

The cow's nose was crooked, and he gritted his teeth and said, "You are the first big waste in the world, shameless, and it is a shameless face of modern people!"

Zheng Shaopeng did not be ashamed and proud, and said triumphantly: "Is it true that Manqing is strong again, and the Han people who have been in the Central Plains still have been assimilated by the absolute majority."A person in the area went to ancient times, but also want to change the world?Be honest and assimilated in ancient times.Are modern people great?The discipline of modern society is so detailed, the social division of labor is so clear, a person is like sitting in the well to see the sky, except for their own, everything is only known, I do not know why, go to ancient times to use it?As for modern thought, it is better to be there to be a cause of trouble.”. .

Judge Cui was also so angry that he turned to the bull-headed man and asked, “What kind of people in ancient times could not do anything, eat and die?”

The cow answered, “The King!When the emperor also has to worry about the state, when a king is the best, nothing to worry about, want to care but will happen, anyway, it is the emperor's relatives, eat and die on the line, it is simply a machine to create dung, the worm of society, which is the most suitable for him."

Zheng Shaopeng listened and thought: "Well, the prince is also good, when it is okay, lead a few dog slaves, teasing good family women, be a fainting prince... good, but a scolding will be a curse for thousands of years, and being a prince is very good."

Cui Judge laughed bitterly, he now just wants to please the master quickly, but it is not easy to think about cheating to send him to an ancientan, if he is not worried about staying for two years and died, it is very troublesome to cheat, so face all the way: "Well, send him to reincarnated to be a royal, but in these two years you have to be your prince, don't bother me, otherwise.The officer sees you again and kicks you back to ancient times and be a bigger officer than the prince.”

Zheng Shaopeng listened to his face and asked, “Do you want me to be emperor?”

Judge Cui pulled his face and said, “If you dare to die again, I will ask you to go to 9,000 years!”

Zheng Shaopeng listened to a cold war and hurriedly said, "No, no, the prince is very good, myself.". . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

The cow-headed horse ignored him, and caught him flying out of the dark temple, flying like it across the Naihe Bridge and casting into the vast sea of clouds.

Six rounds of reincarnation, a three-story round giant wheel, is slowly turning.The outer edge of the giant wheel is engraved with the four golden characters of "the rotating wheel holy king", the golden figure of the "third Buddha" on the wheel, the Buddha's face is ugly, unkempt teeth, pedal head, mouthful wheel, arms around the giant wheel, the teeth and grin seem to indicate that his divine power can not reverse the "karma" of life.

Six millimeters of light are shot in the middle of the giant wheel, and the outer light of the wheel is directly divided into six parts.They are heaven, humanity, asura, brute, hungry ghostly, and hell.

The fortress is the most easily broken from the inside, the bull-headed horse face to find a guarded ghost cheated out, immediately rushed to the front of the people, carefully looked at it, slowly dialed the second layer of the big wheel, the wonderful end of the Falun, the time wheel, the third level of identity wheel will also appear in the community at that time, the bullheads will be the third layer of Falun to the king's position.

The first eight cheats were cattle-headed horse face with him personally to find a suitable possessed person, this time through the six reincarnation of the Falun, this Falun is the Buddha's treasure that determines the fate of people's life and destiny.

Zheng Shaopeng felt new, couldn't help but run up and look at it, and at first sight, it was really set in the position of the prince, and couldn't help but rejoice.

Unexpectedly, he was a spirit body, and the bull-headed horse face was also a spirit body, and he ran impatiently forward, touching the elbow of the cow's head, the time wheel moved slightly, but the three people did not pay attention.

Just listen to the "ca" sound, reincarnation Falun settled, the six light out of the wheel suddenly golden, gradually condensed into a beam, the beam of light swirling on Zheng Shaopeng body, his body was countless wisrs of light through, a few transparent.Then his feet were raised from the ground, and the whole figure was narrowed, and he was cast into the light of gold.

The golden light stagnated for a moment, and scattered into six beams, the Falun turned slowly again, the cow's head smiled, smiled and stopped the cow's head for a moment, and a pair of cows looked at the horse's face and said, "Ah, wise brother."

“What, old man?”

“Did you remember who he just voted for?”

“Didn’t you remember this... your brother?”

"Ah... as if we had made a mistake again... this time it was across time and space, and we could not send him to it ourselves, and if he did not want to die, the man he possessed was already dead, and we were going to detain his soul when we were long gone?"

The horse shrank his neck: "This ... um... now there is also a census in the underworld, as if the age of 100 years old, the pussy will register to monitor, and there should be no fish like Peng Zu's leaking net."

“That means...”

“What?What did you say?Who said we sent him through?Hey, it should be two years of death, really want to live to 100 years old, then personnel changes, who can find out which one to do?It’s clear that this kid is also a time-stealer.”

"Yes, dead friends, dead poor, shut up our ass, haha... Ma Xian brother, yesterday for my brother to get a good altar of wine, I ask you to taste..."

The cow said, walking out.

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