The matter is resolved (4000 words)
Chapter 1919:The matter is resolved (4000 words)
Chapter 1908 (4000 words)
In the face of the boss's mother's bitter plea, Shuyue couldn't help but soften his heart and said softly: "Okay, let's do our best."“
Then, slender the lower half of the chicken!
“CooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooThe shopkeeper screamed in pain!
The Boss Σ (°△°|||)_!
“Don’t you say you’re going to do your best to save my husband?”“The boss cried.
“Yes, we are doing our best to help you save your husband.”"After the moon said, and stinged the lower body of the chicken, in the shopkeeper's cooing, she pulled out a character, the wolveted fire."
The shopkeeper Σ (°△°|||)_!
“Coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"When the fire broke into the lower half of the chicken, the store owner cried out in pain.
The moon added a few more characters to help the flame burn bigger, the store owner saw her like this, suddenly scared to turn over, suddenly, closed his eyes softly fell down.
If you don't look closely, you can't see a puff the size of a peanut-sized pussy rushing out of his body and flying out at a very high speed, as if you want to escape from this terrible place while everyone has not noticed.
But he didn't think about it, driving forward, it was the end of hell.
By the time it came back, it had crashed into a soft, wet and sticky place, and couldn't see five fingers, even the ghosts were afraid.
“The Gollum.With a swallowing sound, an irresistible force pushed him down...
What place is this?!
Σ(°△°||)_
Outside.
Shuo Yue looked at the black cat licking his mouth and said helplessly, “Master, you are naughty again.”That kind of thing can’t be eaten, spit it out.“
The Black Cat v.
“Don’t worry, baby, I can digest it.The black cat said.
Shun Yue (=_=): "Spit it out, don't be funny when you are so serious, spit it out quickly, we have to use the chicken."“
“All right.The black cat opened its mouth, put its tongue out, and as soon as the curled tongue was unfolded, she saw a wet clatter of peanuts, which had been frightened by the whole ghost white.
It shivered on the tip of the black cat’s tongue and had completely forgotten what it was to run away.
Is the ghost horrible?
Now they let the ghosts know what real fear is!
She asked peanuts, “Are you still running away?”“
Peanuts: “Cuckoo!“
Xiao Shuo night self-consciously translated: "It said that it did not run away."“
The moon nodded and expressed satisfaction with such peanuts.She said to peanuts: "Do you still hate?"“
Peanuts: “Cuckoo!“
Xiao Shuo night automatic translation: "It said no hate."“
The moon was smiling with satisfaction.
When the fear reaches the extreme, whether it is a chicken, it seems that it will temporarily forget the love and hate of the past, life is at stake, who has the time to care for those love and love?
The moon said to the peanut rice: "Now do you think it is better to be reincarnated?"“
Peanuts: “Cuckoo!“
Xiao Shuo night looked at her sister: "It said it agreed with you."“
Shuo Yue nodded with satisfaction: "This is a good chicken, do ghosts can't see the eyes, can't get out of the eggshell, even if you leave the eggshell, you still have to be suppressed, what does it mean to do this?So you’re still going to give birth, so what?“
Peanuts: “Cuckoo!“
Little Night: “He agreed!“
Shuo Yue died and said to peanuts: "You help me do one thing, if you do it well, I promise you that you will be reborn in the next life!"“
The pale peanut rice came back in an instant and looked at the moon: “Goo?“
Shuo Yue said: "I know people in the yin department, to facilitate, should allow you to be born in the next life; even if you can't be born in the next life, it will never be sent to any place, in short, it will not be like this life, before you die."Do you agree?“
Peanuts: “Cuckoo!“
Little Shuo Night automatic translation: "It promised."“
"Well, I want you to let go of your resentment, to act as a lobbyist, to persuade the spirit who is full of resentment like you to put down the resentment and reborn."Son Yue in the heart of the weight, said: "so many fetal spirits, may not be on the side of the yin to open a clump, packing a clump to reincarnation it!"“
Peanut rice Σ (°△°||||||||||||), kiss, the reincarnation of the land can still be organized?
“Okay, this is your body."The moon handed the lower body that had been ravated for half a day and returned it to the chick, helping it to stick its head and body together, but the unborn spirit seemed to be very powerless, and it was even difficult to stand up."In fact, the genus is still very poor, after all, they do not even have the ability to be independent.
“Goo...” the chicken cried pitifully.
"Go, after this is done, you take the spirits who want to be reincarnated to me and go to the reincarnation together."If there are a few that I can’t see, I’ll talk to them again in private.“The moon said.
Chicken Σ (°△°||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
"However, I have just told you, can help you to be born and become a human being, but you must not tell other gestational spirits!"If you help me, I will help you, but I can't guarantee the rest.As a ghost, you should know that it is much more difficult to be reincarnated and reincarnated to be a person than to be reincarnated to do other things?“
Chicken: “Coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo“
She said: "If all the chickens have to be reincarnated as a human being, this is too much, I really can't help, so I can only help you with one chicken."But this matter can never be said, once you say it, you will be jealous of other chicks, and it will be yourself when you encounter trouble.Do you understand?“
The chicken was thrilled: “Guck!Gollum!“
She nodded with satisfaction: "You understand, go, I will live here for three days, if you have done this, come here to find me."If you don’t come to me in three days, I’ll go to you myself.You should know what happens when I find it?“
Chicken Σ (°△°|||)_: Gollum!“
The moon said to the chicken, “Go.”“
“Coooo.The chicken opened its wings and flew away.
This wave of process, see everyone 666, and when the chickens fly away, the black cat becomes a person, and he said to the moon in a stunned: "The moon, why do you suddenly understand the bird language?"“
The moon rolled a white eye and flew to him: “I can’t understand.“
⊙V⊙V⊙!“I don’t know if you can talk to him.“
The moon said without a good fit: "I don't understand, I still won't guess?"It’s not a complicated chicken, how will it react, and I can’t guess?“
Chen Xu: "But now you let the chicken go back and say symmother to his companion, will the chick agree?"“
She said, “Master, don’t you understand?”In the collective, if there is a different voice, it is either beaten and killed by a group, or it can successfully take others.Talking the same kind and the same kind of words, the effect is far better than those of us outsiders to say.Moreover, the intelligence of the chicken is far less than that of people, and it should be easy to be biased.Let’s talk about it, isn’t that the result yet?“
Chen Xuyi: "But you have let go of the chicken like this, you are not afraid that it will never come back?"“
She smiled, “This chicken ran away, isn’t the egg still there?”“
She looked at the eggshells that were still on the table.
Do not think that after death, become a ghost, the ghost is nothing, the body can pass through any obstacle, which means that you can be very free after being a ghost.In fact, after death, the restrictions are more, such as the body - if the chicken's IQ is really high enough to know what "flight" is, then she must leave a hand and summon the chicken again with the eggshell.
She only hoped that the chicks could know her own, and it was best to put down her resentment obediently, otherwise when she forced her exorcism, she could only say "sorry" to those poor chicks!
She carefully collected the broken eggshell, this thing can not be thrown for a while!
After the completion, she turned to the shop owner and husband and wife and said: "Uncle, aunt, rest assured for a while, after three days, it will be all right."“
The shop owner nodded, such an ending is not the end he wanted, but it is also the best result.
"But you have not yet asked the chicken, is there any master behind this?"The shopkeeper said disappily.
“Yes.The boss was equally uneasy, and she said, “Didn’t we tell you?”Perhaps behind this is someone who is in the Lord’s way, harming us!You're solving the ghost thing now, but you haven't solved the man's problem yet!If there is really someone behind the Lord, even if you solve this thing and do not find the person behind the bad, then he may make it bad again!“
Then he smiled and said, “Forget it!“
囧!
What was so important that she said she had forgotten?
Shuo Yue also saw the dissatisfaction of the owner and the husband and wife of the store, so he explained: "In fact, this matter and people should not have much to do, so I did not put my mind on this, so I forgot to ask."“
The shopkeeper frowned and asked, “How do you know you have nothing to do with people?”“
She said: "If someone is using magic, then it will leave traces of magic."But in this matter, I found no artificial traces.Therefore, this thing is likely to be a simple revenge incident, they must be eaten by you, so they will be resentful, will avenge you.“
“Oh.“So they were relieved too.
After the boss's mother put her heart down, she asked Shun Yue with concern: "You said you want to stay here for three days, so do you have a place to live?"“
She said, “Look for a hotel near here.”“
“It’s better to come to my house!The boss said politely.
“Thank you.(^0^)”
[I have nothing to do with the dividing line] -
Shuo Yue lived in the shop owner's house, the shop owner's home has a stupid old mother, after knowing the identity of the moon, even because of the young age of the moon, she doubts whether she can catch ghosts!
囧.
What can you tell her?
It’s almost over, so you can question her.囧~
However, no matter how the husband and wife of the store owner explained to the old mother, she did not believe in the ability of the moon, and the washing of the dishes was still broken at that time.If she had not looked at her for a certain age, Shen Yue really wanted to hit her brain hard and let her wake up quickly!
But people will become very stubborn after getting old, and others will not listen to what they say, so the moon has given up to correct the old lady's thinking.
After eating, Shuo Yue stayed in his room to play with his mobile phone, and soon after, the boss's mother sent a plate of fruit that had been cut and cut, and said that she wanted to take something to give her to eat.
This is the third time the boss's mother sent food things come in, a moment to send water, a moment to send fruit, a moment to send snacks, not only that, the sun also found that the boss mother is taking the initiative to cut fruit, slices, this is the legendary "good wife" ah!
She thought that this type of person had long been extinct in society, and I did not expect to appear in front of her now!
When the boss was ready to go, Shuo Yue finally couldn't help but say: "Aunt, can you let me touch your stomach?"“
The boss paused for a moment, then smiled and said, “Okay, why do you suddenly say that?”“
She smiled embarrassedly and said, “I’ve always been curious about what a pregnant woman’s belly looks like, so I want to touch it now.”“
“Then touch it.“The boss’s wife was like she showed her stomach.
Before the moon walked, he gently touched the belly of a model boss's mother, and found that the pregnant woman's stomach was not as soft as she thought, on the contrary, it was very strong, like a copper wall.
I can't believe there's a little human baby hidden in my stomach!
In other words, why are the tyres initiated for the boss's mother's children, the child suffered, went to the hospital for examination, but the results showed that there was no problem at all?
The next time I see the chicken, she’ll ask.
The boss smiled a little and said, “You will be like me in the future.”“
“Me?"Son Yue hastened back to God, she withdrew her hand, embarrassed to turn her head to the side, and said, "Aunt, don't look at the joke, this is impossible!"No... not to say impossible, but not so fast, it should be many years later!Oh . . .
The boss smiled and looked at her and said, “It’s not too far, don’t you have a boyfriend?”He's your boyfriend, right?(^_^)”
“That’s not what the gentleman said, ‘That’s what’s said,’ it’s not Chen Xu?
She immediately gritted her teeth and denied: "That's not my boyfriend, that's my cat!"“
huh!
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