Very yellow and violent auction house.

A round of commodity auctions, and finally it is the turn of the finale goods...

“The exciting time has come.Everyone knows that good things are left to the end!Today we are no exception, leaving the good stuff to the end!But!This time is not the same as usual, this good thing is definitely a once-in-a-lifetime, and life may not be able to meet such an extraordinary beauty in a hundred years!Starting price, 10 million!”

“Shhh—”

Boss Huang just stood on the stage, grasping the microphone excitedly finished this speech, the stage is a boo!

Although the "goods" of the very yellow and violent auction house are indeed good things, when it comes to "ten million", who dares to believe it?You know, the princess of the fallen kingdom last month only took 9.99 million, but also packed a mail!

In the face of the bosom, Boss Huang still kept smiling: "It is not worth ten million, I will not repeat it!"Please see the goods!If it feels appropriate, take a picture!I have lived most of my life, the only thing I have seen, no more nonsense, you will be crazy for it!"

As soon as he waved his hand, the curtain fell behind him, and a figure appeared in front of everyone.

It was a man in a casual dress...

Oh, man?

The whole place was silent.

Black people with a black face...

"Hi" will be on the stage, smile and raise his hand, blink his eyes, and the fools of the people on the stage to say hello.

In an instant, the whole place was boiling.

“I’ll give you 10 million cents!”

“You’re also interested in adding a dime?”The old paper is 10 million cents!”

“It’s a shame, do you want to go out and say you’re a tycoon?”I'll give you a million and a hundred!"

“A bunch of people who have lost their faces!I'll make $10 million!"

“Ten million and a thousand dollars!”

“Shame on you!One thousand and ten thousand!Can you be more proud?”

“I have 10 million and a hundred thousand cents!”

“I’m five cents more than him!”

“...”

It’s like boiling water!

At this time, someone took a heavy shot: "Twenty million!"

Instantly, the whole scene was silent, and no one stood up to raise the price at this time, it seems that the person has already been photographed!

However, just when everyone thought that 20 million would be able to shoot the finale, a voice came out: "30 million!"

“Fuck, who dares to call me?”Don’t you know that I am a great man who lives on top of the cloud?Whoever dares to call me, I have always been ten million more, who is afraid of whom!Forty million!"

“Fifty million.”

“Sixty million!”

“Seventy million!”

“Thirty million!”

“Nine million!”

“The cloud can’t lift his hand.

At this time, the man who had been competing with him and he meowed himself raised the auction board and even called himself up the price: "100 million!"

“Wow!”Everyone was shocked by the high price.

A billion people caught their mouths.

However ...

“Cough!Calm down, we haven’t started to officially shoot yet...” Mr. Huang said.

Whole place!

But what they don't know is that the owner of Huang's heart is happy to open the flower, which has not yet begun to shoot, this group of people has been crazy to bid up, but also raised the price of 100 million, which shows that if it is really photographed, it may not mean how much money can be photographed!

“Is it still filmed?Table 44 has been priced at 100 million, no one wants to pay a higher price than him, you just trade according to this money.If you don’t believe me, who else will pay a man more than a hundred million?”Someone shouted.

Boss Huang said happily: "A hundred million is just a small number."If you really know the identity of this person, you will know that 100 million is too small and you can't afford this person!"

“How is it possible?”

"This man, you see him as an ordinary person, in fact, he is a newly unearthed zombie!" 」

“The zombies?How is it possible?Are zombies that soft?He looks like a normal person, you say he’s a zombie?”

Boss Huang smiled and said, “Is it a zombie, we will try it with props to know.”You know, the real zombie is a copper-skinned iron bone, how to fight can not wear it!Come, take the 18-year-old weapon!”

“Wow!”

Is this true?

When the auction house people moved a bunch of weapons from the stage, everyone knew that this was coming, what knives and guns were there, was this one to perform... magic?

Boss Huang smiled and let the people under the stage come up to check the authenticity of the weapon again, those people came up and touched the weapon, and his face changed, this is a real weapon!They are not tos!

When everyone in the audience was sure that this was a real weapon that could kill people, Boss Huang squinted and asked the people under the stage: "What weapons do you want to use on zombies?"Do you want us to be professional killers, or do you guys want to try it yourself?”

People shake their heads!

What a joke?They’re just sure the weapon is real, but aren’t sure the zombies are real.Do it yourself, if it really makes a life and your clothes are dirty, what should you do?Let the professional killer do it!

"Well, since people don't want to come up and try this opportunity to kill zombies, let's let the professional killer try the real and false of this zombie."Rest assured, the zombies are not allowed to enter, so no matter what weapon is used on the zombie, it will not kill him.”

Boss Huang's words have not yet been finished, and the courter will grab a knife and wave...

“Oh, hey?”

Gosh!

Boss Huang's head fell to the ground, but the body was still standing on the stage, and his hands were still holding the microphone, still in the posture of the explanation.

The whole place: “...”

Pounce!

Boss Huang's body finally fell down, and the blood flowed.

killed!

Everyone finally reacted, the only blink of an eye on the stage can make their worth soared to 100 million beautiful men, he said hello did not say a word, he took a knife, harvested a person's head.

And the head of boss Huang groaned from the stage to the bottom of the stage, from the feet of the first row of spectators to roll over, bringing out a long bloodstain...

He's not kidding!

Are the sellers being killed now?

Only the beautiful man on the stage said without expression: "He meows, it is enough to take a weapon, you have to take the eighteen killers up, you don't hurt, but the old paper is painful!"With so much to say, the old paper is thirsty again. . . .

His blood-red pupils swept through everyone on the stage...