When is the 1907 mistake?(4000 words)

Xiao Shuo said, “It says, ‘Do you really want to help me?’Don't lie to me!“

“How can I fool a chicken?”Chicken boy, say it, what do you want the store owner to do, you can forgive their family?“

Chick: “Gooing, Gollum, Goo!”“

Xiao Shuo night automatic translation: "It said, no matter what the store owner does, it will not relieve the breath!"“

The Moon: “This is the watch!Give it a try, so hello to him, hello everyone!“

Chicks: “Gooing, Gollum, Goollum, Goollum, Goollum, Goo!”Goo, Goo, Goo!Goo, Goo, Goo!“

It said that it would have had the opportunity to be a cute chick, but because the store wants to do business, so it is strangled in the eggshell, how can this hatred be forgiven by you?Anyway, it is impossible to forgive the store owner, you don't have to say so much, give up, it must let the store owner taste what is called "birthday" pain!“

She said, “That’s a long time!“

Little Night: “People have so many voices.“

“What did you let her say?”

This chicken should not be because someone is persuading, so it is more arrogant, right?

It’s annoying, she doesn’t like the disobedient chickens.

The moon sighed and said gently to the chicken: "When is the wrong report?"If you no longer agree to forgive the shop owner's family has passed, I will destroy you!“

Chicken Σ (°△°|||)_!

Xiao Shuo couldn't help but Tucao: "Sister, your second half of the sentence and your first half sentence do not match at all!"“

He sighed and said, “This is a routine!”Your sister is like this, the first sentence asks you to agree with the reconciliation, the second sentence says that if you do not reconcile, I will directly destroy you.“

Xiao Shuo said: "How can this reconciliation, which is forced to reconcile, can achieve true reconciliation?"Sister, are you doing this well?“

She took a sip of tea and smiled softly: “Because doing so is the most convenient way for me.”Griegs are dead-brained, love to drill the tip of the bull, if you really accompany him to the tip of the bull, then at least it has to waste a few days to get it out.I don't want to do this, I like to let others go at my pace, rather than follow other people's rhythm.“

Xiao Shuo Night Khan: "Sister, just say that you are overbearing, right?"“

Suzhong smiled and said, "If you want to make your life more satisfactory, then you must strive to master the pace of your life, the best is to let the people around you go according to your rhythm."Okay, don't say this.“

She turned her head, grinned at the chicken, and said, “You don’t agree to forgive the owner of this store?”“

After the chicken was frightened, he quickly raised his head and exclaimed in anger: "Gout, Gollum, Gollum, Goo!"“

The moon asked, “What does it say?“

Xiao Shuo Night: "It says that it would rather die than bend, you killed the fetal spirit of a chicken, and there will be countless fetal spirits standing up in the future!"“

“Oh, that’s really a problem.She smiled in despair and said, “So I have to come one to kill one, two to kill a pair.”This is really a bit of a problem.“

Chicken Σ (°△°|||)_!

Xiao Shuo night raised his little hand and said to Shuo Yue: "Sister, don't be so cruel, can you not kill the chickens?"“

The chicken showed him a grateful expression, and the little brother really yoked well, not only to help it translate its bird language, but also to help it to beg the big badass to leave it for a life.

However, the moon coldly refused: "No.“

Little Shuo's mouth in the evening: "Sister, how can you do this?"Anyway, in the end, these chickens are going to be killed, so can you catch them first, and then let me use them to practice magic?You know, I was born a few days ago, although there is a power inheritance from the mother and emperor, but my magic has no chance to practice ah.High spiritual power, if the magic can not be used, you can't use it, you are right?“

“It looks like you’ll have to practice first.”“

Xiao Shuo night raised an innocent, cute, brilliant and innocent smile: "Thank you sister!"(^3^)”

Chicken Σ (°△°|||)!!!

At this time, a soft little claw gently touched its small head from behind, that gentleness, like the loving care of a mother.

It looked back and saw a black cat crouching behind him, which was hundreds of times the size of himself!

"Poor chicken, you even believe that the little boy will be full of love, will save you under his sister's hand, in fact, you are wrong, their brothers and sisters are Shura, Shura sex cruel, good killing, so how can be full of love for you?"The black cat sighed and said, “So I’m still the best to you.”“

The cat bites the chicken’s neck!

Chicken TAT, when the little head groaned from the table, it wanted to say "best" with hatred?

The moon was also startled, and couldn’t help but shout, “Master!“

The groan.

She was intimidating, just intimidating!How could she have destroyed all the chickens?The chickens are poor, right?Wouldn’t it be inhumane to treat them so cruelly?

Intimidation is just a psychological war, which can quickly break the stubbornness of the dead soul.That kind of grudge of the horn tip can not listen to anyone's persuasion, and she wants to quickly solve the grudges are persistent, so she must have a strong rhythm to bring the grudge out from the tip of the bullhorn.

But...

Looking at the head of the chickens, like peanuts on the ground, and the black cat with the mouth of the bar on the table, the moon showed a desperate and regretful smile: "Master, your rhythm is really too strong, it is too strong!"“

Is it just eating the soul?

He meowed, this is more direct and simple rhythm than her wave of psychological warfare tactics!

The problem is gone, see the problem is still there?

The face, huh?

At this time, the head of the chicken on the ground suddenly rose up and resisted, and the most useful force cried: "Gout, cooing, cooing!"Goo, Goo, Goo!“

I didn't expect my head to be broken, this chicken can still scream, alas!

“What did he say this time?“The moon asked.

Little Shuo said, “It says, ‘Help!’Forgiveness!I know I'm wrong, you let me go, let go of my poor brothers and sisters, I agree!I agree to the reconciliation!“

Hearing this, the moon is very sweet, I think you know at this time to cry out for forgiveness and what is the use?The black cat has been stinging for so long, and then there are chewing evil spirits, and they are also crushed by the cat's mouth, right?

Who knows, the black cat spit out the lower body of the chicken, choked a mouthful, as if trying to clear the smell of the chicken from the mouth, he said: "Early please forgive, the old paper only likes to eat fish, do not like to eat chicken ah!"Ask for forgiveness sooner, won’t you be okay?“

The moon silent.

Because the lower body of the chicken that the black cat spit out is complete, she still thinks that as long as it is eaten into the stomach by the ash, there is absolutely no hope of living out!

I can't believe this is the way!

He's all the way!

I did not expect her master to come out today to take the initiative to take a wave of rhythm!

This mouthful, no longer stubborn grudges are gone.

The black cat licked the paw, showed a bright smile to the owner of the shop next to him, and said, "Don't stand stupidly, if you don't do me, if you don't help me, can you help me pick up the head of the chicken?"Its head is the size of a peanut, I sit on the table, down can not see the peanut rice, so it is very inconvenient to talk!“

“Oh, oh!"The shopkeeper Σ (っ°Д°;)っ, isn't it, now ask him to help pick up the ghost's head?"Can I clean it, please don't be so scary?He is just an ordinary little ordinary people, not as strong psychological qualities as this group of strange people!

In particular,

He had just seen the big live cat with his own eyes!

A handsome man, just like that in front of him, gorgeously turned into a black Chinese pastoral cat, and bit the chicken's neck, and - the cat also spat!

What a terrible!

However, the shopkeeper still plucked up the courage, carefully bent down to the head of the chicken on the ground, and held out his hand, his hand could not stop trembling, but he was approaching little by little on the head of the chicken.

Just when his fingers touched the head of the chicken...

Bam!

The chicken's head suddenly became huge, and his eyes braved the red light and opened his mouth to swallow it to the store owner!

This is changing so fast that no one can be prepared.

No, it should be said that there is no defense, after all, the chicken has asked for forgiveness, and promised to reconcile!

But who would have thought that in the next second, it would change very viciously, and would swallow the shopkeeper?

When the moon reacted, everything was too late, only to see the chicken head engulfed the shop owner, it changed into an infinite black gas, and poured into the body of the store owner, not long, when all the grievances poured into the store owner's body, the store owner's body finally showed up in front of everyone.

The boss died in a hurry: “Dah, are you okay?”

The shopkeeper stood quietly, motionless.

“It’s over, I’m possessed.Once a person is possessed, it is difficult for me to drive away the ghosts that are attached to the human body."Shu Yue said helplessly, and silently grabbed the lower body of the chicken, and squeezed hard!"

“Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Another hard month!

The shopkeeper once again cried out, “Coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo“

The moon smiled in despair and tenderness, and once again hammered the lower body of the chicken: "This time, even if there is no translation, I know you are shouting 'so painful'!"Does it hurt?What is it?“

The shopkeeper: “Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

The moon pinch!

The shopkeeper: “Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

At this time, the black cat could not help but show its sharp claws and gently prick it.

The shopkeeper: “Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Xiao Shuo night snatched the lower body of the chicken from the hands of the black cat and sister, and strangled it hard.

The shopkeeper: "Goo...Goo...Goo...Goo... (No more strength to continue to scream)"

Xiao Shuo said excitedly, "Wow, this seems to be the last time Grandpa sent me the horrendous chicken!"What a fun!“

The shopkeeper has fallen down, and the cry has become very fragile: "Guckoo...Goo...Goo...Goo...Goo...Goo...Goo...Goo... (TAT)"

The boss really loved her husband, and she couldn't bear to say, "Okay!Can you not play?My husband is possessed, I think you are so talented, so can you stop bullying my husband?Can you get that ghost out of my husband’s body?And then you can beat it again!Don't play with my husband's body!“

Shuo Yue smiled helplessly and said, "Aunt, this is really not that I don't help you, but I really can't help it, everyone's body is the strongest container to protect the soul, so the ghost is attached to the human body, then the body will go to protect the ghost, even if it is a person who is taller, there is no way to drive the ghost out of the human body."Now you see that your husband is very poor, but we only have such a way to drive the chicken out of your husband's body, long pain is better than short pain, you can endure it first.“

"Is that so?"“The boss, mother.

"Yes, unless the chicken is more tenacious than, no matter how I ravage its lower body, it will not come out of your husband's body, otherwise I really can't drive him away."“

When the shopkeeper heard this sentence, he immediately exclaimed: “Gooing!Gollum!“

After listening to Xiaosun night, his face changed and said to Shuyin: "Sister, it is bad, this chicken, it says that it is better to die than to be unyielding, and will never come out of the body of the store owner!"So what should we do next?“

When the boss heard this sentence, she was about to cry: "You, you must find a way to save my husband!"As long as you can save my husband, I swear, I will never let my husband cook a living bead again!If they do not want to forgive me, I will eat the Buddha, pray for the spirits who have died unfortunately, and pray for their spirits in heaven, and beg God to let them ascend as soon as possible and re-enter reincarnation!As long as they can let go of our family, I... I will never eat chicken again!“