“Two hundred and five, there’s something good for you!”

The sound of the moon, who was lying in the yard, had just recognized that it was the last person he wanted to see at present, and a heavy object fell on himself.

“Oh, hey, hey!”

He had just caught the thing, and the thing cried.

“The cat?”I looked up and saw what it was!

The black cat!

Suddenly, his eyes were black, he rolled down from the chaise longue, fell to the ground, twitched in his limbs, unconscious!

The moon came over, and his face was full of shock.

The zombie cat squatted on the belly of the stump, licking the paws obediently, as if it all had nothing to do with it.

She looked at such a thorn for a while, kicked and kicked him with his feet, and saw that Chen Xu did not have any reaction, so she was sure that Chen Xu's pomp was not acting, but that it was a real lecherous attack!

"Oh!There really are “serious consequences.”Oh yeah!”She laughed happily, anyway, as long as this guy has something wrong, she is happy!

However, she is still a very kind woman, so how can she let a person who has been mad incarced like this fall to the ground and die?So she pulled him up and tried to go back to the front hall to find the most reliable man in the house (white three leaves) to see if he could cure the two hundred and fifty-five of the leprosy.

You know, just put the tungs on your back...

“Nomi...!”

This guy is spitting!

The foam spit on her shoulder!

The face of the moon turns from red to green and then red!

“Throw him into the pool, throw him into the pool, throw him into the pool...”

There was an evil little voice next to it, muttering, to arouse her!

The moon turned his head, looked at the big white cat lying on the edge of the pool, and said without a word: "Shut up!Am I that kind of person?”

The big white cat lifted himself up and said indifferently, “You are such a person!”Don't bear it, let the ghost out of your heart, I know you want to throw that fool into the water now.Throw it down, he is God, and he will not drown him.”

The Moon (=_=): “Does God still faint like this?”

The white cat: “???”

Shuo Yue (=_=): "You see those fairy TV series, which god fainted in the past is not beautiful look?"Just those two hundred and fifty, and the fucking grounding gas!”

The big white cat (⊙▽⊙) is speechless!

The moon snorted, put an armpit on the mouth of Xu, and carried him out of the yard.

After she left, the big white cat helpless to hold her big fat face, showing a clear smile: "To be honest, I just can't let go of the care of that man?"Oh . . .

The corner of the eye caught a glimpse of the zombie cat leaving loyally along the traces of the moon, and the big white cat suddenly realized what was going on: "That girl has always been particularly fond of me because she likes her master's cat, so I will specially become a particularly hairy big cat."But now it is obvious that the girl has forgotten the past, forgotten the cat, and her feeling of the cat is no longer as obsessed with the cat-sucking family in the past, so can I - can I not continue to pretend to be a big cat?"

Good idea!

The big white cat cheered, liberated himself, jumped out of the water, and changed back to the original shape in the face of the moonlight - a snake with big wings and a silver flash!

The original form

Freedom is

The nature

It finally got to find itself!

\(*T▽T*)/

*

“The trough!Where are the snakes in our garden?Killed!”When the moon returned to the backyard, I saw a big white snake flying in the moonlight, so scared that I didn't want to pick up the broom behind the door, and threw my whole body.

Seven inches in the middle!

Pounce!

The snake that let go of his own bacon fell back into the water, splashed with countless flowers, and countless fish that were very fat.

A minute later, a large, furry white cat climbed up from the pool, and it held its face depressingly, its mouth, and spit out a fat carp.

"It seems that whatever I become, it is impossible to please any girl as a snake."

What a painful realization!

*

The front hall.

Bai Sanye looked seriously at the girl standing in front of him and solemnly and powerfully said: "The Meow God was separated from the body, and the body slept for 4000 years, while the Yuan God was released after being sealed 4,000 years, and lived on the cat for 5 years."Now, when the body is found, the spirit of the god of the cat will return to the flesh, but the spirit and the body have been separated for too long, and the connection between the two is not so close; on the contrary, the spirit of the god of the cat will have a sense of the body that he has just used, and such a stress response will occur.I think, after waiting for a while, after the spirit of the god of the meow god and the body fit together, there should be no such reaction again."

The moon looked at him without a word: “...”

White asked seriously, “Is there any other problem?”

Shuo Moon: "Grandpa, I just put people down, even if you play, you should first help people put the pulse, flip the eyelids, look at the tongue?"At least you go through the scene and make a speech again!”

That's right!

Shuo Yue put people from the yard to the white three leaves in front of the white three leaves, just put down the person, originally expected the white three leaves can help Chen Xu to see which part of the body has a problem, but did not expect that the white three leaves do not even look at Chen Xu, directly to her published a long talk!

What a scam?!

White Sanye sighed and said, "It's not the first time I've had such a stress response, you think the first time he had a stress response, didn't you ask me to give him the veins, turn over his eyelids, and see his tongue?"Just because these have been experienced and have long been conclusive, why should I go through the field again to tell you the conclusion?”

Then he paused and asked, “What?Have I asked you?”

White three leaves rolled a white eye: "Nonsense, of course you have done this!"

“But why am I not impressed?”

“Shit, you’re losing your mind!”White Sanye sighed, then pointed to the unconscious Chen Xu and said: "Take people away."Rest assured, every time you faint 23 minutes and 3 seconds, you will wake up on your own, and then it will be like no one.Take it away.”

The moon Σ (°△°||||), took a cold breath: “Even accurate to the second?”

The white three leaves snorted, quite proud: "That's for sure!"Take it away!”

“Oh!”She did not dare to provoke his grandfather, and quickly took Chen Xu away, just as she was about to leave the front hall, Bai Sanye suddenly said: "Month, remember, do not try to let the cat see the cat again, otherwise it will..."

Then he asked, “What would happen?”