Extra 12 Auctioning Jiangshi (2)
Chapter 2379:Extra 12 Auctioning Jiangshi (2)
“Who can give me a drink of watermelon juice?”I said so much, I was thirsty!”Called up the courtier.
I fainted a lot from the floor!
This zombie did not agree, the knife cut off the head of the auction house boss, the blood is shed, he does not lick the blood, even said to drink watermelon juice?
囧囧囧!
No one can return to the bloody scene in front of him, and his eyes are dull.
He turned his head impatiently and looked at the boss's men.
The eyes kill!
“Sir, I’m going to give you watermelon juice right now!”The man was trembling all over, immediately rushed down, and a minute later, his hand was filled with a glass of watermelon juice.
He took a sip of watermelon juice and turned the whole zombie into a lot more refreshing.
He stood up, took the knife and gently pulled a small mouth on his finger, and the rounded blood beads flowed out.As he drank watermelon juice, he walked over to the head of the yellow boss, squeezed out a drop of blood, and dripped on the head of the yellow boss.
“Ah—”
The next second, the head of Boss Huang who had died suddenly screamed, successfully scaring the auctioneers nearby.
And the courtiers turned around and walked back to the stage.
After boss Huang's head was barking on the ground for a while, he slowly returned to God, and he saw that the body with blood on the stage was still standing, and the whole head became bad: "I am me... that, that is my body?"
The people of the food collectively nodded their heads.
The head of the yellow boss Σ (°△°|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
“Am I dead?How did I die?No, not right!I’m going to die, how can I still talk?How can I see something?How can I still think!Why!”Boss Huang's head was full of fear and anger, and he asked the generals on the stage: "Dead zombies, why do you do this to me!"Do I have any enemies with you?Why are you killing me?”
The courtier drank the watermelon juice and said without expression: "No hatred."
Boss Huang's head (╰_╯) #: "Then why do you do this to me?"
“Aren’t you going to prove that I’m a zombie?”Although your weapon is not to kill me, but I am not shaking M, (old paper is trembling S!)I have no interest in getting you to abuse my body, so I can only wrong you and use you to prove that I am a zombie."
Boss Huang's head (╰_╯) #: "You are a zombie, with my body, how can you prove that you are a zombie...Are you going to turn me into a zombie?Oh!NO!I don't want to turn into a vampire!I want to be human!Mom, I want to die!“Oh, uh, (TAT).”
General: “Watch crying!”
Boss Huang's head braked for a second: "Forget it, as long as you can live, it's good to be a zombie."
The courtiers were slammed, and said to the boss Huang's men, "Go to a man who will sew the body and sew his body."
“Yes!”Hands down.
The courtier looked at the boss with amusedness and said, "When you were in the background, didn't you ask me my identity?"I am a zombie ancestor!If my blood only turned you into a zombie, what kind of ancestor am I?Don’t you want to be like a zombie?My blood can bring the dead back to life, and when the sewn bodyman comes and sews up your body and head, I promise you that you will live as a tiger, that is, a scar on your neck.Don't you mind?"
“Don’t mind!”Boss Huang's head smiled happily, "As long as I can live, what is one more scar?"
The general laughed, he went to the podium, picked up the hammer, and thrashed it hard, and said in a loud voice: "This zombie can make you mortals immortal and eternal youth!"Don't miss passing by, 100 million can't buy a loss, 100 million can't buy - 100 million to shoot!Whoever meows again to give me a dime and a dime of grinding and chirping, the old paper will let him become a zombie now!Take a picture!”
As soon as the voice fell, someone immediately held up a sign: "10 million and 110 million!"
Pia ~!
The general did not want to throw the man a hammer: "This zombie can make you immortal, eternal youth, you only add ten million prices?"What the old paper says should be worth a billion dollars, right?Who do you think you’re filming now?You are the Zombie Patron, not the ordinary zombies!Stupid X!
That's it (TAT)!
“Two hundred million!”
“Three hundred million!”
...
In order to live for the long life, all the rich merchants began to bid frantically, the old man of the boss Huang has been picked up by his hands at this time, placed on the stage, he saw this lively scene, can not help but squint his eyes, thinking, as long as the sewn bodysmith put himself up, he will receive a large sum of money!
He thought that the greatest effect of this zombie was to help stop the gun, and he did not think that he still had the magical power of returning to life!
With this special power alone, let alone 100 billion, it is impossible to use money to buy such a magical zombie in this world!
Money, money, money.
“I have a hundred billion!”
At this time, a loud voice sounded at the auction.
Silence.
Is that the highest price?
“One hundred and one hundred million!”Just when everyone thought that 100 billion was the highest price, suddenly someone auctioned.
“Two hundred billion!”
wow!
Who is so proud?Everyone else is an additional price of 100 million, and this person directly raised the price by 100 billion?It seems that this person is not only in the trenches, but also in the immortality of life!
“Two hundred and one hundred million!”
"Cut ~" saw the addition of 100 million Tu Hao, others saw only an additional 100 million, immediately feel that this bidder is too small.
“Three hundred billion!”
Sure enough, the tyre is 300 billion!
“Three hundred and one hundred million!”
“Create!”The people booled.
And that tycoon is also crazy, no matter what, they are desperately raising the price, and the bidder who is considered by others to be stingy is like fighting against him, constantly adding 100 million, saying that it is to press the tycoon 100 million!
The tyrant is also crazy price increase, do not care about the opponent, desperately 100 billion up, at the beginning, others still think he is a trench, but these rounds of fighting down, others feel that he is stupid - that the pair plus a hundred million voice, clearly in the fun of the tyrant ah, but the tyrant or constantly add a hundred billion, this is the hope of using the momentum to overwhelm that the rightful person, but the rightful bird at all, you say he is not stupid?
“N999 million!On the top, the author doesn’t know what level it is!”The tycrums cried out in anger!
So, the right-hand man laughed and said, “I don’t want to live and die, I just make fun of you, don’t shoot anymore!”“Zombies for you, silly.”
The generals on the stage laughed.
And the ten temples under the stage covered their little hearts and vomited a big mouthful of blood...
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