There was a cold light in the white three-leaf eyes and a clear voice: “...or something terrible will happen!”

The moon: “...”

The air is suddenly quiet.

“You and he are the ones who are the ones.”The moon looked deeply at the white three leaves, and then left with the Chen Xu back.

*

He wakes up in his new room.

“Who am I, where am I, and how did I faint?”He was full of questions, completely forgetting what had happened before he fainted.

Suddenly, a heavy thing hit him in the thigh.

“Meow”

“The cat—”He turned his eyes away and fell down straight from the bed, twitching his limbs, and foaming at the mouth.

The curtains of the room were opened, revealing the shadow of the moon.

The moon squatted in the window, looked at the fall of the can not bear the Chen Xu, silent for three seconds, then nodded: "Well, it seems to be true, he really can't bear this kind of stimulation ah!"Oh . . .

Her mouth raised a funny laugh.

It was a very wicked laugh.

*

Since then, the sad beginnings...

But he will never remember how sad he is, because every time he opens his eyes, he will forget what he saw before he fainted... No, he didn't even know that he had fainted, but thought he had slept...!

*

After eating, just sitting down in the living room, Chen Xu lay on the table and smiled and asked, “What are you eating today?”

When I finished, I felt as if there was a small, hairy animal under the table rubbed its legs.

What is it?

He bent down and looked.

“Meow,” the zombie cat screamed.

The mind was blank, and it ran to the ground.

The moon stood aside with the freshly burned dish, looked at him with pity, and then put the dish on the table and turned away indifferently.

The zombie cat lurks into the belly of the stump and licks the paws.

*

When taking a shower...

While sleeping...

When to wake up...

When the sun...

When watching TV...

When playing games...

When watching the film...

When in a daze...

...

Anyway, all kinds of faints!

After he fainted, he just couldn’t remember what he had been through, so he fainted again and again, so he fainted again!

The 26th: “It’s a cat again!”Why do I say “again”?Puffed . . . !”

The 27th fainting: “Where did I see this cat?”Pounced . . .

The 28th: “I’m going to faint again...”

Before the 29th hail: "I always seem to faint recently, why?"

For the 30th time, he seriously said to the zombie cat who came to himself: "Wait, don't come here, I faint myself!"Pounced . . .

After the fall, the zombie cat happily bounced onto his body, licking his paws, and looked innocent and innocent.

People gathered.

Finally, people who stand by have a little compassion!

Nameless: “Month, is it cruel that you did this?”Didn’t you tell me that you can’t let a zombie cat appear in front of the cat?Why didn’t you control your cat?You did it intentionally, didn’t you?Look at the god, how poor!I fainted seven or eight times a day!What a nice little guy, they’re all thin, hey!”

With that, the nameless and pity to touch the thin cheek.

The moon saw this picture, the corner of the mouth, impatient said: "old father, don't do this!"He is a man, how can you be hungry, you don't have to touch a man's face like this?"

Unsung and affectionately said, “Once, he was the only candidate for my son-in-law!”

The Moon!

“Now and still!Hush!My beloved son-in-law!Your life is hard!If you are shi, my month will be a widow!”

Oh, hey!

As soon as the nameless voice fell, it was knocked on the first pan of the moon.

“I don’t know what the past was, but it can’t be now or in the future!”Don't be sorry, Gideon!"The moon coldly said to his own nervous father.

With that, she went over and dragged her to bed.

Just put the fainted person in place, the nameless came out again, and said with a vertical middle finger: "If you don't send people back to bed every time, I will not be 'self-morbid', I think you are still disconnected!"Oooh, moon, don't take ordinary people will have such a warm reaction to make a speech, I don't believe it!If you are really so kind, you can't bear to lie on the ground and be cold, then why do you want to let the cat out and scare people!"

The moon: “...”

The cold sweat!

After three seconds of tangling, the moon finally opened his mouth: "Yes, I am just kind..."

“Do you want to scare the cat out?”(╰_╯) #"

She said, “It’s your fault for you and your grandfather!You two always say that you can't let two hundred and five see the cat, I think - people, should not be afraid of difficulties, in the face of difficulties and obstacles should be brave to overcome!You see, such a great supreme god saw the cat faint once, this spread like a word?So in order to let him overcome this obstacle, I will not restrain my small, so that Xiaoke often appears in front of the two hundred and fifty.You see, isn't that very healing?From the beginning, when you see the cat, you will faint, and now you see the cat, you can persist for at least 10 seconds and say, "Slow down, I faint myself" - how much cross and progress!

“It’s nonsense—it’s too much—”People speak in unison!

The Moon (⊙▽⊙)!

"It's inhumane."Bai Sanye shook his head, sighed, and couldn't help but say, "Moon, why do we say that you just don't listen?"I really can't see it.Give me the cat, and I'll lock it in the warehouse, and let it out when the meow will not faint again."

The moon’s face changed and said, “No!”

White three leaves shook his head and rejected the moon with a firm look.

The moon staggered his feet and stared at the white three leaves, but he did not dare to disobey his meaning.

White three leaves throw out a whip, the zombie cat rolled up, who knows, the whip has just wrapped into the zombie cat, suddenly, Chen Xu like a deceit general popping up, eyes straight, the expression of wood, looks a little scary!

“The meow—!”The zombie cat suddenly jumped up, the whole body of the hair exploded, but also issued a very deplorous scream, and then the head crooked, fell on the body of Chen Xu, four feet to the sky, the whole body twitch, but also mouth foam!

And Chen Xu's eyes were staring directly at where, about a minute later, his head was crooked, and then fainted.

People: “???”