Be nice to the bald guy~!
Chapter 1926:Be nice to the bald guy~!
But at this time, what is the use of this?
Chen Xu looked down at the white three leaves and couldn't cry or laugh, this month ran too fast, right?It must be too lazy to push the white three leaves up the mountain!
Now he had no way to call the moon back, so he could only push the white three leaves up the mountain with a grudge.
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The moon ran toward that flash point, but the long legs still did not forget the short legs, and from time to time she looked back at the little sun and cried, "Brother, you hurry up!"
Xiao Shuo ran hard behind the little short leg at night and said breathlessly, "You slow down a little."
The moon thumped, “No.”
Xiao Shuo sat down ass tired in the night and stretched out his hands: “Then hold me, so you can go a little faster!”
Shang Yue: “Do you know why I don’t want to hold you?”Because boys have to take responsibility and should do their own things, sister is deeply educating you!”
Xiao Shuo night hum: then why do you walk around with your brother-in-law every day?He's a man too."
She smiled, “That’s a negative textbook, and I’m going to cultivate you into a positive textbook.”
Xiao Shuo's eyes were black in the night, and he cried out disdainfully, "You obviously are a differential treatment, and I will accuse you of child abuse!"
She smiled and said, "If you can't keep up, I'll throw you here, you used to call yourself a genius prodigy with an IQ of 250, now, if you get lost, you play your extraordinary IQ and find your way home."Swinging!”
Then the moon turned around and left.
“Damn!”Xiao Shuo jumped up in anger at night, sprinkled his short legs and chased the moon, this time, he was walking like a fly, and there was no effort to run with small errands before.
After the moon chased the "shining point" and ran for a while, he suddenly heard the sound of humping around him, turned his head, and found that Xiao Shuo night had followed, no, he could not say that he was following, but flew up.
Shuo Yue looked at this dangling short leg and couldn’t help but say, “Hey, you’re flying like this, what if you’re seen by someone else?”
Xiao Shuo left his mouth in the night and said displeased, “If you don’t hold me, I will fly!”
Then he rolled his eyes and said, "Then fly."
With that, regardless of the willfulness of the night, he took a few steps, and soon went to the "shining point", she rushed up, grabbed the man's neck, and said angrily: "Dead head!"I finally got you, didn’t I?Don't want to run, this time will not kill you, I will not call the moon!"
“Cough!Help!Who are you!”The head screams!
What?!
It was only then that the bald head under his hand found that the head was... a strange face!
Not the head of your own house?
"I'm sorry, I'm the wrong person."She said embarrassedly, immediately thought, and felt that it was not his fault, so he gritted his teeth and said angrily, “Who let you also leave a bald head?”If you don't leave a brunche head, will someone else admit you wrong?“Huh?”
The bout was both angry and sad: “Why does everyone who comes up and beat me say so!”You hit me on purpose, didn’t you?Are you with someone and how much money can you win if you come up and hit me?Don't think I don't know your shit!I tell you, your troubles will not come to me.”
Oh, hey?
Shuo Yue, thought in his heart, it seems that there is really this set of terrible, as if someone bet with a friend, pointing to a bald head said, I can go up and hit him, he still does not hit me, do you believe it?
My friend said, “Don’t believe it.
So the man went up and slapped his head hard, and the bald head was inexplicably beaten, of course, angry.
The man said, "Ah, I'm sorry, I'm the wrong person, I thought it was the old king next door, he also shaved a bald head the day before!"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"
When he returned, the man made a second bet with his friend, saying that he could hit the bald head again, and to ensure that he was not angry.
Friends do not believe.
The man went up again and hit the brunche head hard, and said, “O King!I’ve finally found you this time, right?I told you, just saw a bald head, back and you seem, I went up and hit him like this, the result is the wrong person, haha!" 」
When the head turned around, the man said, “Ah, why are you again?”I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm the wrong person again."
That’s probably how it was.
But the moon did not think that in real life will really encounter this stalk!
Laugh at Cry!
“Sorry, we really misidentify the wrong person.My father also left his head, I haven't seen him for a long time, I heard that this time he will come to sweep the grave, I saw your head in the mountains, I thought my father, so I ran over, I'm sorry.The bald head in front of the feeling of the moon is really so poor, poor that she can't bear to force words to reason again, this time had to apologize obediently, to comfort the skinhead hurt the heart.
The bald head is still sad and angry: "I don't believe your words, everyone who hit me said so!"
Shuyue was helpless, so he had to pull out his mobile phone to show the nameless photo to the bald head, and said, "You see, my bald head grows like this."
The bald head looked at, this is a picture, there is a bald head, there are girls in front of the girl, it seems that the girl said the truth, rather than like those who hit him in the past, deliberately made up excuses, so it had to be...
Tears for this time!
“Is your father a hair?”The head asked.
The moon nods: “Uh-huh!”
Little Night also nodded: “Uh-huh!”
He looked at them and said, “I don’t believe it!How could you have such a beautiful pair of children in your photos?”
Say, “Because your mother’s genes are strong!”
Xiao Shuo also nodded: "Yes, the mother's genes are strong!"
"Well," bald head a little envious of the bald head in the photo, not every bald head can marry a genetically strong woman as a wife, he bit his finger, grumblingly told the moon: "You must remember, later to your father is better, this world, bald head is not easy, and do and cherish it!" 」
“Hmm!”Today, I finally understand the pain of making a brunche head.
After the other party forgave themselves, the moon quickly took Xiao Shuo's hand and hurriedly slipped, but when she went out of a section of the road, facing the tombstones of the mountains, she suddenly realized a serious problem.
"Brother, we seem to be lost, how do we break?"How can you use your 250 IQ?
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