On the importance of mastering a foreign language
Chapter 1917:On the importance of mastering a foreign language
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“All right.”The boss nodded, she said: "Now the only person you can believe is you, so what you say, we will do it, you can rest assured that we will not give you any mess."
She smiled and said, “Although that’s what I said, how many people can really be afraid of?”Fear is a human instinct, and even if you are afraid, I will not blame you.If you are afraid, hide behind us, and we will always have someone to protect you."
“Hmm.”In order to prevent it, the boss's mother has moved to the side of the New Moon.
Shuo Yue looked at the two people as if they were ready, so I said: "Then I will start, remember, no matter what you see and hear, do not shout out, it is best not to say anything, the best way to prevent the wrong words is to say nothing!" 」
“Hmm!”
“It started.”
“Hmm!”
The couple held their breath and waited seriously for the new moon to cast their hand.
The moon lay the eggs on the table, the tip of the other facing west.
Take out 8 characters from the bag and neatly place it around the eggs, as if to put out a gossip array.
She pinch the trick, the mouth read words, accompanied by her chanting, the light in the snack bar suddenly became flashy, the boss's mother's heart trembled, fell into her husband's arms, the body began to tremble gently.
And when they were most afraid, they heard a voice:
"Forget to turn off the lights."
The person who said this was Chen Xu, and at this time, he was drinking tea to watch the play.
Little Shuo asked incredulously, “Why turn off the lights?”
Chen Xu drank tea and sighed helplessly: "Because when the ghost is visible, the ability will affect the surrounding magnetic field, especially the magnetic field of the circuit will be more easily affected, so every time you summon the ghost out, it is best to remember to turn off the light - yes, the candle can't be lit, otherwise the ghost comes, the flashlight is extinguished, the candle shakes, isn't it more frightening?"
The voice just fell, and a leg was stretched out next to it, and one foot kicked the ass.
Looking at the kicking of the moon, still closed his eyes, concentrated on reading the words!
The owner of the shop, two couples!
Big brother, listen to what you say so scientific, I am not afraid at all now!
Not long after, the egg suddenly shook.
Cuckoo!
Something seems to be coming out!
But it shook for three minutes, and nothing came out!
At this time, the moon has long read the line of the spirit mantra, has long ago stopped quietly looking forward to the appearance of the chicken's soul, see the fetal spirit is not visible for half a day, the moon had to use the magic to urge the fetal spirit to quickly appear!
“Ghosts, show up quickly!”
The rave!
Unobtrusive!
Was it her magic?
Wouldn't it?In this way, she will be very faceless, after all, before the bulls blowing out, this force can not continue to pretend, then how can it be done?
“Ghosts, show up quickly!”
The rave!
The ga!
Unobtrusive!
The moon is messy!
This is unscientific!
The dictation is right, the character is also painted by the white three leaves, the master produced, how can the character be inferior?
Everything is right, so why don't the chicken's fetal spirit appear?
Come out!
You have never come out, which makes you constantly read "the ghosts of the heavens, quickly appear!"She looks so stupid!
At this time, he slowly extended a slender and good-looking hand, entered the Fa-jufang, and picked up the egg.
What?
The hand gently tapped the egg, and the egg broke a crack.
四!
The moon is messy!Σ(°△°|||)_!
And this hand is not someone else's hand, it is her food master!
“Master, this egg is not for eating!”Hurry up, I still use it!”The moon said incredulously.
He smiled and said, “I know.”
Then, in front of the moon, he calmly and gracefully gave the eggshell - peeled away.
The Moon!
What makes the moon more 囔囕 is that with the degree of the ascage peeling the eggshell, the pussy constantly pours out from the gap of the eggshell, and becomes more and more thick, when it is thick to the extreme, it slowly appears in the shape of a chick, but it is not a real chick, because its skin powder, like a transparent film wrapped around the body, from the outside can see the green blood vessels inside the body, yellow field, and black eyeballs.
The moon continues.
The trough, really not her spell where the problem, but this chicken is the unformed chicken inside the egg, not a certain time can not break the shell out, but the live beads are half of the egg hatching, was forced to stop development!
This incompletely developed spirit is the same as it was before, there is no way to break free from eggs!
No wonder her magic is always bad.
囧囧囧!
“Cough!”In order to find the lost place, she firmly said: "Well, the spirit has come out, now we can ask why it hurts the boss!"
This is for the two couples who listen to the owner.
At the same time, get the place back!
The moon stopped and said to the spirit: "brute, I ask you, why do you harm the child in the boss's mother's stomach?"Did you do this because of your grievances, or were others accused you of doing it?What is the purpose of doing this?Hurry up and tell me honestly, or I will call the Nine Heavens to destroy you!”
Chicken: “Cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing...”
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
What the hell?
The moon first, then the whole person became very angry!
“Goo, you big head!Are you mocking me?Talk to people!Don't talk about birds!"
Chicken: “Cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing...”
She raised her hand, biting the trembling corners of his mouth, and said word for word: “Call, call, nine, heaven...”
Chicken Σ (°°°°|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
“God,” the moon raged!She has worked very hard to slow down the speed, in order to give you a chance to repent, since you do not want to repent, then do not blame Miss Ben's temper is too hot!
At this time, another hand was reached next to her, which interrupted her irritably.
"Wait, baby, give me a chance, I'll try them, I'll translate their words for you."Chen Xu said.
“The translation?”
Chen Xu's expression was very serious: "Baby, don't you notice?"This is the first time you have summoned a non-human ghost, and the non-human is not a human being, how can it speak?Is it important to master a foreign language at this time?”
The Moon!
“The Gollum!”The chickens nod their heads!
Do the chickens understand?Do you know a “foreign language” too?
But you have mastered the "foreign language", why not speak people?
Loyal.
convex (艹皿艹艿艹), what is this set?!
"Baby, don't be angry, the teacher will translate this chicken's words for you now, and when I translate it, you'll know what he's talking about."He gently calmed the moon.
She took a deep breath and said, "Okay, Master, here you come."
“Hmm.”Chen Xu gathered in front of the chicken, and then it was as if he remembered what the problem, and asked the moon: “Yes, the moon, what do you want to ask?”
She said, “First of all, you ask him why he is full of resentment.”
“All right.”He turned his head and said to the chicken: “Goo cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing ...”
The chicken crooked head: “Coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
“Cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing
Chicken: “Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
“Cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing
The chicken: “...”
Shuo Yue was silent and asked, “Master, what is this chicken talking about?”
“Gooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, groove, groove, groove, groove, groove, groove, groooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
The moon slapped the past: “Talk to people!”
Chen Xu said seriously: "He said nothing, just play, you don't have to pay attention to it, as long as this shop does not sell live beads, they will let go of the couple."
Shen Yue was very doubtful: "Master, are you serious?"Why do I feel that the length of this chicken grunts is not as long as the length of your translation?"
At this time, there was a “snap” next to it.
Who is laughing?
The moon turned to look at the little night laughing.
She asked, “What are you laughing at?”
Xiao Shuo said with a smile, "I'm not learning a good foreign language for my brother-in-law."
The moon blushed and scolded, “Whose brother-in-law are you shouting?”
“Of course it’s me!”I don’t want to say it too!
Little Shuo night asked, “Aren’t you that kind of relationship?”
In the face of innocent children, Shuo Yue really can't say that kind of child-inappropriate words, but Xiaosun night is telling the truth, how do you make her refute?
She sighed, helpless, had to change the topic: "Okay, don't say this, brother, why do you say that my master's foreign language is not good?" 」
The chicken said, "The first sentence of the chicken said, 'We cursed this pair of bad-eyed bosses, he let us die without breaking the shell, never the day, so we also want to curse him to try to get into our stillborn pain!'"
The Moon (⊙o⊙)!
“The second sentence says, ‘I’m a chicken, I don’t talk about people, don’t call the Nine Wonders!’”
The moon, wow!
“The third sentence says, ‘Mommy, a chicken, don’t you understand the bird language?’The old man told you the truth, would you still have to break me?“Are you stupid, help me!”
The old face of the moon is red, coughing, and not mastering this foreign language, can you blame her?
“The fourth sentence says, ‘Uh-huh.’
What does that mean?
“The fifth sentence says, ‘What are you talking about?’
The month of the month (⊙_⊙)?
“The sixth sentence says, ‘What are you talking about?’ and when the moon was full of questions, the night came to an end and solved all her doubts: “As for the brother-in-law’s ‘gum,’ it is really ‘glow’.”
The groaning!
In simple terms, it is that Chen Xu is completely unable to understand the chicken, and he is pretending to be bullshit!
If the eyes can kill, she will now chop off this stinky cat like a shit stick!
“I didn’t know you could understand the chickens?”How can you understand the chicken?”The moon asked.
Xiao Shuo smiled at night and said, “What’s so strange about this?”Sister, all Shu Luo can understand the language of animals."
Sylvia: “Why don’t I understand?”
"Because the blood of Shui in your body is not pure enough."
“Why does the moon feel the strong contempt from his brother?”
No, no, this must be her delusion, Xiaosun night is a little ass child, what can he understand?Even if he is no longer "early wise", he can't ridicule his own sister so much?Besides, the blood doesn’t matter!It doesn't matter if she's a good person, as long as she's doing well every day, there's nothing wrong with everything!
Shen Yue changed the topic: "Well, since your brother you can understand 'foreign languages', then it's up to you to translate it."
Little Night: “Huh.”
“Help me ask him, is this curse initiated by one chicken or is it a curse initiated by all the chickens?”
Little Shuo laughed at the night: "Sister, are you stupid?"This chicken obviously understands people, but you can't speak people, you can understand what you say, why should I help you translate it?"
The moon: “...”
At this time, the chicken boy couldn't wait to: "Gooing, Gollum, Gollum, Goove, Gollum, Googull, Googull, Gollum Gollum..."
She turned to Xiaoshen and asked, “What is this chicken talking about?”
Xiao Shuo took a sip of herbal tea and said lightly, “It’s asking you, ‘What do you ask so much?’Will you help us?You humans are helping each other, and I don’t believe you’ll help us, so I don’t want to talk to you anymore.Friends, go away!”
The Moon!
“I’m helping the boss, and I’m helping you!”The moon did not say well, "Do you like to always carry a grievance like this, can not enter the wheel to return to the birth?"Only by helping you to resolve your grievances can you get a real rest and have the opportunity to start the next life!Have you ever thought about communicating with us?”
Chicken: “Cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing...”
Now I know how important it is to master a foreign language!
She turned to her brother and said, “What is it saying this time?”
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