Those Demon-Slaying Things
Chapter 31:Those Demon-Slaying Things
Time this thing is like traffic, you think you still have a lot of unused, the result is a WeChat, in a blink of an eye I was strangled...
Winter to spring, two months from the red defense war, in the blink of an eye, the East Ming Mountain has reached the spring, the romantic mountain flowers in the mountains and forests gradually bloom, the snow melts into streams of water in winter, and the trails between the green pine forests are meandering...
In the warm sunshine of the afternoon, a large group of monsters gathered outside the hole, and happily played the newly popular football game, six little Lori's eyebrows sat on the side of the big stone, eating a steaming cream cake, and the ponytail was very neatly rocking in the gentle spring breeze...
"It's not fair, why are you all on vacation, and I still have to work hard at home?"
In the old house next door to Pansidong, Xu Zhi looked at the "East Mingshan expenditure account form" on the table, and then looked at the red deficits that made people's hearts and minds on the above, and couldn't help but burst into tears, your sister, said that the civil servants leisurely life, said that the tea speculation stock to read the newspaper?
Well, this has to be said from two months ago—
At that time, after the red defense war, Shishi Mai Maitong threw down the white radish mountain seal, by the way, took away the real man of the red frog, do not know how she was aftercare, but since this time, the double snake education in the eastern Xinjiang branch suddenly disappeared, even the upper level of the double snake religion does not matter, but let Xu know white and white battle for half of winter.
On the other hand, still complaining about the lack of righteousness to seduce the cow demon king, seems to be also "voluntary" into the Shishi Mai Mai, it is said that this guy is busy in the white bone hole to send tea to wash the laminated, occasionally responsible for the mother when the disease when the lightning rod, it is estimated that for a long time did not have time to rob the red sister.
In this way, without external pressure, the daily life should be very leisurely, as long as the red sister every day grinding teeth, by the way, they will feed them.
But the problem is that I never thought ah, originally just the next mountain god work, actually will be so hard, ah, God knows how Dongmingshan can be so poor, no, no, is not a problem of poverty, it is simply a depression and debt crisis plus unemployment rate, more than Greece and Greece -
Because of the previous war, Dongming Mountain was severely damaged, especially the last time the Pansi Cave was bombarded by the real man of the daisy, and now it takes a lot of expenses to be renovated;
In order to promote the prosperity of Dongming Mountain, the half-mountainside Dongminghu Fang City should also be expanded, although the pigs have volunteered to help, but the box of rice must be out of the Lord of the mountain, but this group of guys are big food, the food money is enough to make Dongmingshan bankrupt;
Yes, when it comes to the monster problem, in order to prevent other people from getting real people and other people to make trouble again, the cultivation of Dongmingshan demons must also be put on the agenda, but you know, since you want to seriously cultivate, you don't have time to go out and rob and earn living expenses, right, and cultivation is very expensive, and all kinds of drugs and secrets must be reimbursed by the public;
Well, even these, the most speechless thing is that the fox demon sister of Dongpo actually ran to cry in tears, and said that the several belly-bills that hung outside had all been stolen, so I asked the Lord of the mountain to spend money to form a patrol... I 嚚嚚, which bastard is so deficient, check out that you are dead!
So, the problem that can be solved with money is not a problem... but the problem is that we have no money in the East Mingshan!
Hardly sent away the crying fox girl, Xu Zhi very sad look at the deficit account, and then began to think about how to get rich, leading the red sister pig to work together to run well...
Obviously, from the current situation, the only stable income of Dongmingshan is only its own unreliable alchemy, but the problem is that even if it has been hard from morning to night, it is not enough to fill the financial expenses of Dongmingshan.
“Oh, that’s hard.”He took a few more breaths of dan, and he knew that he fell on the rattan chair with sore back pain.
No, no, no, then it will go bankrupt sooner or later, it seems that recently we must find a way to make money as soon as possible, with the red sister together to make a fortune... but now the question is what to do... uh?
He was distressed, he turned his head inadvertently, and in a blink of an eye, he saw that the red sister was standing there with a heavy face, worried about his eyebrows locked...
“Well, what happened?”Suddenly there was a feeling of shock.
“Things, things are bad!”The red sister frowned tightly, clung up with a heavy face, and lowered her voice carefully, "Do you know, have you found that I seem to have recently... as if ... you have become fat?" 」
“Oh!”Xu Zhiyi directly squirted out a sip of milk, "Don't make a fuss, sister, don't make a fuss, everyone is so busy, fat a little bit and will not get pregnant, and then where are you fat?"
"It's true, it's true."The red sister bit her lip, thinking that she wanted to simply untie the horn of the shirt, revealing a snow-white waist and leg, "You see, you see, I measured it this morning, and found that the waist circumference was half an inch thick, half an inch, do you know what this means?"
“Does it mean that the flash floods are exploting the volcano and Kunwu are about to be destroyed?”She knew that she was speechless and desperately rolled his eyes, but he could not help looking down at her slender waist and legs-
In the golden sun of the evening, the first beautiful red dress of Dongming Mountain, exposed to the warm wind, the small waist silver white as snow, the pear vortex-like delicate navel, hanging a crisp and swaying small bell, the skin is white like jade, exuding a natural charm, so that people can't help but want to touch...
Cough, indecent do not look, do not look!
Hardly to control their hands, Xu know full of embarrassed look up, only feel that the heartbeat is uncontrollable acceleration: "Uh... no, no ... I think... uh, think, still ... very beautiful..."
“Oh?”The little girl raised her head confused.
The next moment, when she met her bright eyes, she finally realized that she had done a stupid thing, and she couldn't help but be red, and even her crystalline earlobe was red...
For a moment, the atmosphere in the room suddenly became very strange, only to hear the rapid breathing of the two people, Xu Zhi was embarrassed, and he could not help but scratch his head: "What, I mean..."
“No, don’t say it!”Not knowing what to say, the red sister stepped on him proudly and panicked to change the topic, "You are to blame, you have recently made so many desserts, and that kind of delicious cream cake..."
My sister, you are unreasonable!
Xu Zhi couldn't help but look at the sky, the heart can also blame me on the head, then again, those cream cakes I made for them to eat, who told you to steal it?
“But people can’t stand it either!”She said, “No matter, you have to take responsibility, um, responsible for helping me lose weight!”
“Yes, yes.”Xu Zhihu looked at her sincerely, "Or so, I will stop the dinner supply today, by the way, throw you near the Shushan Sword, when a group of swords and fairies chase you every day, I promise not to do it in a month..."
Satan, I have not yet come out to die!
Before I could finish, I heard the sound of the sword outside the house, and the sound of a loud and positive air sounded like a thunder and lightning roar from the sky!
“No, the sword fairy, is the sword fairy?”He and his sister looked at each other and rushed to the door of the house.
Then, I saw the red sky filled with dusk, a glamorous green wooden sword is floating in the wind, let out a number of blue swords, dazzling as if it is planting a flag to pull hatred.
On the green wood sword, a five-ray gossip robe of the spirit of the royal sword, obviously looks very young, but has a beard that is about to block most of the face, under the strong eyebrows of the anger, exuding the mountains like a grandright, but see the cultivation of it...
“Is this guy crazy?”The pigs looked at each other and couldn’t help but look up and drink, “Where the cow nose is just the middle of the yuan, and how dare we come to Dongmingshan to find death, when we are vegetarians ah!”
"Fucky, poor, even if thousands of people go!"The bearded spirit pulled out the five thunder swords behind him and shouted with great righteousness, "You devils and demons, in broad daylight, we must beg and destroy the devil today, so that you will harm...harm...harm...harm ..."
In half of the words, the audacious man suddenly had straight eyes, so stammered into a repeater, and he stared straight at the door of the old house.
“What happened?”The pigs fiery turned their heads full of strange faces and looked at them from the eyes of the bearded-
In the sunset, in the evening wind, the red sister covered the cherry mouth with surprise, and stood there with some faintness, the cool breeze gently brushed over, and took her red dress to fly, like a fairy out of the picture...
“No, no, don’t you say...”
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