Lord of Dongming Mountain
Chapter 30:Lord of Dongming Mountain
After a few seconds, when you saw the floating mountain god seal, Xu Zhi and hundreds of monsters were stunned!
After a long time, Xu Zhihua finally couldn't help but turn his head and look at Shishi Maiden with the expression of that medicine that can't stop: "Uh, mother, I read a lot of books, you can't fool me... This, this, this is obviously white radishes?"
Yes, it is really white radish, and it is still half white radish!
Just washed the white radish above, but also with fresh mud, and then do not know who so think, actually engraved four words on the cross section of the radish, and it is still difficult to see the four words that can be climbed - East!Ming!The mountain!God!
Tears ah, a large group of monsters all look at the tears, Xu know but feel very cordial, heart when I read the university internship report, I personally carved a white radish impersonation unit official seal, I did not expect many years later, actually can still see such a familiar scene here...
“The money is tight, it’s hard and simple!”Shishi Maiden actually had a rare red face, but an embarrassing cough, "Moreover, this is not an ordinary white radish, this is the spirit of the East Ming Mountains, gathered the East Ming Mountain Zhong Xiu, but also represents the collective will of the mountain life..."
Don't worry, you just say the flowers, it is also a white radish!
Xu Zhi could not help but turn his eyes hard, and his heart said that we really wanted to be a mountain god, and then stamped everywhere with this white radish, that picture is really...
Less, Shishi finally became angry, and looked at her again and became ill: "Tell me the right thing, don't you all want to be mountain gods, hurry, who will try it first?" 」
Well, a large group of monsters looked at each other, and after half a day, the pigs could not help but resist, immediately rolled up their sleeves and rushed up: "I come, I come... well, is it not I writing the will of the mountain god, and then stamped with the seal of the mountain god, on the line?"
So, this guy has copied the pen, casually found a piece of paper to write: "Well, this god has the purpose, from now on, this mountain marriage will not accept the bride price, but also not to ask the man whether there is a cave house and cloud car, especially flowers her mother flowers ... above, effective immediately!"
What a mess, a large group of monsters look desperately to roll their eyes, the pig just did not care so much, very proud to throw the pen, pick up the next white radish: "Get it done, then just put on the seal, and then..."
And then not then!
The purpose of the mountain god was written, and the seal was also stamped, but the will with the red seal did not move at all, and there was no glare shining, let alone it immediately.
uh, the pig just waits, waits for the legs are soft, can't help but wipe the cold sweat: "What, we have to wait for a few days, no way, this year's head of the door is very poor efficiency, sometimes..."
Hello there!
A large group of monsters flew directly to him, and the big snake rushed up immediately, and raised the white radish with excitement: "Let me come, in fact, I always think that I am very close to Dongming Mountain, maybe..."
With your head, there is no doubt that this guy has failed!
The next group of monsters looked at each other, simply lined up in long lines to try, and finally even the red sister who was not interested in being a mountain god, also tried it under the insuation of a group of monsters, and by the way, her intention was to write "from now on, under the jurisdiction of Dongmingshan, all the monsters mentioned the word beauty, all the words of Chisisters were replaced by the three words of Chiss and children..."
It is strange to think with your feet and backs up and know that this will work!
“Understood?”Shishi Maiden smiled and looked at them, "You know why, because Dongmingshan does not like you, or that it is not willing to admit you at all!"
"No God, no reason, labor and labor have lived here for hundreds of years, and it actually has no feelings for me?"Pigs are simply heartbroken, and they are abandoned by their first love, "Ah, I don't believe it, even we can't, is it replaced by... old promise, you come!"
“Me?”A group of monsters, no matter how much, pushed him directly to the front of the table.
“All right, all right.”He could only scratch his head and pick up his pen, “Wait, what will I write?”
"Anyway, you can write rouge water powder all fifty percent."My sister was very serious about the suggestion.
Don't bother, Xu knows very speechless look at her, and casually wrote it on the paper: "Cough, in order to promote population growth and solve the problem of aging society, from now on, under the jurisdiction of Dongmingshan, the full opening of the second child birth policy, one more life, the whole family is glorious...above, immediately ... huh?"
Well, just wrote these two words, next to the white radish mountain seal, actually automatically vacated, in the right side of the paper with a red seal!
In an instant, this will suddenly rise without wind, and then burns in the air, turning into thousands of golden rays, whizzing away in all directions, and suddenly integrating into the mountain stone trees disappeared...
“What situation?”They are full of demons and a lot of demons.
The next moment, I saw those mountain stones and trees, countless wolf worms, leopard rabbit wild birds all came out, full of peach hearts into pairs, can't wait to go straight to their own home, some anxious guys can't even wait to close the door, start...
I am in a hurry to have a second child, which is to say that this will work?
This is okay, a large group of monsters eyes are straight, the pig is even more tears: "how, how can this, we spend so much energy is useless, the old Xu actually wrote casually... I rub, is there a mistake, this year even the mountain look at the face?" 」
How do I know, Xu knows very speechless desperately to roll his eyes, but half speechless, he suddenly moved in his heart, thoughtfully turned to the old house: "Wait, do you say..."
Yes, Shishi Maiden smiled and looked at him: "Although even the palace does not understand why your house will be connected with Dongmingshan, but the current fact is that your house is indeed integrated with Dongmingshan, in layman's point of view, your house is Dongmingshan, Dongming Mountain is your house..."
Well, it sounds a bit of a breeze, and I scratch my head without a word.
I can understand it, Shishi mother put her hand and turned her head to look at the pigs and just jerked them: "Well, since you know it has done it, then from now on, he is the new mountain god of Dongmingshan... Well, who of you have opinions?" 」
What else can be said, the fact is in front of them, a large group of monsters can only be big eyes and small eyes.
The pig was depressed for half a day, and finally took a helpless bite of the hooves: "Forget it, forget it, anyway, the old man is also his own person, he wants to be good, but I said it first, the old wish you will not be an official after the blessing, forcing us to pay taxes to let us go to the tribute and the first night right?"
Why do I have to do it for the first night?
Xu Zhi can't help but look at the sky, the heart of life is really wonderful ah, our family through the previous harvest work leader has not been, the result of the crossing a few days later, directly mixed into the civil service team ... oh, then back, what level of mountain god, equivalent to the township chief, can eat a ticket?
At this time, Shishi Mai also opened her eyes and smiled: "Come here, you know, now that you are already the mountain god of Dongmingshan, then this palace has a responsibility to give you!"
Speaking of the two words of duty, she suddenly had a serious face, so that the monsters around her felt that kind of condensation atmosphere and could not help but quiet down.
“Well, mother, you say...” I know that I am infected by this atmosphere, and it is difficult to sit down.
“That’s right.”Shishi Maiden nodded with satisfaction, and another serious cough, "Then, know, from today, you are sitting in the town of Dongmingshan Mountain, the responsibility of the mountain god in the future, to run this side of the mountain, as the so-called, thunder and rain, are all grace, public heart for the mountain..."
“Everyone is busy, can you be honest?”I can’t stop sweating the cold.
"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Scully, it didn't end up saying that!
Xu Zhihu took a breath, but turned his head full of strange faces, looked at the red sister and purple behind them: "Well, in fact, I think that even if I am not the god of this mountain, I will do my best for Dongmingshan, after all, I live here now, and everyone's relationship is also very good, maybe I will raise the red in the future...
I know, I know that the stupid girl behind will be arrogant, he is very skilled bent, dodging the snoring spider web behind, oh huh, the same trick is useless to the holy fighter...
That's fine, that's fine, Shishi's mother smiled and picked up the white radish, and was very irresponsible to throw it: "Come, print!"
Sweat one, Xu knows, hastened to catch up.
In an instant, just as he held the seal of the mountain god, the whole Dongming Mountain suddenly roared and shook, and the dense pine forest around the Pan Silk Cave seemed to be spiritual, and he bowed down the canopy in his neatness, as if he was seeing his superiors.
What is even more strange is that at this moment, the abundant mountain aura suddenly passed through the white radish mountain seal, which was surgingly instilled into his old house, and then it seemed to be pulled by invisible forces, most of which were injected into the rice cooker for the alchemy.
Get enough aura injection, the entire rice cooker released countless glare, even in this instant and raised the first step, to know that according to the normal situation, want to let the rice cooker lift again, at least five or six thousand stones ...
“Is that the welfare of the mountain?”I know my face full of surprise.
"More than that, we still have the year-end award paid vacation, when the five hundred years of the mountain god can be divided into a set of fairy cave!"Shi Shishi mother-in-law answered a serious answer, hand in hand on the edge of the bed shot -
Red light filled, the big bed suddenly vacated, by the way, still swept away the real red man who has not dared to move now, and the depressed face of the bull demon king: "Oh oh huh, back to the mountain, back to the mountain, tonight this palace to stay up late tonight, the kind of sunflowers a lot of small sun to feed the zombie game to open the customs..."
“I always thought your mother was wrong?”He scratched his head without a word, so he watched the big bed disappear into the distant sky.
In the golden sunshine of noon, he left for a while, and then looked at the white radish mountain seal in his hand, suddenly there was a very unreal feeling: "Okay, so I said, I really become..."
He clattered, before he could understand, suddenly saw the back, hundreds of monsters very neatly dressed, respectfully saluted him: "See the mountain god, congratulate the Lord of the East Mingshan!"
What the situation, I know, looking at them, the first reaction is - there is a conspiracy!Nima, there must be a conspiracy in there!
Sure enough, the next moment, the just respectful pig just raging them, suddenly opened his eyes and smiled, and directly flooded him -
"Oh, old Xu, you are a mountain god, should you take care of our brothers ah, such as the marriage I just said is not allowed to accept the bride price, this will is very good, come, put a seal..."
"What do you think, you know, what my snake is to you!Just like this, I plan to build the cave house on the Dongpo, but the nearby rabbit demon always says that I block their light, you see can't... the back door, how can this be called the back door, this is called humane?"
“Fly all over the air, you guys, don’t try to take advantage of it!”
“No, I see, my house is the best!”
"That's, but I know, you see if we're going to do the next will, order the rouge powder shop and the milk powder shop under the mountain to be 50% off... Well, you said it's not up to you, it's okay, we can... feed, I haven't finished, I don't know where you're going?"
Volume II Goes Left to Lanruo Shop
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