"Brother, we seem to be lost, how can we break?"“Do you have a 250-year-old IQ?”

Xiao Shuo paused for a moment, then took up a small arm, proudly left his head, and said, "They all say that people have an IQ of two hundred and five, how can they know what to do when they are lost!"

⊙_⊙: "Brother, do you admit that you have an IQ of two hundred and five?"

Little Shun groaned at night: “Of course.”

Shuo Yue nodded: "You finally admit that your IQ is two hundred and five, which is a very wise self-knowledge!"You should keep this fine tradition going on."

After that, he took out his mobile phone and proudly said, “My sister is now telling you what the best way to get lost is, that is, open the mobile phone map, set a position, and see how to go...There is no signal!”

囧!

It hurts to be punched in the face!

Shuo Yue looked at the mobile phone with no signal at all, and wanted to cry without tears.

Xiao Shuo held his arms at night, expressionless and with a little contempt (=_=): "Bring your sister, let the younger brother with an IQ of 250 show you a clear path now!"In this case, ask someone.Oh no, it might be easier to ask ghosts."

囧.

Meow, just started, she was still setting a trap for his little brother to drill, I did not expect now to crack the face so painful.(TAT)

Besides, the big day to ask the ghost, are you kidding?

This time is more than 7 o'clock in the morning, although many people will come to sweep the tomb during the Qingming Festival, but this time point is actually not many people.Their family is more special, they like to go to the tomb early, so they come early.And now the mountain is still foggy, this time is still a little strange, perhaps it is too heavy fog.It may also be because today's Qingming Festival, the ghosts are in turmoil, the sun is out, the fog is not scattered.

The mist was too heavy, the fog was too big, and the ghosts were all in turmoil.

You can ask a ghost to come out and ask for directions.

If you see him, let’s see it!

As long as the other person does not have a heart attack, it does not matter to him, hum, it is so capricious.

Shuo Yue walked to a tombstone and planned to knock on the "door" and ask the "master" inside to see how to find the right way back.

Just to knock on the "door", the moon suddenly found a two-dimensional code on the tombstone.

What?

The eyes?

Looking closer, he really meowed a real two-dimensional code!

How can there be a two-dimensional code on this tombstone?Is this a printed picture?Who is so bold now?How dare they come so, are they not afraid of the ancestors complaining?

After she Tucao, Xiaosuo night went to look at the several tombstones next to her and said to her, “Sister, there are two-dimensional codes on all the tombstones!”

囧!

Is this not a “creator” but a “trend”?

Shuo Yue squatted in front of a tombstone and turned to ask Xiao Shuo night: "Brother, do you say that this two-dimensional code is true?"

Although Xiaosun night is young, but early wisdom, know what the two-dimensional code is, he said: "Maybe it is true, otherwise so much printed on what to do?"It doesn't look like a two-dimensional code for the publicity advertisement for the tombstone.”

New Moon: "It's not an unscrupulous advertise QR code, so what else can it be?"

Isn't that so?

How many people use QR codes as marketing ads?

Walking outside the door, you will often see someone pull a large advertising poster that says: scan the QR code below and register successfully to receive benefits.

So now that the moon sees the two-dimensional code, the subconscious thinks that it is the two-dimensional code of the advertiser.

Xiao Shuo said, "I don't know, this QR code is not true, you scan it, try it, don't know?"

“Hmm.”She took out his phone and scanned the two-dimensional code.

In the scanning. . . .

In the scanning.

In the Scan.

"Wang, I forgot, now the phone has no signal, how can you sweep it out."Now I feel that I am the fool with that IQ of 250.

Just as the moon was about to give up, the phone suddenly dripped.

"The other person has added you as a friend."

The groaning!

Scared the baby!

The moon is messy!

Is this really a two-dimensional code?

Orz!

“Have a good friend?”Little Night is also messy, “Is this really fake?”

Shen Yue covered his face and cried: “This setting is too high-end, isn’t it?”Who created something so high-tech as a two-dimensional code tombstone?Can the living be directly connected to the yin and yang?This must be reported to the king!”

“We’ll have to get out of this place.”Xiao Shuo said, "You first ask how to go."

“Hmm.”Fortunately, she is not an ordinary person, otherwise she must not be scared and half dead by this sudden jump "the other party has added you as a friend"?

She opened the dialog box, and just as she was preparing to enter the text, she suddenly had an idea.

Hmmm...

How many ways on the Internet can she make fun of ghosts?

So, the moon sent a message:

(⊙o⊙o⊙), are you a person or a ghost?

Without a response?

(⊙o⊙o⊙), I just swept a tombstone and popped this, I think you should not be a ghost?How can there be a ghost in this world?Are you the kind of person who specializes in helping people with tombstones?Intentionally engrave the two-dimensional code of your marketing micro-signal on the tombstone, so that after you add it, you can sell a new tombstone, right?Is it immoral for you to do this?Aren’t you afraid of ghosts coming to the door in the middle of the night to count you?(from v)

No response.

The moon now suspects that he added a fake microsignal.

Well, it seems that this is a fake two-dimensional code, I was cheated.Count it!

At this point, the other person responded.

Yes, we sell tombstones.Little girl, if there is a funeral in your family in the future, you can contact me when there is a lack of tombstone.

Is this a real person or a fake?

The moon looked at the tombstone.

The tombstone reads Ge Wanqing, born on X-Day of January, 1989 and died on X-January, 2013.

Do you still want to lie?

But this also shows that this is a kind ghost, in order not to scare her, and deliberately told a little lie.

But!

Ghosts are good ghosts, people are not good people, what should they do?

The moon blinked and sent a message.

(⚰_╯) #, who do you curse have a funeral!You have a day to be dead!

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[Note]:

Oh! 🙂Forgot to declare a thing with everyone, the two-dimensional code tombstone is not a baby's brain hole, but the real existence, we can search online.